Desmond
@mistervarlet.bsky.social
Pronouns: He/him/they/them • Call me Des • 28 • pan/NB• 18+ • 🦝/🐇/🐈
I am a D&D 5e homebrewer and a writer
I am a D&D 5e homebrewer and a writer
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Thank you for coming to my Teddy talk.
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thank you for coming to my Teddy talk.
Just signed the final paperwork on a car and I am both excited and in pain as a result. It sucks that cars cost that much but also having a working reliable car with air conditioning will be amazing
August 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just signed the final paperwork on a car and I am both excited and in pain as a result. It sucks that cars cost that much but also having a working reliable car with air conditioning will be amazing
The engine in the car I got last year is making a noise suspiciously like engine knock. It only has 78,000 miles on it 😭 and was otherwise driving reliably
August 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The engine in the car I got last year is making a noise suspiciously like engine knock. It only has 78,000 miles on it 😭 and was otherwise driving reliably
Recently started working as a software engineer and it's much more difficult than I expected it to be lol also keeps me busy much longer than my last job role
August 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Recently started working as a software engineer and it's much more difficult than I expected it to be lol also keeps me busy much longer than my last job role
Maybe it's a hot take or rare opinion but fuck parent's holidays. I don't think they are worth celebrating and I don't think I should have to celebrate my parents doing the bare minimum to support a creature they chose to have. It is the consequences of their actions and they don't deserve a thanks.
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Maybe it's a hot take or rare opinion but fuck parent's holidays. I don't think they are worth celebrating and I don't think I should have to celebrate my parents doing the bare minimum to support a creature they chose to have. It is the consequences of their actions and they don't deserve a thanks.
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It's #PrideMonth not because some government says it is, no, it's #pride because WE say it is.
Pride is a Protest
Pride is a Protest
June 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's #PrideMonth not because some government says it is, no, it's #pride because WE say it is.
Pride is a Protest
Pride is a Protest
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Happy Pride, Everyone.
June 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy Pride, Everyone.
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Don’t like gay marriage?
Don’t get married to the same sex.
Don’t like gender-affirming care?
Don’t have any.
Don’t like Planned Parenthood?
Don’t go there.
Don’t like abortion?
Don’t get one.
Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.
Don’t get married to the same sex.
Don’t like gender-affirming care?
Don’t have any.
Don’t like Planned Parenthood?
Don’t go there.
Don’t like abortion?
Don’t get one.
Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Don’t like gay marriage?
Don’t get married to the same sex.
Don’t like gender-affirming care?
Don’t have any.
Don’t like Planned Parenthood?
Don’t go there.
Don’t like abortion?
Don’t get one.
Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.
Don’t get married to the same sex.
Don’t like gender-affirming care?
Don’t have any.
Don’t like Planned Parenthood?
Don’t go there.
Don’t like abortion?
Don’t get one.
Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.
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This cover of "Don't Stop Me Now" is art.
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This cover of "Don't Stop Me Now" is art.
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
The universe is staring back
May 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The universe is staring back
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My 3D printer keeps restarting while mid print. I don't know how to fix it but it seems like my printer is starting to die :(
March 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My 3D printer keeps restarting while mid print. I don't know how to fix it but it seems like my printer is starting to die :(
This spell was based on both a wow paladin ability and Captain America lol #fantasy #homebrew #dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg #dndhomebrew #varletventures
March 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This spell was based on both a wow paladin ability and Captain America lol #fantasy #homebrew #dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg #dndhomebrew #varletventures
Like the staff in the last post I also made a wand variant! #fantasy #homebrew #dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg #dndhomebrew #varletventures
March 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Like the staff in the last post I also made a wand variant! #fantasy #homebrew #dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg #dndhomebrew #varletventures
I thought this was a neat idea for a staff #dnd #homebrew #varletventures #dnd5e #fantasy #homebrew #dnd5e #ttrpg #dndhomebrew
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I thought this was a neat idea for a staff #dnd #homebrew #varletventures #dnd5e #fantasy #homebrew #dnd5e #ttrpg #dndhomebrew
Just found out there was a death in my family. My uncle was found dead in his house. Today turned sour pretty quick. :(
February 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just found out there was a death in my family. My uncle was found dead in his house. Today turned sour pretty quick. :(
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happy STFU friday!
January 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
happy STFU friday!
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Hey Android users! You may want to go to Settings -> Apps -> All Apps to see if "Android System SafetyCore" got installed on the sly. This powers the Sensitive Content Warnings feature that, despite good intentions, does scan images on your device.
You may wish to manually uninstall this component.
You may wish to manually uninstall this component.
Google's new app will help warn you about nude images in Messages
Google is rolling out Android System SafetyCore, and it'll power the upcoming Sensitive Content Warnings feature in Messages.
www.androidauthority.com
February 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hey Android users! You may want to go to Settings -> Apps -> All Apps to see if "Android System SafetyCore" got installed on the sly. This powers the Sensitive Content Warnings feature that, despite good intentions, does scan images on your device.
You may wish to manually uninstall this component.
You may wish to manually uninstall this component.
I keep having these bizarre dreams lately. The one I had last night had me arriving in a foreign country with no real preparation, no money, unable to speak the language, no hotel room booked, unable to order food without help and someone I haven't seen since high school showed up
February 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I keep having these bizarre dreams lately. The one I had last night had me arriving in a foreign country with no real preparation, no money, unable to speak the language, no hotel room booked, unable to order food without help and someone I haven't seen since high school showed up
I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid off in my next meeting. Woke up with a meeting added to my calendar with a message from my manager telling me "it's to discuss org changes that will be announced today" I checked his calendar and he has back to back meetings with 1/?
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid off in my next meeting. Woke up with a meeting added to my calendar with a message from my manager telling me "it's to discuss org changes that will be announced today" I checked his calendar and he has back to back meetings with 1/?
I always loved the idea of the Halo style energy shields, ones that act like an additional pool of health! There are many franchises that have them and I thought it'd make a great DND magic item! I'd love any feed back because I could easily see how this could be unbalanced but I love the idea!
February 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I always loved the idea of the Halo style energy shields, ones that act like an additional pool of health! There are many franchises that have them and I thought it'd make a great DND magic item! I'd love any feed back because I could easily see how this could be unbalanced but I love the idea!
Turns out I might be allergic to bell peppers or nightshade, might have to get tested for it. Been eating bell peppers lately and have noticed that I get a sore tight throat after eating them. Been a while since I discovered a new allergy lol
February 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Turns out I might be allergic to bell peppers or nightshade, might have to get tested for it. Been eating bell peppers lately and have noticed that I get a sore tight throat after eating them. Been a while since I discovered a new allergy lol