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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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President of the Galaxy. Mind you, it's mostly a ceremonial position.
Aren't we? #MilkyWayGalaxy
Magical milky way 🌌✨
November 26, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Never have been impressed. Not a clean hot tub anywhere on the whole moon.
Jupiter's moon Io in true color
November 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Jar Jar was actually quite an erudite fellow before the head wound.
People hate on the Star Wars prequels but those films were groundbreaking in so many ways. For example, that was the first time in movie history that a character was named Jar Jar.
November 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
It's actually kind of a pain travelling through it. You get a lot of creation gumming up your improbability drive.
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM
A hale and howdy "Wut Up, Dawg" to my brothers, sisters, drims, and wonglibats in Andromeda 7 (one of 13 Andromeda galaxies I have a personal relationship with). Folks in the #MilkyWayGalaxy think there's only one Andromeda. That's why you need someone like me - I've been places.

And seen things.
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
The last time I visited the Sombrero Galaxy (they prefer the more common name Tapa Galaxy), they had elected a moron who tried to overthrow the galaxy the last time he lost. What a stupid galaxy! #MilkyWayRules
JWST just dropped a new photo of sombrero Galaxy
November 26, 2024 at 4:33 PM
M81's Intergalactic Trade Policy imposes tariffs on imports from both Milky Way and Andromeda. And that impacts us how? They still want our high-quality, low cost imports, but it will just cost them more now. What kind of a douchebag runs M81? Buy Milky Way products!
An Infrared View of the M81 Galaxy captured by the Spitzer Space Telescope
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM