I'm gutted, really. He could have just talked his plan through with Nick and won? Would that have been boring?

I was SHOUTING at the TV when he voted for Cat though I'll tell you that much

Oh CHRIST based on the reporting I'd somehow got the impression the budget was, like, today

I'm sure it's all part of Morgan the Mastermind McSweeney's brilliant plan to both promise and deliver absolutely nothing

Also: Miles Davis. Story from a bass player subbing in his band.

I find it incredible that the standard of Partridge output remains as high as this after so many years.

(The bit where he's scooting down the hillside on his arse had me howling)

If Labour cannot denounce mass deportation of permanent residents, Idi Amin style, what is the point of them?

What I'm finding impressive is that he's clearly shitting himself but still has the presence of mind to crack excellent gags in amongst it #CelebrityTraitors