MisterStampy
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MisterStampy
@misterstampy.bsky.social
Full of concentrated shitposting, food opinions, and occasional political commentary. Hire me, I'm funny!
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ok, hear me out. Snickers are F-Tier as a candy bar. They're meh when 'fresh', and they don't improve when frozen, unlike Twix, Heath, Kit-Kats, Butterfingers, and god knows what else (Hi, sorry, my diabetic ass hasn't eaten a ton of candy in the last 20+ years). Literally want to 🧵
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
That feeling in which I realize I haven't taken the time to check out and play a fucking video game in like two weeks, and realize that I can use insomnia to my benefit for once for my own fucking sanity to just blast shit for an hour or so...
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social Your buddies in Deafheaven made an list - metalinjection.net/lists/metal-... - though the Coroner album should have been WELL ahead of them.
Metal Injection's Top 25 Albums Of 2025 - Metal Injection
Surely everyone has the same opinion.
metalinjection.net
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Y'all, 'Extra Hot' S&B Japanese tonkatsu curry, with potato, onion, carrot, and sweet potato in the curry sauce...
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Y'all. Army/Navy. RITE. NAO.
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Good god these Alpine cars are turrible.
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ladies, gentlemen, and GTU fans, it is, in fact, time to PARTY HARD!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wccf...
Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
YouTube video by AndrewWKVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
HOOTY-HOO???
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
OH MY GOD VIRGINNY!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
**HOOSIER DADDY**
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
INDIFUCKINGANA!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
HBTMFD!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is it just me, or, is it that the more times I see a commercial for 'insurance', the exponentially less I want to do business with them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
NATE FUCKIN' FRAZIER!!!
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
CHAUNCEY BOWENS SIGHTING!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
RODERICK ROBINSON SIGHTING ON A TOUCHDOWN!!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Failcons are cooked. No 1st round pick next year, lost to the bleeping JETS. Why do I continue to subject myself to this misery?
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
OH YOU CAL GOLDEN BEARS!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Cool, so, time to see who we play next week-ish in Atlanta.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh goddammit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
IT'S HATE-O'CLOCK, BOYS AND GIRLS!!! TUCK FECH!!! THEM DAWGS IS HELL!!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM