Guy Incognito
mistersparkle.bsky.social
Guy Incognito
@mistersparkle.bsky.social
Mr. Sparkle has been banned by court order from providing medical advice.
Nikolaj Ehlers has a brother named Sebastian and a sister named Caroline.

Yes, really.
July 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
June 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Electric Six > Eagles of Death Metal
June 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can't believe we lost to Guatemala. They don't even HAVE ice rinks.
June 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Haha I hate this
June 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How much
June 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I challenge anyone to name even one city in Oklahoma. It can't be done.
Lankford: "This is an American city, and to be able to have an American city where we have people literally flying Mexican flags and saying 'you cannot arrest us' cannot be allowed."
June 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I bet everything they make tastes INCREDIBLE
June 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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From Seth Rogen’s book
June 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Historically Canada has had a pretty awesome relationship with the State of California, so if they're interested in seceding and joining a confederation instead, we're here.
June 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You have chosen: 3 Wood

May I suggest a putter?

3 Wood

Now choose your swing. I suggest 'Feather Touch."

You have selected: Power Drive

Now press 7-8-7 to swing

Ball is in parking lot.

Would you like to play again?

You have selected "No."
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
L'Via L'Viaquez
June 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The FromSoft purists are mad that Nightreign is a $40 game that doesn't take itself seriously.
May 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And Otter is asking for a trade in 3....2.....1....
DeBoer: "I didn't blame it all on Jake, but the reality is if you go back to last year's playoffs, he's lost six of seven games to Edmonton. And we give up two goals on two shots in an elimination game. ... That's a pretty big sample size."
May 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Conference Finals Goals, 2025:

Logan Stankoven: 2
Jeff Skinner: 1
Mikko Rantanen: 0
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
DeBoer and DeStars are DeCooked
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Elden Ring movie director Alex Garland is reportedly looking at reuniting with his Warfare actor Kit Connor for A24 and Bandai Namco’s adaptation of FromSoftware’s 2022 RPG hit.
Elden Ring Movie Director Eyeing Warfare's Kit Connor for Upcoming Adaptation
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May 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Also, Hi, told you all about this well before Bandai made the announcement.
The Elden Ring movie is real and it is coming but details still foggy.

George R.R. Martin and Hidetaka Miyazaki to be producers (or at minimum be consultants)

Coming from A24 and, presumably, Sony.

Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Dredd, 28 Days Later) to direct (and maybe write).
May 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy Nightreign day to those who celebrate
May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Stanley Cup chances after Game 3 of the second round
May 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It really is incredible watching a four year old take ownership of his diabetes.

Buddy wants to learn everything he can about it. What the carbs mean. Why the amount of insulin he gets changes and how that works.... Amazing stuff, really
May 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pope Leo with a strong start to his holy mission of preventing the Leafs from winning the cup on his watch.
May 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Elden Ring movie is real and it is coming but details still foggy.

George R.R. Martin and Hidetaka Miyazaki to be producers (or at minimum be consultants)

Coming from A24 and, presumably, Sony.

Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Dredd, 28 Days Later) to direct (and maybe write).
May 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ohio by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young is a Nu Metal song.
May 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM