@mistershure.bsky.social
I'm a TV writer (The Office, Everybody Loves Raymond, People of Earth) and I like philosophy
On the upside we are all now sending hearts to each other without thinking twice
July 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
On the upside we are all now sending hearts to each other without thinking twice
I spend $250 and 50 minutes complaining about how I don’t have enough money or time
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I spend $250 and 50 minutes complaining about how I don’t have enough money or time
When my kindle shows me what other people have underlined, I’m sorry but it’s almost always wrong
April 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When my kindle shows me what other people have underlined, I’m sorry but it’s almost always wrong
In the war of the olds against the young we will write our codes in cursive, and they will mumble rap
April 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In the war of the olds against the young we will write our codes in cursive, and they will mumble rap
Breaking News should now be called Heartbreaking News
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Breaking News should now be called Heartbreaking News
I don’t think I’ll ever write anything as clever as those toilet lids that close quietly
January 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t think I’ll ever write anything as clever as those toilet lids that close quietly
Ray Romano sits on Lisa Kudrow’s couch
December 27, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Ray Romano sits on Lisa Kudrow’s couch
As someone who was raised by a psychiatrist and a psychologist who were into Primal Therapy, I am fascinated by shows that hinge on a main character taking 8 episodes to express a feeling.
December 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
As someone who was raised by a psychiatrist and a psychologist who were into Primal Therapy, I am fascinated by shows that hinge on a main character taking 8 episodes to express a feeling.
When a young person asks if they should become a writer, I always say, if you can imagine yourself doing anything other than being a writer, then, congratulations you have an imagination which means you can be a writer!
December 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
When a young person asks if they should become a writer, I always say, if you can imagine yourself doing anything other than being a writer, then, congratulations you have an imagination which means you can be a writer!
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Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services is like putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services.
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services is like putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services.
I’ve decided to be posthumously famous. For what? That’s on them to figure out.
January 17, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I’ve decided to be posthumously famous. For what? That’s on them to figure out.
December 31, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Being Ageist is like making fun of a town that everybody eventually moves to.
December 30, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Being Ageist is like making fun of a town that everybody eventually moves to.
I need the type of vasectomy that will stop me from adopting another pet
December 30, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I need the type of vasectomy that will stop me from adopting another pet
Now that it's legal to grow hemp in every US state, where is the pothead utopia I was promised? Where is my hemp oil jetpack?
December 30, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Now that it's legal to grow hemp in every US state, where is the pothead utopia I was promised? Where is my hemp oil jetpack?