me trying to explain to the apple store employees that they should let me have my appointment even tho i’m nearly 20 mins late bc im the hottest gayest person these nerds will see all week

this is me (gay atheist) trying to explain to my friends (straight christian) how apple (the company) has not only implicated themselves in the original sin with their logo but has also framed it as a good thing

found these guys on a hike

i wish i was joking

i wish you could leave feedback for your spotify daylists bc what do you MEAN i listened to dirty pop and now you’re recommending clean girl and pink pilates princess…