Two-Bit Johnnie
@misterdaydream.bsky.social
Hairburner, sometimes painter/photographer. World’s best catdaddy!
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I just trolled ChatGPT and told him I’m at the hospital because one of my cats just laid an egg.
He told me what to ask the vet.
I told him I’m at the human hospital because the vet didn’t know how to handle this situation.
I need to be put down. 😂😂😂
He told me what to ask the vet.
I told him I’m at the human hospital because the vet didn’t know how to handle this situation.
I need to be put down. 😂😂😂
June 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I just trolled ChatGPT and told him I’m at the hospital because one of my cats just laid an egg.
He told me what to ask the vet.
I told him I’m at the human hospital because the vet didn’t know how to handle this situation.
I need to be put down. 😂😂😂
He told me what to ask the vet.
I told him I’m at the human hospital because the vet didn’t know how to handle this situation.
I need to be put down. 😂😂😂
Just a reminder that your friends and family who voted for or support tRump are NOT WELCOME at ANY Pride event this month.
Expect a drink thrown in their faces if we see them.
😘 🖕
Expect a drink thrown in their faces if we see them.
😘 🖕
June 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just a reminder that your friends and family who voted for or support tRump are NOT WELCOME at ANY Pride event this month.
Expect a drink thrown in their faces if we see them.
😘 🖕
Expect a drink thrown in their faces if we see them.
😘 🖕
Me and my gal pal bestie a few years ago!!!
Damn, my legs are 🔥!!!
😂
Damn, my legs are 🔥!!!
😂
June 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Me and my gal pal bestie a few years ago!!!
Damn, my legs are 🔥!!!
😂
Damn, my legs are 🔥!!!
😂
There are still 6.5 hours left of my birthday.
Let me know if it dies. What a gift that would be. 🎁
Let me know if it dies. What a gift that would be. 🎁
June 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There are still 6.5 hours left of my birthday.
Let me know if it dies. What a gift that would be. 🎁
Let me know if it dies. What a gift that would be. 🎁
I need more followers!
Just kidding. 95 is too much.
I had thread on Threads go viral and I literally had a panic attack.
😩
#introvert
Just kidding. 95 is too much.
I had thread on Threads go viral and I literally had a panic attack.
😩
#introvert
May 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I need more followers!
Just kidding. 95 is too much.
I had thread on Threads go viral and I literally had a panic attack.
😩
#introvert
Just kidding. 95 is too much.
I had thread on Threads go viral and I literally had a panic attack.
😩
#introvert
This shit ain’t gonna last 4 years.
It’s not sustainable.
He’s gonna die one way or another.
The movement will die one way or another.
😊 😈
Hail Satan!
It’s not sustainable.
He’s gonna die one way or another.
The movement will die one way or another.
😊 😈
Hail Satan!
Elmo Satan GIF
ALT: Elmo Satan GIF
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May 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This shit ain’t gonna last 4 years.
It’s not sustainable.
He’s gonna die one way or another.
The movement will die one way or another.
😊 😈
Hail Satan!
It’s not sustainable.
He’s gonna die one way or another.
The movement will die one way or another.
😊 😈
Hail Satan!
If I hear the term “Executive Order” one more time, I’m going to lose my security deposit. 🤬 💥
May 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If I hear the term “Executive Order” one more time, I’m going to lose my security deposit. 🤬 💥
Every time I see JD Vance and his “smoky eye,” I can’t help but wonder how many times he’s bottomed and how many dix he’s had in his mouth.
Gross, I know. Sorry for the visual.
He’s gay tho. 😈
Gross, I know. Sorry for the visual.
He’s gay tho. 😈
May 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every time I see JD Vance and his “smoky eye,” I can’t help but wonder how many times he’s bottomed and how many dix he’s had in his mouth.
Gross, I know. Sorry for the visual.
He’s gay tho. 😈
Gross, I know. Sorry for the visual.
He’s gay tho. 😈
Use Amazon as a search engine.
Find what you want and then order directly from the manufacturer if you can afford to do so.
Bezos doesn’t need any more money.
You may pay shipping.
It may take longer.
But do the right thing.
And fuck that bald beady-eyed asshole. 😂😂😂
Find what you want and then order directly from the manufacturer if you can afford to do so.
Bezos doesn’t need any more money.
You may pay shipping.
It may take longer.
But do the right thing.
And fuck that bald beady-eyed asshole. 😂😂😂
May 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Use Amazon as a search engine.
Find what you want and then order directly from the manufacturer if you can afford to do so.
Bezos doesn’t need any more money.
You may pay shipping.
It may take longer.
But do the right thing.
And fuck that bald beady-eyed asshole. 😂😂😂
Find what you want and then order directly from the manufacturer if you can afford to do so.
Bezos doesn’t need any more money.
You may pay shipping.
It may take longer.
But do the right thing.
And fuck that bald beady-eyed asshole. 😂😂😂
Seeing a 34 time convicted felon say, “Our country needs law and order.”
I mean, fuck that dementia-addled walking colostomy bag rapist all the fucking way to hell. 🤬
I mean, fuck that dementia-addled walking colostomy bag rapist all the fucking way to hell. 🤬
May 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Seeing a 34 time convicted felon say, “Our country needs law and order.”
I mean, fuck that dementia-addled walking colostomy bag rapist all the fucking way to hell. 🤬
I mean, fuck that dementia-addled walking colostomy bag rapist all the fucking way to hell. 🤬
Can we all just agree that ketamine needs to just do it job and take IT out.
Fuck you, Elmo. 🖤
Fuck you, Elmo. 🖤
May 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Can we all just agree that ketamine needs to just do it job and take IT out.
Fuck you, Elmo. 🖤
Fuck you, Elmo. 🖤
Duh.
A man who holds the title of President of the United States, who took an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, who then says he doesn’t know if he’d uphold the Constitution, is unfit to be president and should be removed.
May 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Duh.
I’m ALL IN for this stupid fucking military parade under one condition:
HE’S IN A GODDAMNED CONVERTIBLE!!!
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HE’S IN A GODDAMNED CONVERTIBLE!!!
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May 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m ALL IN for this stupid fucking military parade under one condition:
HE’S IN A GODDAMNED CONVERTIBLE!!!
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HE’S IN A GODDAMNED CONVERTIBLE!!!
😈🖤
I have never hated another person and wanted to see them dead more than right now. I didn’t know I was capable of such hatred.
May 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I have never hated another person and wanted to see them dead more than right now. I didn’t know I was capable of such hatred.
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Sick and effin tired of white people demanding Black labor while ignoring the work we do and have done. Tired of typing out the same replies so...1/
#DigitalArt #MissMillieBS #FreeForPersonalUse
#DigitalArt #MissMillieBS #FreeForPersonalUse
February 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sick and effin tired of white people demanding Black labor while ignoring the work we do and have done. Tired of typing out the same replies so...1/
#DigitalArt #MissMillieBS #FreeForPersonalUse
#DigitalArt #MissMillieBS #FreeForPersonalUse
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
I recently saw someone comment about Covid to “reach out to your MAGA friends.”
Dearest darling, WE DON’T HAVE MAGA FRIENDS!!!
We cut them out like a cancer with CLEAN margins!!! 👋 😘 😹
Dearest darling, WE DON’T HAVE MAGA FRIENDS!!!
We cut them out like a cancer with CLEAN margins!!! 👋 😘 😹
February 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I recently saw someone comment about Covid to “reach out to your MAGA friends.”
Dearest darling, WE DON’T HAVE MAGA FRIENDS!!!
We cut them out like a cancer with CLEAN margins!!! 👋 😘 😹
Dearest darling, WE DON’T HAVE MAGA FRIENDS!!!
We cut them out like a cancer with CLEAN margins!!! 👋 😘 😹
Do it. Takes a few seconds.
Always up for a little trolling. 👍
Always up for a little trolling. 👍
February 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Do it. Takes a few seconds.
Always up for a little trolling. 👍
Always up for a little trolling. 👍
Snuggle Sisters
January 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Snuggle Sisters
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DC RUMORS: Trump announces immediate retaliation against Colombia after their president turns back deportation flights. He’s going to put tariffs on cocaine.
January 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
DC RUMORS: Trump announces immediate retaliation against Colombia after their president turns back deportation flights. He’s going to put tariffs on cocaine.
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Black Music Sunday: Happy birthday to love song legend Anita Baker
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Black Music Sunday: Happy birthday to love song legend Anita Baker
Black Music Sunday is a weekly series highlighting all things Black music, with over 245 stories covering performers, genres, history, and more, each featuring its own vibrant soundtrack. I hope you��
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January 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Black Music Sunday: Happy birthday to love song legend Anita Baker
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#BlackHistoryMonth is just around the corner. It's a good time to watch "Eyes on the Prize." Streaming on several platforms.
youtu.be/rGVL9d_ibhw?...
youtu.be/rGVL9d_ibhw?...
Eyes on the Prize | Official Trailer
YouTube video by WORLD
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January 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
#BlackHistoryMonth is just around the corner. It's a good time to watch "Eyes on the Prize." Streaming on several platforms.
youtu.be/rGVL9d_ibhw?...
youtu.be/rGVL9d_ibhw?...
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Oh I’m putting this out now, this is going to be the loudest Black History Month of all time. If you call yourself an ally you best back us up. Also we calling out all businesses that have shuttered DEI efforts. Be ready.
January 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh I’m putting this out now, this is going to be the loudest Black History Month of all time. If you call yourself an ally you best back us up. Also we calling out all businesses that have shuttered DEI efforts. Be ready.
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