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Mr. Mincemeat 🔞
@mister-mincemeat.bsky.social
【 Mince 🦴 He or they 🦴 Born 2002 🦴 Fantasy phallus fancier 】

Hello! This is my artisanal adult toy appreciation page!

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Minors begone 🔞
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These Souvenir Boxes are so cute 🥺💖

We add them for free to any order $80+ this month! ✨️
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Anyone need a $500 shopping spree?👀

We've been wanting to do another giveaway for a while, so we're making it BIG to help spread a lil joy🎉

🏆PRIZE: THIS TIME - there's TWO ways to enter and win!
1 Winner on Discord for $250 store credit
1 Winner on Bluesky for $250 store credit
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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"Gilded night" is our first piece of the day!
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Recently nabbed these pretty inventory angels from @dreadtheempire.bsky.social, @kuduvoodoo.bsky.social, and @krakenmonsterlab.bsky.social! Super excited for these, and if anyone has any suggestions for other angel-inspired toys, I’m all ears 👀
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Valentines drop today, at 6PM CST! That's a little over 6 hours from now 💜

We have a TON of fresh large and imperial sizes now, complete with refreshed size photos and measurements on the site!
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!

TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!

ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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The new avatar movie has brought me back into the world of fantasy/sci-fi dildos! So I thought it would be best to return with showing off my avatar inspired dongs from @alchemistechidna.bsky.social (featuring my ikran popcorn bucket)
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Teylu soaring in with more icy sparkles
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November 11, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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PPS Black Friday Drop!

20% off everything automatically in cart

Where: www.ppsculptors.com
When: 2 PM CST today!

See you there! ❤️
November 9, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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My custom from @bardtoys.bsky.social arrived! it's so perfect. They say they're Bards, but I suspect they're actually wizards! 😆
November 5, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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The Keeper & His Hoof by Twilight Meadow Creations
@twilight-meadow.bsky.social

This was the result of a Wildwood Grimoire custom where I had asked for them to imagine The Keeper as if he were a an Ancestral Follower from the Siofra River in Elden Ring.

I'm still amazed by how beautiful they are!
November 5, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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An Election Day rainbow over our beautiful Seattle HAS to be a good omen, right??
November 5, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Pink glow best glow
November 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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if Texas kicks out cruz and swing blue i will make a Texas themed dildo with a Texas-shaped base and as many Texas references as I can cram into one design, call it "Sexas", add a dickscount for anyone buying it from Texas, and you can pound any dude who makes Texas his whole personality with it
November 3, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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November birthstone: Citrine 💛
November 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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HEYO ALL YOU SILICONE ENJOYERS ITS THE FIRST WEEK OF #NoBallsNovember AND TIME TO GET THE PARTY STARTED. NO BALLS ALLOWED!!
November 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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HELLO BSKY!

As we near the end of October, I wanna give y'all a peek into next months hashtag! We're going for #NoBallsNovember! I'll be asking YOU to post models that COULD have balls, but don't! This is a month long, 4 week Community Activity, broken down into 4 themes.
October 29, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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We’re honored by the amazing reception here on Bluesky, thank you! Now, it’s giveaway time! 🎉

➡️ Follow, Like, and Repost to enter to win a $50 gift card! ⬅️

🚨 Optional BONUS: Comment & tag a friend — if you win, you’ll get $25 extra and they’ll get $25 too!

Ends 11/5 @ 12pm PST
Terms & rules ⬇️
October 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Our latest delivery of toys to Seattle's Doghouse Leathers - the very first toys crafted in our new production space - is now available!

See a toy here but not on the shelf? Ask the friendly folks there about other sizes or pours in back stock!
October 31, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Wispy afternoon
@madetowere.bsky.social
October 27, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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forever obsessed with how much like real malachite this petrichor from @madetowere.bsky.social looks 💚 the ribbons are sooo good
October 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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lil solar flare baby !!! hes supersoft too im obsessed 🧡☀️
October 26, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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Welcoming two new version of Quetzal the feathered serpent, dropping tomorrow at 9pm EST 🐍🪽

Large Stroker Penetrable (80)
Small (One size) Tongue Insertable (75)

Quetzal model sculpted by @srirachaskrimps 🦐
October 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM