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This shit has gotten fuckin wild

He/him

HD version of my pfp shamelessly taken from @sakorae_ on Twitter
Cody's Shody never misses, honestly the best combination of comedy and news/politics out there including network and streaming shows.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Whaaaa, you can't be mean to Zionists online just because they're doing a genocide!"

You literally run a propaganda machine for them you disgusting monster, you should be ashamed to even show your face in public. You are a rot on the world, and it has nothing to do with your religion or ethnicity.
July 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I hear you as a fellow Arizonan but yeah wouldn't know where to start. At least now people trend towards electric ones but landscapers still use the 2-stroke old style ones for the most part.
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Aw shit, bob did you remember to burn all those critically top secret conspiracy documents or did you just leave them pilled in the corner?"

Uhhhhh, yeah I burned em boss.

"Okay good, now I'm just going to close this door without checking and we'll never have to worry about them again"
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Smothering distance is the best distance!
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's also more complicated than just left and right on a linear scale. Biden being good in some ways but going out of his way to supply arms to an active genocide doesn't equal out, it's like arguing that Hitlers public works policies somehow matter slightly when he was doing the Holocaust.
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You're missing the point again, I'm asking you where you draw the line.

You're ignoring how over time everything moves forward, Biden being more progressive with Clinton doesn't actually show an improvement over the norm when they're 30 years apart.
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have no idea what point you're trying to make with this, I'm asking you whats your limit to supporting a two party system of genocide because, "well ya gotta pick one!", and then next election the Mussolini you voted for sounds a little bit more Hitlery, and so on, and so on.
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As do yours, we're looking at those consequences right now. Mine too, you think I didn't vote blue across the board last election?

How far are you willing to go with the "it's a defacto two party system so you gotta vote for one of the two" argument? One will always be worse, Mussolini over Hitler?
July 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ice Cube is one of those actors who's either perfect and wonderful in a role or just an absolutely flat nothing.
July 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Trumps is obviously worse, if you're just trying to make a lesser evil argument we can stop right here because you're arguing from a position I held for a long time and am thoroughly done with. I'm done enabling the party of "less genocide" that's currently pushing against trans rights.
July 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Put.Down.The.Goal.Posts.

That has nothing to do with the claim you made, focus.
July 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
That wasn't the question, put down the goal posts. They said they wanted "strong border policy" and they continued with strong border policy. Your claim was that these kind of stated views are just lip service to get moderate/right voters.
July 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ohhh okay, so I just happened to stumble across the one good example and it's different because it was made for "cynical geopolitical reasons" (would love to hear you expand on that one).

Still waiting for any counter narrative evidence from you.
July 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Just appealing to the moderates with rhetoric and emergency arms sales to continue a genocide bypassing congress"

Okay your turn, show me when they pushed a moderate/right rhetoric and then did the opposite when in power.
The Biden administration once again bypasses Congress on an emergency weapons sale to Israel
For the second time this month, the Biden administration is bypassing Congress to approve an emergency weapons sale to Israel.
apnews.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Do not come, do not come"
thehill.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You're kidding right?

Here's Bidens immigration policies in action
Photos show US border facility crowded with migrant children
A Democratic congressman released pictures of the facility, as the Biden administration draws criticism.
www.aljazeera.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You're genuinely delusional, can you point to any precedent of them doing this previously?

Immigration, foreign policy, etc. I can point to an overwhelming preponderance of evidence that "moderate" liberals follow up on the bad things they claim they support, where's the inverse?
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Like bro what the FUCK is this!
July 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Actual soulless ghoul shit, I don't know how these people sleep at night "uhm, acktually"ing literally starved to death babies.
July 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh yeah for sure, similar to how the one with Tom Cruise uses the concept to play off 9/11 and the Iraq War. It really feels like it's due for a high budget mini series from a big streaming service, I could see Apple+ doing something like that, maybe 8-12 episodes tops.
July 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Conceptually it's like a joke about modern movie producers, "How do we update this beloved classic to appeal to the younger generation of 2025? Wait I know, they love their Paranormal Activities right? Found footage!"

Reminds me of Diary of the Dead, bless George Romero's heart
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I quite enjoy the 1953 movie for being the original story crammed into the shell of a 50s scifi movie with some really fun visual effects, but it does feel more like it's own story.

I think it suffers from the same problem as Dracula where you're always losing something significant cutting it down
July 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM