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Mista Krabs
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This shit has gotten fuckin wild

He/him

HD version of my pfp shamelessly taken from @sakorae_ on Twitter
Like bro what the FUCK is this!
July 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This denial (see your own quote) and vague bullshit is getting tiring my dude, you're making extraordinary claims contradictory to the known scientific consensus and offering functionally zero proof.
July 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Huh so you're saying their chromosomal sex doesn't match their physical appearance? I wonder if there's a category for this?

By the way the estimated amount of intersex people statistically is around 164 MILLION.

By all means keep grasping, it's very funny.
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The Black Tri-Stars all the way back in the original Mobile Suit Gundam!
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
doesn't mention Mamdani at all. And hey what's this literally from the very top of the article?

"Don't vote for Trump, don't vote for 3rd parties, we can't endorse Kamala though". Gee I wonder what these words could be implying?

I'd say good try but it wasn't, this is maga level lazy deception
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I choose to believe!
July 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Unrelated but check out this beautiful brick wall, no connection was just admiring the architecture.
July 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"I carry....you don't know what people have in the way of surprises"

Meanwhile, in this dorks pockets a bunch of tacticool knives and a bunch of black plastic bullshit. Yeah that's cool bro, I mean I just carry a gun I don't advertise online with my face and real name attached but sure.
July 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
How you sleep knowing that tomorrow you've got delicious meals waiting to be reheated.
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Checking my local uni and it turns out she's absolutely right within an error margin of +/-49.5%
July 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh whoops, I seem to have dropped this screen grab🤷‍♂️
July 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That's the funny thing, looking back at him now in Fight Club it wasn't even that extreme. He was shredded for sure but he also wasn't massive at the same time, a very fit look for sure but still fairly achievable broadly.
July 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
From zero to Zionist in like one comment, pretty much what I'd expect from someone with such a funny profile.
July 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shit! I've even see you before and had a chuckle at someone else being corrected!
July 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Absolute cinema.
July 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hey fun fact, 25% of the population of Texas is too young to vote. Hey fun fact, only 61% of registered voters voted in the last election. Or do non-voters deserve death too. You'd look at 3 men, be told 2 are criminals, and shoot all 3 lest the two go unpunished.

Oh hey what's this picture show?
July 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm more of a Shadow the Hedgehog posting guy myself
July 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I busted out the old Godzilla 2000 DVD to continue my Godzilla movie watch through (got lazy because I had to reinstall my computers DVD player for it) and it's incredible. The lo-fi interactive DVD menus, the fact that it only comes in English and French for languages, but the trailers ...
July 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
May I offer this extremely angry (and jpg crunched) Hank Hill? I've had this bad boy saved so long it's practically an antique.
June 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You know you've hit "it" here in Phoenix when the smaller pools have gotten uncomfortable warm to swim in.
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My score for Godzilla 98:

why did you do this Mr Emmerich I hate you so much/10
June 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Discombobulate.
June 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He was politically insane, but what party would you ascribe these political views to out of curiosity?
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The 1997 two disc release of the Return of the Jedi Soundtrack. Yeah I was pretty much the coolest kid.

I'm very specific because this version has two bonus tracks that aren't included on the streaming versions which is very frustrating as I no longer have it.

Sail Barge Assault (Alternate) <3
June 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here I made this nifty colored circle version of your "look at this protest not using foreign flags" evidence.

It should be pretty obvious but blue circles are American flags, red circles are non-American flags.

Now go ahead and block me for pointing out how comically stupid your argument is.
June 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM