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🎶these are the dreams of an impossible princess🎶
It’s lightly snowing here in Columbus, so that means I’m making some chicken and smoked turkey neck gumbo!
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Don’t talk to me, I’m watching the Mary Steenburgen Holiday Cinematic Universe
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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We exist
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I haven’t driven for Uber in a *decade* and they just emailed me asking me to update my insurance with them.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Don talk to me, I’m watching the Claire Danes Holiday Cinematic Universe
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Chilis and Wicked 2 💚💖
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My perfect seasons of television:

- ER Season 1
- Seinfeld Season 2
- Friends Season 5
- Alias Season 3
- Damages Season 1
- Happy Endings Season 2
- Buffy Season 5
- Battlestar Galactica Season 2
- Felicity Season 1

Im surely forgetting some but these are just off the too of my head.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ok now I’m getting to the really sad part about not having a job

(My part time gig doesn’t count)
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Most relatable X-man.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Doing great over here...
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Steam Cube looks very cute. I love tiny tech like that.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They're a 10, but 90% of their posts are to complain about something
They're a 10 but they only post on bluesky to discuss other social media.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Seeing a UR MR GAY post in 2025 just dragged me back screaming to 2007.
September 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Got my first rejection letter, for a job I was absoultely perfect for. I suspect it was because they listed the job on LinkedIn as "remote considered" but then on their website it was an in-office role at their office in a different state. I even plead my case in my cover later, but to no avail.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Apparently I can’t look at DMs until I give BlueSky my social, my ID, or my credit card information???

I’m definitely not doing that!
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Me every time Mature by Hilary Duff comes on.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Look what I picked up two days before Grammy noms. 😌
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It is SO fucking funny that The Weeknd did all that sucking up to the Grammys last year and then didn't get a SINGLE nom this year.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
grammy noms thread!
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Our job as pop music fans is to make sure Hilary Duff charts on the Hot 100, and that she streams and charter higher than Katy Perry.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I gotta start remembering to cross post here again.
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm VERY close to 100 projects from 2025 listened to. Here's what I've listened to so far.

(1/2)
2025 Albums Listened To
open.spotify.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The genie in question:
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM