Why would you want to subjugate your fellow human beings when mangoes and Moonstruck exists? What made you so hostile toward your own pleasure? Honestly, don’t answer that, the response would probably be flavorless.

My co-worker has plans to someday make a House of Worth style gown from denim, so you'll be in good company (even though the time periods are off by a couple of decades)!

and didn't really think about it deeply enough. Why not find a niche market and try to fill that void? Why not be the company that publishes the next great name?