Adulthood is the biggest lie I was told as a kid ngl
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Adulthood is the biggest lie I was told as a kid ngl
Getting up at 6 am is torture; getting up at 6 am without an alarm is soul crushing
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Getting up at 6 am is torture; getting up at 6 am without an alarm is soul crushing
Help a doll out!!
September 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Help a doll out!!
Me getting my friends to complete the kink test, already knowing they're kinky af but don't know it yet: "we will be watching your career with great interest"
August 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Me getting my friends to complete the kink test, already knowing they're kinky af but don't know it yet: "we will be watching your career with great interest"
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Something I maybe need to accept about myself is that I'm kind of an intense person and I just don't really have a lot of normal friendships. If we hang out more than once a week for a couple months our relationship will asymptotically approach dating or I'll adopt you into my family or both
August 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Something I maybe need to accept about myself is that I'm kind of an intense person and I just don't really have a lot of normal friendships. If we hang out more than once a week for a couple months our relationship will asymptotically approach dating or I'll adopt you into my family or both
Just a brain-ded animal chew tuoy :3
August 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just a brain-ded animal chew tuoy :3
Pretty girl demanded I put my helmet on and sword fight her while on a date with another Pretty girl
Another pretty girl took me for a drive in the country, stared at the sunset longingly
I need to get better at saying for hot girls to jump my bones
Another pretty girl took me for a drive in the country, stared at the sunset longingly
I need to get better at saying for hot girls to jump my bones
August 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Pretty girl demanded I put my helmet on and sword fight her while on a date with another Pretty girl
Another pretty girl took me for a drive in the country, stared at the sunset longingly
I need to get better at saying for hot girls to jump my bones
Another pretty girl took me for a drive in the country, stared at the sunset longingly
I need to get better at saying for hot girls to jump my bones
I make a good chew toy, I can confirm with over 12 new hickeys
August 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I make a good chew toy, I can confirm with over 12 new hickeys
IM A CHEW TOY LETS GOOOO
August 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
IM A CHEW TOY LETS GOOOO
I'm gonna go play arcade games with a knight in shining armor
I hope she sweeps me off my feet, or if not, then firmly sweeps the board and beats me at pool
I hope she sweeps me off my feet, or if not, then firmly sweeps the board and beats me at pool
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm gonna go play arcade games with a knight in shining armor
I hope she sweeps me off my feet, or if not, then firmly sweeps the board and beats me at pool
I hope she sweeps me off my feet, or if not, then firmly sweeps the board and beats me at pool
Give me artistic liberty, or give me death (I was told I have to strictly abide by brand colors, using the primary colors and not the secondary ones instead just because they're prettier) :(((
August 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Give me artistic liberty, or give me death (I was told I have to strictly abide by brand colors, using the primary colors and not the secondary ones instead just because they're prettier) :(((
Accidental main character energy: saying "yes" "uh huh" "okay" after every sentence or paragraph someone says, as if you're speedrunning dialogue (you're just HoH and confirming you can still hear the person)
August 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Accidental main character energy: saying "yes" "uh huh" "okay" after every sentence or paragraph someone says, as if you're speedrunning dialogue (you're just HoH and confirming you can still hear the person)
Food is a love language, actually
August 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Food is a love language, actually
*sobbing, foaming at the mouth*
I'm sorry, I didn't know when I named that NPC that name that I was setting myself up to critique capitalism when I promised this campaign wouldn't critique capitalism, I promise it won't happen again--*hammer click*
I'm sorry, I didn't know when I named that NPC that name that I was setting myself up to critique capitalism when I promised this campaign wouldn't critique capitalism, I promise it won't happen again--*hammer click*
July 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*sobbing, foaming at the mouth*
I'm sorry, I didn't know when I named that NPC that name that I was setting myself up to critique capitalism when I promised this campaign wouldn't critique capitalism, I promise it won't happen again--*hammer click*
I'm sorry, I didn't know when I named that NPC that name that I was setting myself up to critique capitalism when I promised this campaign wouldn't critique capitalism, I promise it won't happen again--*hammer click*
In case anyone doubts the legitimacy of this, here's the headline from my mobile app (I get it through my work)
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
In case anyone doubts the legitimacy of this, here's the headline from my mobile app (I get it through my work)
Each of my D&D players is a muse for me--I write for them, in the end. Hundreds of pages across years and several campaigns and different player groups. Eventually, I like the idea of sharing it all with them
Maybe I should try to formalize my thoughts into either a book or a campaign module?
Maybe I should try to formalize my thoughts into either a book or a campaign module?
July 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Each of my D&D players is a muse for me--I write for them, in the end. Hundreds of pages across years and several campaigns and different player groups. Eventually, I like the idea of sharing it all with them
Maybe I should try to formalize my thoughts into either a book or a campaign module?
Maybe I should try to formalize my thoughts into either a book or a campaign module?
George Lucas's writing wasn't eloquent, but as far as allegory goes, it was about as on the nose as a bag of bricks--and I mean that as a compliment, actually, because at least nowadays I hear people talk about the political messages of the Prequels and Andor
July 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
George Lucas's writing wasn't eloquent, but as far as allegory goes, it was about as on the nose as a bag of bricks--and I mean that as a compliment, actually, because at least nowadays I hear people talk about the political messages of the Prequels and Andor
There's something so hot about someone just talking about something they are passionate about--I love interviews with people (usually about writing or worldbuilding) and then the author just goes on a ten minute long rant about something before realizing she hasn't come up for air to breath and I-😩
July 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There's something so hot about someone just talking about something they are passionate about--I love interviews with people (usually about writing or worldbuilding) and then the author just goes on a ten minute long rant about something before realizing she hasn't come up for air to breath and I-😩
Gonna be tits out for pride, fuck yeah
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gonna be tits out for pride, fuck yeah
I need a girl to smoke me out and then take advantage of getting me way too high
July 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I need a girl to smoke me out and then take advantage of getting me way too high
Homophobia is so outdated and focused on individual actions of harm.
Consider: antifaggotalism
Pros:
*focused on systemic harm against queers
*its a fun word to say
*makes straights squirm
*sounds like anticapitalism, highlighting the paralel capitalism is antifaggot
Consider: antifaggotalism
Pros:
*focused on systemic harm against queers
*its a fun word to say
*makes straights squirm
*sounds like anticapitalism, highlighting the paralel capitalism is antifaggot
July 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Homophobia is so outdated and focused on individual actions of harm.
Consider: antifaggotalism
Pros:
*focused on systemic harm against queers
*its a fun word to say
*makes straights squirm
*sounds like anticapitalism, highlighting the paralel capitalism is antifaggot
Consider: antifaggotalism
Pros:
*focused on systemic harm against queers
*its a fun word to say
*makes straights squirm
*sounds like anticapitalism, highlighting the paralel capitalism is antifaggot
When you think about it, Darth Vader got mechsploitated
July 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When you think about it, Darth Vader got mechsploitated
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"I'm an evil woman, a villainess, a witch, I seek to–"
me: Okay but can I kiss you? Can I hug you tight and see you smile at me with both affection and an insatiable greed for my very being? Can you hold me by the chin and look deep into my eyes and witness the void inside them? Can I kiss you?????
me: Okay but can I kiss you? Can I hug you tight and see you smile at me with both affection and an insatiable greed for my very being? Can you hold me by the chin and look deep into my eyes and witness the void inside them? Can I kiss you?????
July 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"I'm an evil woman, a villainess, a witch, I seek to–"
me: Okay but can I kiss you? Can I hug you tight and see you smile at me with both affection and an insatiable greed for my very being? Can you hold me by the chin and look deep into my eyes and witness the void inside them? Can I kiss you?????
me: Okay but can I kiss you? Can I hug you tight and see you smile at me with both affection and an insatiable greed for my very being? Can you hold me by the chin and look deep into my eyes and witness the void inside them? Can I kiss you?????