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missrainbowpie.bsky.social
Michelle Ilia 🌷
@missrainbowpie.bsky.social
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"Cats are terrifying. 'Cause they're witches. And they've got knives in their feet."

31. queer. autistic. minneapolis. multifandom mess. sci-fi nerd. avid reader. writer. married to @artistangie.bsky.social ❤️
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September 30th / October 1st
TOS Captain Kirk smiling in the captain's chair of the Enterprise Black and white still of Michael Myers from Halloween holding a knife and looking over a railing in a house.
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Seriously, look how cute this place was for our wedding! They are huge supporters of local bands and artists, and huge supporters of The Gays™ like us. If any venue deserves to stay open, it's them. ❤️
Angie and me in our wedding outfits sitting in two vintage armchairs, sparkly streamers behind us, sunflower floral arrangements, and a gold banner above that says "Mrs & Mrs." We're grinning at each other and holding hands. We almost look like two queens on thrones. Angie and me in our wedding outfits on the roof of Hook & Ladder at sunset. We're sitting in the old firehouse bell tower. I'm kissing her cheek. Angie and I getting ready in an upstairs bathroom at Hook & Ladder. The bathroom mirror is very cool, dark blue frame, and lightbulbs surrounding. This is a photo os us in the mirror and I'm kissing her cheek. Angie and I slow dancing while a disco ball spreads light around us. It's a beautiful hardwood floor and an industrial looking ceiling.
September 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Two years ago today, I married the love of my life. Happy anniversary to my perfect wife, @artistangie.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

We celebrated last night by getting all dressed up in our wedding outfits and walking to Dairy Queen. 👑
My wife and I in our flowery white wedding outfits (me in a dress, her in a jumpsuit). We're standing outside a Dairy Queen by a table with a red umbrella, and we're holding ice cream treats. A selfie of my wife and I in our wedding outfits in front of a Dairy Queen sign. I'm kissing her cheek. The best part is a couple in the background photo bombing by hugging each other and posing for our camera lol. I put a vintage filter on this one. My wife and I on our wedding day. We're sitting in two armchairs in a darkly lit theatre, floral arrangements around us, and a gold banner above that says "Mrs & Mrs." We're holding hands. My wife and I on our wedding day, kissing on the rooftop of our venue during golden hour.
September 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Ugh my company sent this email today. I mean great that we still have the committee?? But seriously? This isn't a name that "better reflects the committee's purpose." The purpose of this committee is DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION.

You're just scared, and you caved. At least be honest.
The DEI Committee is Now the RISE Committee! We’re excited to announce that the DEI Commitee has officially changed its name to the RISE Committee, which stands for Reach, Inclusion, Support, and Education. While our mission remains unchanged, this new name better reflects the committee’s purpose and impact. RISE is made up of passionate [company name] team members from all departments and communities who are committed to fostering a culture of inclusion, learning, and community engagement. The Committee lives our Core Values—Relationships, Quality, Development, and Responsibility—by offering an eLearning course, hosting engaging conversations, and supporting outreach efforts like partnering with the [company name] Gives Back committee. RISE also helps shape policies and practices that celebrate diverse perspectives and empower every team member to contribute meaningfully. We believe this name change better captures the spirit of this committee and invite even more team members to get involved. Let’s continue to RISE together!
September 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
A screenshot of my wife's Instagram story. It's a photo of her looking positively elated in an Olive Garden, staring intently at something out of frame. The caption says "My face when I see the server walking over with the breadstick basket"
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Jack and Sam kissing in the gate room in the Stargate episode "Window of Opportunity." For context, this is just before the time loop resets. Jack remembers, but this never happened for Sam.
September 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Mauve Stinger!
A gorgeous vibrant pink and blue jellyfish against a black background
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Spanish Shawl!

(...please don't be offended by me calling you a sea slug 😅 I think Spanish Shawls are the COOLEST)
The name of this sea slug comes from both its coloration and its graceful way of swimming. If it needs to escape a predator, it will contract and expand its body to move through the water. This pattern of movement makes it look like a shawl or scarf fluttering in the wind.
August 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Guadalupe Raccoon!
A Guadalupe Raccoon sitting in a forest with one paw raised, looking at the camera.
August 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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@delicatexmuse.bsky.social Bengal Fox! ❤️
A little bengal fox with tan and gray coloring, and a black tipped tail.
August 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Giant Leopard Moth!
A black and white spotted moth resting on someone's hand. It's about the length of the person's pinky finger. A giant leopard moth resting on someone's thumb. This is a front view and it's looking right at the camera. It has iridescent blue markings.
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Black-Chinned Hummingbird or a Calliope Hummingbird! You have hummingbird vibes 🫶
A hummingbird mid flight with a black head, glittery purple throat, and white/brown/green body. A hummingbird mid flight with brown head and wings, white chest, and bright fuscia throat. She's flying to a purple flower.
August 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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It's a Blue Barn Owl for you!
A magnificent owl with a white body and face and grayish blue wings. I think the best way to describe her is that she looks like the moon at dawn on a misty morning.
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Springbok!
A beautiful white and orange springbok antelope in a field of vibrant yellow.
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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@damonology.bsky.social Red-Eyed Tree Frog!
A colorful green, blue, red, and red tree frog on a leaf.
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Quokka!
A quokka on its hind legs, smiling at the camera. A quokka is a small Australian marsupial that kind of looks like a cross between a koala and a squirrel.
August 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Scottish Crossbill!
An orange ish red and gray finch sitting on a branch
August 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Irish Wolfhound!
An Irish Wolfhound standing on a forest trail, smiling.
August 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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A gray mouse lemur!
A teeny tiny little gray mouse lemur resting on a woman's index finger.
August 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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We refuse to let this administration take our joy... So we defiantly had a wonderful anniversary yesterday. 5 years since the day I met my wife! 5 years of joy. I can handle anything that happens in the world because, at the end of the day, I'll always have her. ❤️
My gorgeous nonbinary 38 year old wife sitting on a restaurant patio. She's white with short dark brown hair. She's wearing a black and reddish orange floral romper with a black sweater, and blue glasses. She has a lot of tattoos. She's in the middle of laughing and has the prettiest smile. Me, a 31 year old white woman with shoulder length brown hair and bangs. I'm wearing a low cut orange tank top and a turquoise sweater. I'm sitting outside on a restaurant patio, also mid laugh. My wife and I at home on the couch wearing comfy clothes. We're snuggling and laughing while trying to take a selfie. My wife and I on the couch again, this time kissing. My wife sneak attack kissed me while I was trying to take a photo of us.
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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This is a replica of a license plate holder my grandmother had! She collected teddy bears. I still have a lot of them (and I just love teddy bears). Some baby Michelle photos for you 🥰
A baby girl smiling wide surrounded by teddy bears on the floor A little baby in a yellow onesie on the floor surrounded by literally hundreds of teddy bears. You can't even see the floor. The baby is screaming in delight.
August 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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My new car is now PERFECT. 🙌😍🥹
The back of a 2017 island pearl blue Subaru Impreza hatchback with Minnesota plates. The license plate holder says "I brake for teddy bears" (a replica of one my grandma used to have on her car). To the right of the license plate is a 3.5 inch by 5.5 inch vinyl sticker. It shows David Duchovny as his trans woman Twin Peaks character Denise Bryson. She is twirling her hair. Green text overlayed says "I want to believe." Finally, a bumper magnet to the right of that says "Fix your hearts or die" in all caps. It is green and brown in the Twin Peaks font, over a misty forest image. A close up of the Denise Bryson vinyl sticker in the first image. It shows David Duchovny as his trans woman Twin Peaks character Denise Bryson. She is twirling her hair. Green text overlayed says "I want to believe."
August 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
A black cat wearing a flower bandana. The background is clip art pasta noodles. Pink and purple text says "I'm a pasta girl in a pasta world, life's delicious, I'm suspicious"
August 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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This is gonna sound ridiculous, but the Finch app changed my life. Some days I don't feel like doing self care for me... But damn if I still do it anyway for my little bird 🥹

You can use my friend link if you want!

finch.go.link/ai21D?adj_la...
My little bird Bedelia. She's a teal/mint color, dressed in a pink dress and white flower headband, holding a coffee mug, and standing next to Bean the Blobcat, her micropet.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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What's your holy trinity of TS albums? 🩵❤️🩷
August 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM