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gremmy
@missmichael.bsky.social
part time supervillain
full time loverboy
niche internet microcryptid
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
why don't i have a verified badge despite having no meaningful public figure status and leaving no lasting impressions upon the digital space
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
changed my pfp and @ but it's still me... the same ole gremlinmichael...
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
i want to be perceived as an ambiguous creature but unfortunately for me i have big ole doe eyes and massive honkers
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
just learned about a certain casting decision in the fuckass joker sequel
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
this MAN was licking the couch and stopped when the camera was on him bc he doesn't want yall to believe me
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
i don't know anything about marvel rivals but seeing that little shark in any sort of distress fills me with animalistic rage
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by gremmy
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
chat are we so back
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
very funny that my now husband was #1 on this
at 500 followers i will release the loves of my life spreadsheet
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
do you think they'll work it out on the remix
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
huge day for messy breakups!
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this is my only social media i haven't locked down so you best believe i'm boutta bleet like there's no tomorrow
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
elon is going to 180 into a form of wokeness only perceptible to certain species of shrimp
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i put more holes in my ears btw
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
jk but i looked cute last week
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
what's up bluesky
February 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
hair is dyed now
February 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my bitch too bad they'll kill me
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i exploded
January 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
heyo heyo
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
women want us, karaoke bars fear us
December 1, 2024 at 8:12 AM
real ryan hours
November 28, 2024 at 6:37 AM
i exploded
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 AM