I named my last dog Howard so I could come home and say “Howie doin’?!” and we were all very happy 🤣

We have become so reactive, so eager to personalize any and everything, and so sensitive to anything that might offend our deeply held insecurities that we have lost the ability to simply share.

Everything is just harder without her. Sending you lots and lots of love 💗

It all STINKS. All of it. It’s like the worst slumber party roulette I’ve ever witnessed. Just put your bras in the freezer and be done with it.

They’re important to me, it was a special occasion, and I had no problem making the personal sacrifice to ensure they had a lovely experience.

But as the weeks built up to the occasion, I watched the other person purchase new gifts for themselves-

Because you definitely want people to know where your baby lives.

Now this girl isn’t the brightest bulb in the box. She isn’t has bad as the girl from high school who asked me if Boston was a city in New York 👀

But I genuinely thought she had more sense than to full doxx herself and her infant 😭

Idk what it is about white chocolate, but people HATE it.