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Miss March
@missmarch.bsky.social
Thought daughter. Homesteader. Cooking and writing my way through the Garden State 🪸🍃
I’ve set some very ambitious goals for myself this December. I just have to taste breakthrough before 2024 ends. I just have to.
December 1, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Listen, I’ll use the paper straw- even tho it disintegrates faster than the potential I had in my 20’s. But please don’t gaslight me into thinking it’s doing more for the environment than taxing the carbon impact of these greedy ass billionaires.
December 1, 2024 at 2:22 PM
This was a very cool #thrift today!! It’s giving picnic, gastro pub vibes 🕯️💫
November 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
We will not let Shia LaBeouf divide us.
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I wish Bluesky would increase the character amount per post 😢 300 really ain’t enough for me
November 30, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Someone having a personal opinion or preference is not an immediate attack you, even if their preference inadvertently makes you feel left out.

Also, someone pointing out information you may have otherwise missed, especially when they have experience in that area, is also not a punch down on you.
November 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Items on my kitchen wishlist right now:

- a great food processor
- some metal mixing bowls
- an oven skirt (allow me my fancies, please)
- an apron that doesn’t hang past my knees or feel like heavy artillery armor

🍞👩‍🍳⏲️🍰
November 29, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I want people who are not the authentic version of themselves to stop trying to teach me how to become the most authentic version of myself, please.
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Has anyone ever experienced food envy? Like you’ll make something well and people will be compliment you on the dish and your skill. But then you *keep* making good dishes and suddenly certain people get weird and quiet- like you’ll never get another “mmm” out of them again. What is that?!😭
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Thanksgiving hack: asking your weird relatives, “why do you think it’s okay to ask me that?” And then waiting silently while they try to answer.
November 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
This is not how you treat your neighbors.
President-elect Donald Trump said he plans to institute tariffs of 25 percent on all products imported from Canada and Mexico, and 10 percent on those from China.

Here’s a guide to which goods the United States imports from Mexico, Canada and China.
What the U.S. imports from Canada, Mexico and China, as Trump vows tariffs
President-elect Donald Trump said he would impose the import tariffs — 25 percent for Canada and Mexico and 10 percent for China — as soon as he takes office.
wapo.st
November 27, 2024 at 12:43 PM
The obsession with trad wives has gotten really creepy lately. I’m not even a conservative, but this strange trad wives vs sahm vs martha stewart/ina garten style homemakers; who’s a pick me, who’s got dinosaur values, who’s playing to men, who’s playing liberal feminism to the crowd.
November 27, 2024 at 12:41 PM
As a classic semi-neglected millennial kid, the art of homemaking is actually so fascinating and special to me as an adult. It makes me feel like a scientist of safety and comfort. It helps my inner child feel like we’re getting it together.
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
My fiddle leaf plant is dying! I need expert fiddle advice #houseplants
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I make cornbread at least three times a week. My emotional support cornbread, if you will 😏
November 24, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I watched a former coworker start making content for the first time. She pointed at her front door, gave her street name and town, and reminded everyone she lived two blocks from [insert literal name of her job]. Then I watched her baby slowly become the focus of her content.
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Last night I was watching an episode of Holiday Baking Championship and the secret ingredient they used was white chocolate- you would’ve thought it was uranium!
November 21, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Never make baked beans from scratch. They will take 18+hours and be so goddamn delicious that everyone will now consider you the ‘bean girl’ and you’ll never be able to shake the burden of this nutrient-rich side dish ever again.
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Sometimes you gotta get through the worst of it in order to get the best of it.
November 20, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Symbolically, giraffes are associated with perspective, peacefulness, and grace. They remind us to look at the big picture. Their special magic and beauty diminishing in number is not lost on me from an ecological or an energetic perspective.
In the savannas of Africa, giraffe populations have plummeted — so much so that the U.S. government is moving to add many of these long-necked mammals to its official list of imperiled species.
In a first, U.S. moves to list many giraffes as endangered
U.S. Fish and Wildlife proposed that three populations of the world’s tallest land animal be classified as endangered, a move to clamp down on giraffe poaching.
wapo.st
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Good morning, Bluesky 🦋 What’s for breakfast?
November 20, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I’m watching Rocky for the first time. I’m almost 40 min in and I’m confused because I thought this was suppose to be some historic sports movie. A tale of strength and spirit! The stairs! And so far I’m just watching an autistic guy slowly harass a girl who’s being emotionally abused by her brother
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I bought these edible butterflies (rice paper) to decorate a birthday cake and everyone kept using them as hosts to bless themselves 😭

We are blessed in the name of Buttercream! 🕊️🎂🍭🦋
November 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Come eat 🧄🐷🌾 #foodsky
November 19, 2024 at 11:14 PM