David Damagé
@missledave.bsky.social
im trying to finish this car before my heart explodes out of my chest.
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
im trying to finish this car before my heart explodes out of my chest.
The united states government is barely in charge of me anymore.
April 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The united states government is barely in charge of me anymore.
the last chunk of my life has been less annoying owed in no small part to "The Deftones" being culturally irrelevant. The last couple of weeks has sucked. The defines have always sucked. Fuck those guys and fuck you. Eat my shit and hair.
March 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the last chunk of my life has been less annoying owed in no small part to "The Deftones" being culturally irrelevant. The last couple of weeks has sucked. The defines have always sucked. Fuck those guys and fuck you. Eat my shit and hair.
My mom is these two.
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My mom is these two.
About to make the realest phone mount for my car.
February 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
About to make the realest phone mount for my car.
How the fuck did we get from "Rocky IV" to here? This sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
How the fuck did we get from "Rocky IV" to here? This sucks.
I been training for this moment for a long time. "The Great Chairman's little red app" gonna have these old Chinese ladies yelling out "BONES!" in the staircase.
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I been training for this moment for a long time. "The Great Chairman's little red app" gonna have these old Chinese ladies yelling out "BONES!" in the staircase.
Why does white guy humor usually involve shitting on your wife?
P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".
P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".
January 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Why does white guy humor usually involve shitting on your wife?
P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".
P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".
Why does my grocery bag got Three 6 Mafia lines on it? Hy-Vee is raw for this.
December 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Why does my grocery bag got Three 6 Mafia lines on it? Hy-Vee is raw for this.
MGS:V is the least serious war crime simulator ever designed.
Also Kojima-san is unknowable.
Also Kojima-san is unknowable.
December 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
MGS:V is the least serious war crime simulator ever designed.
Also Kojima-san is unknowable.
Also Kojima-san is unknowable.
Dudes in Japan have taken to lowering gen2 camaros and we over here listening to the police. I fucking hate it here.
December 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Dudes in Japan have taken to lowering gen2 camaros and we over here listening to the police. I fucking hate it here.
The next four years are gonna be great for wearing stupid tee shirts in public.
November 21, 2024 at 3:09 AM
The next four years are gonna be great for wearing stupid tee shirts in public.
You dick knockers, you look at this cat real quick.
November 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
You dick knockers, you look at this cat real quick.
The very highest of fives to all my fellow tarnished who helped me along the way. This game is absolutely astounding.
October 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The very highest of fives to all my fellow tarnished who helped me along the way. This game is absolutely astounding.
Oh, I been threading needles with dental floss. That wolverine shirt was fucking rad.
October 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Oh, I been threading needles with dental floss. That wolverine shirt was fucking rad.
Yoshimitsu BoJackson needs to calm down with this floof-tail situation.
February 13, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Yoshimitsu BoJackson needs to calm down with this floof-tail situation.
I try to play every week.
January 10, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I try to play every week.
Get your shit together.
January 10, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Get your shit together.
I wonder whatever happened to the chick with the jugs from that limp bizkit video. I hope that she is okay...
January 2, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I wonder whatever happened to the chick with the jugs from that limp bizkit video. I hope that she is okay...
That one time that we simply had enough of DeGuiya's shit and his car.
January 2, 2024 at 2:30 AM
That one time that we simply had enough of DeGuiya's shit and his car.
This is my fucking dude right here... love to see it
December 29, 2023 at 2:03 AM
This is my fucking dude right here... love to see it