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David Damagé
@missledave.bsky.social
im trying to finish this car before my heart explodes out of my chest.
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One thing about streaming services is that I wish to communicate my desire to never hear any radio edit of any song ever.

Obviously, this track doesn't count.
Protect Ya Neck
YouTube video by Wu-Tang Clan - Topic
music.youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There is nothing that you can tell me that I didn't already learn from Pimp C.
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
HEY GUYS! WHITEY IS ON THE MOOK AGAIN!
April 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by David Damagé
Norman Reedus also rides a bike 🤔

I've never seen Norman Reedus and Kamen Rider in the same room 🤔🤔
April 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The united states government is barely in charge of me anymore.
April 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
As of today the US government is like 20% in charge of me.
April 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I know that you heard,"I'll see you when you get there." But what i said was, "C U WHEN U GET THERE."

You have growing up to do.
March 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the last chunk of my life has been less annoying owed in no small part to "The Deftones" being culturally irrelevant. The last couple of weeks has sucked. The defines have always sucked. Fuck those guys and fuck you. Eat my shit and hair.
March 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My mom is these two.
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
WHO IS IN THIS POST OFFICE EATING CIGARETTES?
March 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
That urge to make a big stack of P.B.&J.'s and shuffle them shits like a deck of cards before I eat the whole schmoigle...
March 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
About to make the realest phone mount for my car.
February 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
How the fuck did we get from "Rocky IV" to here? This sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is so embarrassing to remember how wack i was about, "Sailor Moon" when i was a piece of shit kid.
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm bored already.
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I been training for this moment for a long time. "The Great Chairman's little red app" gonna have these old Chinese ladies yelling out "BONES!" in the staircase.
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why does white guy humor usually involve shitting on your wife?

P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".
January 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This album in particular. This song specifically.
Turnover
YouTube video by Fugazi - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
For years I been watching idiots on the television or whatever talking about how the Yakuza is like "not a thing anymore" or whatever.

Fucking idiots.
Japanese Yakuza Leader Pleads Guilty To Nuclear Materials Trafficking, Narcotics, And Weapons Charges
Edward Y. Kim, the Acting United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York; Matthew G. Olsen, the Assistant Attorney General for National Security; and Anne Milgram, the Administrator of t...
www.justice.gov
January 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Look deep into my ass.
January 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why does my grocery bag got Three 6 Mafia lines on it? Hy-Vee is raw for this.
December 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
MGS:V is the least serious war crime simulator ever designed.

Also Kojima-san is unknowable.
December 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Nobody over 30 years old should be in charge of picking marvel cinema projects.
December 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM