I accidentally ordered black toothbrush heads for my white toothbrush.

Autism brain: The parts don't match. The parts don't match. OMG THE PARTS DON'T MATCH THROW IT AWAY!

ADHD brain: Space Ghost toothbrush!!!!

The cats are absolutely not ready for this Papa on a Pew bullshit.

Who is taking pictures of me without my permission?!!!

Not a care in the world.

Marie is definitely not cuddling with me right now. This is also not snugz. Laying on my legs was just the most convenient thing for her to do.

These aren't supposed to be shot glasses, but I'm not going to judge.

Eleanor is far too sweet to be remotely spooky, but October is October.

Dump Truck crash!

Look at this goober.