I accidentally ordered black toothbrush heads for my white toothbrush.

Autism brain: The parts don't match. The parts don't match. OMG THE PARTS DON'T MATCH THROW IT AWAY!

ADHD brain: Space Ghost toothbrush!!!!

The cats are absolutely not ready for this Papa on a Pew bullshit.

Who is taking pictures of me without my permission?!!!

Not a care in the world.

Marie is definitely not cuddling with me right now. This is also not snugz. Laying on my legs was just the most convenient thing for her to do.

These aren't supposed to be shot glasses, but I'm not going to judge.

Eleanor is far too sweet to be remotely spooky, but October is October.

Dump Truck crash!

There's a roving band of tween girls who cruise my subdivision every night on skateboards and scooters. They're never actually going anywhere and they don't move out of the way of cars until they're ready. I think one of them is feral. They have no idea how cool they are.

Look at this goober.

Going into Chicago to see Royal Blood seemed like a good idea when I bought the tickets. But today I'm feeling headachy and cranky and want to sleep in the dark until tomorrow.

That feeling when you forgot you added Gangnam Style to your morning playlist, and then it comes on, and you can't help but happily bop to it. #heysexylady

@jasonbowie.bsky.social The only Mario Bros movie I recognize.

It's decorative gourd season (motherfucker), Gideon the Ninth season, and Warren Zevon season. This is a lot. I need a nap.