Teddy Ruckspin
@mississippibear.bsky.social
MS ✈️🚢🌎
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🍗 🥩 🍤 🍷 🍹
🏈 Ravens
⚾️ Dodgers
🍗 🥩 🍤 🍷 🍹
With that shit going viral and being all over the news, a judge somewhere is going to completely destroy this guys bank account and life.
July 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
With that shit going viral and being all over the news, a judge somewhere is going to completely destroy this guys bank account and life.
Don’t ask me, I’m just going to say I ain’t got it.
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Don’t ask me, I’m just going to say I ain’t got it.
What’s the point in having a sunshade if you’re always going to forget to put it in the windshield.
July 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What’s the point in having a sunshade if you’re always going to forget to put it in the windshield.
Ice cold glass of lemonade sounds amazing at the moment.
July 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ice cold glass of lemonade sounds amazing at the moment.
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The worst built bodies always want to have the least amount of clothes on. 👨🏾🏫
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The worst built bodies always want to have the least amount of clothes on. 👨🏾🏫
Scenes in movies where the characters just stand their staring at each other for 10-15 seconds while the world is burning around them annoy the hell out of me.
July 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Scenes in movies where the characters just stand their staring at each other for 10-15 seconds while the world is burning around them annoy the hell out of me.
Guns are made to even the playing field.
July 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Guns are made to even the playing field.
Saying “I’m sorry” too much takes away from the meaning of the word. Eventually you’re just going to have to stop messing up.
#KickinKnowledge
#KickinKnowledge
July 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Saying “I’m sorry” too much takes away from the meaning of the word. Eventually you’re just going to have to stop messing up.
#KickinKnowledge
#KickinKnowledge
I’m starting to dislike everyone that I used to like. Is it me, or them?
July 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m starting to dislike everyone that I used to like. Is it me, or them?
I’m about to take a nap and not be ashamed of it at all. I’m that age now.
July 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m about to take a nap and not be ashamed of it at all. I’m that age now.
The world must be running out of interesting topics to discuss.
July 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The world must be running out of interesting topics to discuss.
Accidentally threw away some of my food. I’m putting myself in time out.
July 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Accidentally threw away some of my food. I’m putting myself in time out.
“Ballerina” : 5 out of 10
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“Ballerina” : 5 out of 10
I think I just hit the threshold of being single too long. 🙃😣
July 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I think I just hit the threshold of being single too long. 🙃😣
Which is more rewarding, having clothing that once didn’t fit start to fit well again, OR, stepping on the scale & looking in the mirror seeing the results of your workouts??
July 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Which is more rewarding, having clothing that once didn’t fit start to fit well again, OR, stepping on the scale & looking in the mirror seeing the results of your workouts??
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Reminder. There ain't no law against admitting you got played.
July 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reminder. There ain't no law against admitting you got played.
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Wishing all of my friends in the United States a happy Independence Day. Only took you 249 years to go back to having a King... 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Wishing all of my friends in the United States a happy Independence Day. Only took you 249 years to go back to having a King... 🇺🇸
None of the holidays will feel the same this year. This is just the beginning.
There’s only one group of people that have anything to celebrate. If you aren’t racist or making 130K or more per year, chances are…you aren’t in that group.
There’s only one group of people that have anything to celebrate. If you aren’t racist or making 130K or more per year, chances are…you aren’t in that group.
July 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
None of the holidays will feel the same this year. This is just the beginning.
There’s only one group of people that have anything to celebrate. If you aren’t racist or making 130K or more per year, chances are…you aren’t in that group.
There’s only one group of people that have anything to celebrate. If you aren’t racist or making 130K or more per year, chances are…you aren’t in that group.
The electric company sent ME some money!! That’s a first!
July 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The electric company sent ME some money!! That’s a first!
I just saw some diamonds melt. It’s hell fire hot
June 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I just saw some diamonds melt. It’s hell fire hot
When you encounter racist black people, as a black person, do you treat them the same as the other racist ethnicities?
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you encounter racist black people, as a black person, do you treat them the same as the other racist ethnicities?
What if Ice Cube used “nor” in his famous line at the end of “Boyz in the Hood”
Do yall know how to use the word “nor?” I do but I don’t see folks use it at all. It adds a little umph to the statement to me lol
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What if Ice Cube used “nor” in his famous line at the end of “Boyz in the Hood”
Comparison is the thief of joy.
June 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Comparison is the thief of joy.
If the base was “evacuated” before the attack, then 13 missiles were fired and 12 were shot down, who was there to shoot the incoming missiles down? 🤔🧑🏾🦱
June 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If the base was “evacuated” before the attack, then 13 missiles were fired and 12 were shot down, who was there to shoot the incoming missiles down? 🤔🧑🏾🦱