his rugged... Artifact
@missileproofed.bsky.social
fuck it. this
MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞
mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. multiship chaos mostly involving dimitri and/or byleth and preferably both. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞
mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. multiship chaos mostly involving dimitri and/or byleth and preferably both. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
wipwed is not over yet. this will probably not get finished tbh but for now I'm pretending
July 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
wipwed is not over yet. this will probably not get finished tbh but for now I'm pretending
new dream just dropped in which I received a shirt with approximately this design on it
July 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
new dream just dropped in which I received a shirt with approximately this design on it
art also counts. and I make no promises but :P
July 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
art also counts. and I make no promises but :P
posts that cross my dash as I have csp open and am questioning whether or not to call it for the night,
![tumblr post by deadn0w:
[shouting emoji] [megaphone emoji] PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreiaktjuy5xp3pvyumwd2u7jb2pzn7xk3jaeukzopmb6e4ejfg6gkqm@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
posts that cross my dash as I have csp open and am questioning whether or not to call it for the night,
new handle bc I remembered this weird shit nobody cares about
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
new handle bc I remembered this weird shit nobody cares about
random dragon age fic attack I Guess. don't uh. don't worry about this one!
archiveofourown.org/works/67558746
archiveofourown.org/works/67558746
July 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
random dragon age fic attack I Guess. don't uh. don't worry about this one!
archiveofourown.org/works/67558746
archiveofourown.org/works/67558746
collection of illustrated batshit dreams I've had over the years. no context because I didn't get any either
![an eight-panel comic titled A Dream I Had One Time.
panel 1: a man (me) walks into a room and says "hey I had a question about uh"
panel 2: the walls of the room he's just entered are plastered with ahegao posters.
panel 3: there are plastic figures of furries in bondage hanging from the ceiling.
panel 4: the man surveys the scene with dawning discomfort.
panel 5: he looks at the desk in front of him and says "uh."
panel 6: the man he's come to see looks up at him disdainfully and says "well at least I'm not a fuckin [my last name] about it"
panel 7: the first man stares at him with a shocked grimace.
panel 8: I wake up in my bed with the same shocked grimace.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreicmwdyw2iqaopltzwi2f5pxnctn7rxtcg6rdbxqsxkilozx7bfs6y@jpeg)
June 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
collection of illustrated batshit dreams I've had over the years. no context because I didn't get any either
I love searching for a specific thing in my oldest active server and finding something else entirely
May 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I love searching for a specific thing in my oldest active server and finding something else entirely
wip wmonday random cahara/celeste attack I guess. this is nothing probably
May 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
wip wmonday random cahara/celeste attack I guess. this is nothing probably
it's like this a lot of the time probably
![drawing of byleth and dimitri. byleth is naked and blindfolded, sitting back with a relaxed expression saying "put my [censored] in the [censored]." dimitri is wearing a shirt and leaning over byleth, blushing heavily and looking off to the side saying "ok I think, we are reaching yellow, for me"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreidjcih4q7n2kq7ewcapn5uaomyvvg3mkuxunso35lpkpqpjzs5jtq@jpeg)
March 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
it's like this a lot of the time probably
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this was sitting in my wips for a minute uh
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
this was sitting in my wips for a minute uh
this is THE most ridiculous fic I've ever written and I'm having so much fun with it
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is THE most ridiculous fic I've ever written and I'm having so much fun with it
whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
January 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
really obsessed with the working titles of the only two fics in my bleagles wip subfolder
January 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
really obsessed with the working titles of the only two fics in my bleagles wip subfolder
unfortunately, today's art is sylveth
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
unfortunately, today's art is sylveth
wip wmonday I guess
December 31, 2024 at 5:12 AM
wip wmonday I guess
this is an oldass edit that I made for no reason but I still think "ultrafastclowns.tubofcorn.🤡" to myself in quiet moments sometimes
![Clowns paint pain onto other clowns faces so their eggs can't use other clowns pain in the same egg. There is a registry of the United States.
[Three pictures of eggs painted with clown faces, edited to look weird]
Ultrafastclowns.tubofcorn.[clown face]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreigg6oartjwjt5m6vfwmaocvmr334amdxvshqzqvmpeqa3h22wk5ou@jpeg)
December 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
this is an oldass edit that I made for no reason but I still think "ultrafastclowns.tubofcorn.🤡" to myself in quiet moments sometimes
proof that I still know about drawing, sort of. don't worry about context it'll get done or it won't
December 18, 2024 at 7:00 AM
proof that I still know about drawing, sort of. don't worry about context it'll get done or it won't