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fuck it. this
MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞
mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. multiship chaos mostly involving dimitri and/or byleth and preferably both. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
she is fast. thorough. and sharp as a tack. she's touring the facilities. and picking up slack. I want a girl with a short cock and a secondddddddd

longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

cock
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
biteable behavior
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my entire tumblr dash is suddenly flooded with random hornyposting Based On Your Likes and I have to play detective to see which seemingly unrelated post I liked to cause this
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I think whether yurileth does or does not work comes down to the angle at which yuri's Thing about being in debt intersects with byleth's quiet but dedicated service kink
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Anonymous asked: Please... (when you have the time💕) please draw a subby Artemy 😳😳

Give this man pets and call him a good boy!!!

#Pathologic
#морутопия
November 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
sometimes I think about my cis gay friend who was trying his Best to wrap his head around me being a man when I first came out. he would just say shit out loud trying to train himself or something. anyway one such time he pointed to me and yelled YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS. and I was like ok
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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dimitri sitting to one side of felix byleth to the other and they're both resting a hand on one of his thighs under the table
June 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I thlammed my penith in the car door
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Dimitri when he’s in between someone’s thighs
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
chokers are maybe a good look for me but I will not be examining this further at this time
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Every Time We Touch I Get This Injury And Every Time We Fuck I Swear I Am God. Can't You See My Heart Will Not Falter
October 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(bonking the side of my brain repeatedly) stop going to hell!!! stop going to hell!!!!!!!!!!! STOP going to HELL
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
choreographer will say things like "ok now act sexy" and I'm like "got it" and this is what we call crossing the border between Acting and Lying
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
dimihildaleth with my trans mbyleth... problematic tit size gap relationship
September 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hildaleth or whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
September 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
blood
September 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
gentle hands or whatever
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
HOW could I forget the postcanon fic concept I had where claude tries to do diplomacy with dimitri and co. and one of his attempts at re-establishing rapport is asking to join the royal faerghan cuddle pile. dedue hard stares until he takes it back. (he may have other chances.)
my dimileth take of the day is that their cuddle pile could include basically any and all of their friends, probably. maybe platonically maybe not. whatever. join them
August 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my dimileth take of the day is that their cuddle pile could include basically any and all of their friends, probably. maybe platonically maybe not. whatever. join them
August 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
insane fic ideas above my Everything level
August 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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dimifelileth..........................................................................
August 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM