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Gemma (she/her)💖💜💙
@missgems.bsky.social
I hope you like feminist rants cos that’s kind of my thing. Bisexual nightmare crafting princess.
JustMeGems/MissGems on The Hellsite, Miss_Gems on Instagram
Happy Animal Crossing Update Eve to all who are celebrating, make sure you’ve left out a mahoosive bag of gold for that money grabbing raccoon
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Hello Friends, I remain alive and things are, in general, excellent (no near death experiences for a year now!). I am trying my hardest to move away from the hellsite (I am begging for a locked profile over here), and definitely wanna widen my circle (shut up) - BritCom, crafting, general idiocy
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Lovely London pals, I am in your weird dirty city for most of this week. Anyone fancy meeting up for food and a natter after work on Wednesday night?
October 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Rowling: lisssten, if you write a book and then they make that book into a film
Rowling: and there are child actorsss in that film
Rowling: then you legally own thossse children for the entirety of their livesss
Rowling: that'sss jussst the law
October 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My niece announced that she didn’t like Nikita’s outfit cos “you can see his tummy”. I mean, that’s the exact same reason Auntie Gemma liked Nikita’s outfit, but she’s only 4, she’ll learn #scd
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A jive to a song called Objection (Tango) is making my brain feel itchy and not in a good way #scd
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Ballad of Wallis Island streaming release date to all who celebrate (it’s me, I’m celebrate)
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We’re driving from Sheffield to Perth, and it’s a good job I’m not behind the wheel because otherwise I’d be insisting on going to Edinburgh for the fringe 🤣🤣🤣
August 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s nearly midnight, I’ve worked all day, and yet I’m staying up late so I can watch a sports podcast to learn all about Taylor Swift’s new album. Did I envisage this being my life? No. Do I love it? HELL YEAH
August 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My ex girlfriend used to do shit like this. Not the reason she’s my ex girlfriend but honestly would you even blame me
What, you mean this?

The local delivery dude still chuckles whenever he delivers something here.
August 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Apple Music lets you see your top songs playlist at any point in the year, and I’m genuinely a bit afraid that Taylor Swift might not top the list for the first time since 2018 this year… #TheBalladOfWallisIsland
August 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I haven’t really been self conscious about my body in relationships before, but since being sick and having huge scars on my tummy and leg, it’s something that I’m really worried about if I ever do get into a relationship again. Such a weird thing to have to disclose to someone isn’t it?
August 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have watched the trailer for T** P**** an embarrassing number of times today, stupid effing brain
August 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hello Bluesky, it’s been 8 months since I properly posted on here. In that time I:
- Nearly died - necrotising fasciitis is FUN
- Had 7 operations (see above) leaving me with a 20 inch scar across my belly
- Read 48 books
- Hyperfixated on The Ballad of Wallis Island - Rewatched all No More Jockeys
August 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Honestly man, what the fuck are production doing to Montell?! 2 weeks in a row in the dance off, so they put her in the death slot, and then give her a musical which is less well know. Just absolutely wanna throw her under the bus don’t they? #scd #strictly
December 1, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Snow, innit
November 19, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Drop the Lock Screen

I have a rotating Lock Screen picture, but for this hour it’s me with my niece Rebecca when she was a teeny tiny baby (she’s 4 next Monday)
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I wove a scarf today (in 6 hours!) and as Rach said “that scarf looks like the beginning of the Eras tour”, which I will 100% take
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
First posts are a lot of pressure, right…
July 30, 2023 at 6:33 PM