Miss Epiphany
missepiphany.bsky.social
Miss Epiphany
@missepiphany.bsky.social
Professional, but not in a very cubicle way

All of my links: https://t.co/qRThXFroJI
Is it too obvious to make a joke about getting wet?
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I built this shit brick by brick. What’re you working on these days? New skills, new friendships (or enjoying/strengthening old ones), little free libraries or sharing shelves, education, art projects, what’re you putting energy into?
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I blocking your view?
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Everybody enjoys a tasteful flower arrangement, right?
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m finally 30, and to make it properly my “dirty thirties” I’ll have to dedicate myself to being even dirtier than ever!
Fortunately this fantastic photoshoot (📸 @kingstropharia.bsky.social ) gives dirt a renaissance revival. It’ll all get shared on my Loyalfans!
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s my birthday this weekend! If you want to help me celebrate, buy some porn and be a pervert please! I’ve got so many sites in my link in bio if you want to peruse 😋
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not a hairdresser or a gardener, but I can tell when you need a snip.
Photographer @kingstropharia.bsky.social ✂️
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thank you for your patience! I’ve had some time to grieve and process and am coming back into the world, planning to answer all emails and inquiries soon
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I mentioned some sad news a few days ago; one of my friends passed away. I’m still really struggling with grief and waiting to see if there will be a funeral or other celebration of life
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
After a time period of bad news, I have received some very sad news in my personal life. I may or may not be online as much, though queued posts will still go out on LF
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You don’t always need a hoe to garden 🪏😘
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Accidentally went right for the Captain Morgan pose but still cute
August 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The first wetting his thong was so wet you couldn’t tell because it was all saturated, but the second time he let it run down onto the ground 😋
August 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Another one from my shoot last year with @kingstropharia.bsky.social - there are plenty of pics I won’t be sharing to instagram or probably here because my bikini is TOO tiny. But I’ll share them to my loyal fans or to people who want to buy the whole photoset.
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy birthday @servemissbat.com !! You deserve the best of wishes and also presents 😘🎁😋
August 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Beach day with other local professionally hot people
Big thanks to those who sent funds to help us buy snacks for our community events!
August 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fully booked for in person sessions in August. Schedule for September, October, and November now, and remember I’ll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan September 8 - 11!
August 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I love this tiny bikini and I love working with @kingstropharia.bsky.social like I did in this photograph (modesty censor added by me). So I’m glad I have another photoshoot lined up with them this week!
August 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Did you know I teach classes? I’m teaching about beginning and exploratory impact play to a friend and her mentee, and bringing my submissive as a demo bottom
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan September 8 - 11 (give or take a day or two!) Schedule ahead to see me there!

Also potentially willing to set up time to film and create some porn / erotic art, especially scat, abdl, and heavy discipline and/or spanking themed.
August 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Employer responsibility to protect against poor AQI:

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July 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Slow my roll? Hell no, never that
July 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A bit of inspiration for you to submit
July 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A crop can be used gently, or with abandon.
July 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wolfords on the medical table? It’s more likely than you think
July 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM