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Miss Epiphany
@missepiphany.bsky.social
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Professional, but not in a very cubicle way

All of my links: https://t.co/qRThXFroJI
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Is it too obvious to make a joke about getting wet?
Miss Epiphany stares at you while sitting on a couch in a wetsuit
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I built this shit brick by brick. What’re you working on these days? New skills, new friendships (or enjoying/strengthening old ones), little free libraries or sharing shelves, education, art projects, what’re you putting energy into?
Miss Epiphany is sitting and looking at you, a slight smile on her red glossy lips. She wears black leather biker vest over a black pvc bra. Silver metal chains hold up her bottoms, which are out of the picture. Her long red hair is pushed back from one shoulder and falls forward over her other one.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I blocking your view?
Photo of Miss Epiphany standing in front of a window with the blinds drawn. She is wearing a black leather corset with matching shorts and knee-high socks
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Everybody enjoys a tasteful flower arrangement, right?
close-up shot of Miss Epiphany holding a bouquet of flowers in latex-gloved hands
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’m finally 30, and to make it properly my “dirty thirties” I’ll have to dedicate myself to being even dirtier than ever!
Fortunately this fantastic photoshoot (📸 @kingstropharia.bsky.social ) gives dirt a renaissance revival. It’ll all get shared on my Loyalfans!
Miss Epiphany stands in front of a metallic gold brocade. Her long red hair is down and she’s wearing only sheer nude latex gloves and a sheer cream and nude pair of lace and mesh high rush panties. She holds a bouquet of cream and peach and pink flowers. Epiphany looks directly at you while tipping her head and pushing her hair back. Miss Epiphany stands in front of a metallic gold brocade. Her long red hair is down and she’s wearing only sheer nude latex gloves and a sheer cream and nude pair of lace and mesh high rush panties. She holds a bouquet of cream and peach and pink flowers. One hip is curved out towards you as she herself turns slightly away, still looking at you intensely.
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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It’s my birthday this weekend! If you want to help me celebrate, buy some porn and be a pervert please! I’ve got so many sites in my link in bio if you want to peruse 😋
Miss Epiphany mirror selfie, wearing black lingerie, thigh highs, and high heels. A filter is added to the picture making it look like a glitch, with several red and teal iterations of the image overlayed, somewhat blurring the image. Two green boxes have text reading the same as the caption
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Not a hairdresser or a gardener, but I can tell when you need a snip.
Photographer @kingstropharia.bsky.social ✂️
Miss Epiphany is standing in a garden next to a wheelbarrow. The sun has nearly gone down, so the shadows are dramatic. She wears a pink latex leotard with white trim and opera length white latex gloves, and holds a large pair of garden shears. Her wet hair is pulled back but trails over her shoulder and she looks intensely at the viewer.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Thank you for your patience! I’ve had some time to grieve and process and am coming back into the world, planning to answer all emails and inquiries soon
Selfie of Miss Epiphany looking down at you, wearing a light pink lacy top, her cleavage pushes together for emphasis. Her red hair tumbles towards you on one side and is pushed behind her shoulder in the other side. A blur filter is applied to the picture, with less blur on her face and more everywhere else. Black text on white background reads the same as caption
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I mentioned some sad news a few days ago; one of my friends passed away. I’m still really struggling with grief and waiting to see if there will be a funeral or other celebration of life
Photo of a large beautiful flower with red and yellow petals against a blue sky. White text on black background below the flower reads the same as post.
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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After a time period of bad news, I have received some very sad news in my personal life. I may or may not be online as much, though queued posts will still go out on LF
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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You don’t always need a hoe to garden 🪏😘
Miss Epiphany stands outside next to a wheelbarrow, one arm resting on the side of the wheelbarrow and the other holding a shovel that is wedged into the dirt in the wheelbarrow. She wears long, past the elbow white latex gloves, a pink latex leotard with white trim, and a pink choker necklace with lace and spikes. On the ground in the shadows and plants, one white high heel platform pleaser boot is visible. Her long red hair is wet and pulled back into a high ponytail, and she looks saucily right at you.
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Accidentally went right for the Captain Morgan pose but still cute
Photo of Miss Epiphany. She is standing with one leg up on a chair, in a way that is very reminiscent of the Captain Morgan logo. She is wearing a latex military dress cap in silver gray and black with a matching military uniform style latex collared shirt and black Sam Browne belt. She has a utility belt slung around her hips and wears black shiny tight leggings and heeled ankle boots with lots of straps and studs. White text in upper left corner reads same as caption.
August 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The first wetting his thong was so wet you couldn’t tell because it was all saturated, but the second time he let it run down onto the ground 😋
A downward view of Sissy Sally standing on some concrete. The pink thong is noticeably wet in the crotch and the ground at his feet is wet and splattered Close up of the wetness on Sissy Sally’s pink thong.
August 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Another one from my shoot last year with @kingstropharia.bsky.social - there are plenty of pics I won’t be sharing to instagram or probably here because my bikini is TOO tiny. But I’ll share them to my loyal fans or to people who want to buy the whole photoset.
Miss Epiphany emerges dramatically from within the waters of the hot tub, head thrown back luxuriously as the warm water holds her and the light and shadows kiss her glowing skin. The lighting is edited to be mysterious, moody, dramatic.
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Happy birthday @servemissbat.com !! You deserve the best of wishes and also presents 😘🎁😋
Miss Bat is on the left, sitting, and Miss Epiphany is on the right laying on her stomach. Miss Bat wears a black sequin tube top and Miss Epiphany wears a matching pink one. Miss Bat has her legs towards the camera, knees bent, black fishnets on, and one hand on Miss Epiphany’s shoulder. They have slightly different shades of lipstick (dark red for Miss Bat, berry red for Miss Epiphany). They both look intensely and beautifully at the camera. Black box with white text on the right middle part of the pic reads the same as the caption.
August 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Beach day with other local professionally hot people
Big thanks to those who sent funds to help us buy snacks for our community events!
Photo of Miss Epiphany sitting on the grass on the shore of a lake, with taller grass and brush behind her. She is facing to the left side, leaning back on one arm, one leg straight out and one leg bent with the knee up. Her other hand is exaggeratedly reaching up to touch the brim of her dramatically large black sun hat. She wears a tiny pink sequin bikini. Green text over the pic reads “Beach day with other local professionally hot people” and white text under the pic reads “Big thanks to those who sent funds to help us buy snacks for our community events!”
August 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Fully booked for in person sessions in August. Schedule for September, October, and November now, and remember I’ll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan September 8 - 11!
Miss Epiphany reclines on a couch with a BIG gray tabby cat laying on her torso. She wears a taupe sundress with a floral pattern, small earrings, red lipstick and eyeliner, and her red hair is pushed behind her and the purple pillow she’s resting on. She looks to her side, at the camera, giving a small smile. The gray cat has his paws possessively on Miss Epiphany’s chest and neck, and he seems to be glowering seriously at the camera. This is merely the way he looks; he is a ridiculous lump of affection. Large black block with text towards the middle bottom of the pic reads same as caption. A smaller black block with text towards the left upper side of the pic reads ”This is not my cat but he does claim lots of my free time and attention and I love that 💖”
August 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I love this tiny bikini and I love working with @kingstropharia.bsky.social like I did in this photograph (modesty censor added by me). So I’m glad I have another photoshoot lined up with them this week!
Miss Epiphany stands in a hot tub. She wears a tiny silver micro bikini, a silver blingy waist chain with chains that drape over her hips, silver necklaces including a necklace with a chastity key on it, large silver bling hoop earrings, and silver bangle bracelets on both wrists. A small black X has been placed at the top of the bikini bottoms as a modesty censor. She’s looking down at you, her chin raised, her lips painted red, cat eye sunglasses haughty on her face. On hand is trailing through her long red hair, making the sun shine through the strands, and the other hand holds a long black crop which she has raised just above her head. The atmosphere is mysterious and moody, dreamlike, with bright sunlight, heavy shadows, and a cool wash over everything.
August 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Did you know I teach classes? I’m teaching about beginning and exploratory impact play to a friend and her mentee, and bringing my submissive as a demo bottom
Photo looking downwards at Miss Epiphany’s lap and legs. She wears a sheer black pantyhose bodysuit, black underwear, and has a red padded paddle with a black handle and a red bit gag with black straps resting under her hand in her lap. One leg is crossed over the other and you can see the arch of her foot rising over her tall red and black shiny stiletto heels. White text with black background at the top of the pic reads the same as the caption.
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I’ll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan September 8 - 11 (give or take a day or two!) Schedule ahead to see me there!

Also potentially willing to set up time to film and create some porn / erotic art, especially scat, abdl, and heavy discipline and/or spanking themed.
Selfie of Miss Epiphany gazing intensely at you. Her eyes are lined and shadowed and her lips are pink. She wears dangling earrings and a jeweled necklace that points down towards her décolletage, elegantly propped up by a lacy lilac bra. Her long red hair is down and falling over one shoulder. The white text over the pic reads “I’ll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan September 8 - 11 (give or take a day or two!) Schedule ahead to see me there!”
August 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Employer responsibility to protect against poor AQI:

www.dir.ca.gov/dosh/wildfir...
Screenshot of website about workplace safety regarding AQI. Link in post will bring you to the full text, but I’m sharing it for these parts in particular: “No. Surgical masks or items worn over the nose and mouth such as scarves, t-shirts, and bandanas will not provide protection against wildfire smoke. An N95 filtering facepiece respirator is the minimum level of protection for wildfire smoke. 3. I work inside of a warehouse, but my area is smoky from the fires. What can I do about it? Ask your employer what the air quality index is. If it does not exceed 500 for PM2.5, you can request and voluntarily use a NIOSH approved facepiece respirator. If it is 151 or greater, your employer is required to provide a sufficient number of respirators. Ask your employer to provide you with training on how to properly use it.”
July 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Slow my roll? Hell no, never that
Miss Epiphany is radiant in the light, leaning towards you, one hand pushing some of her red hair away from her face. She wears a tiny bikini cut top that is metallic silver print with a silver ring in the middle. She also wears a bunch of silver jewelry, long chains around her neck and sparkling necklaces and bracelets.her eyes are intense and lined and her lips are dark red. Miss Epiphany is radiant in the light, leaning slightly towards you, arms together to rest on her lap in a way that pushes her breasts together, emphasizing her cleavage. She wears a tiny bikini cut top that is metallic silver print with a silver ring in the middle. She also wears a bunch of silver jewelry, long chains around her neck and sparkling necklaces and bracelets.her eyes are intense and lined and her lips are dark red.
July 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A bit of inspiration for you to submit
A pic of the torso and upper thighs of Miss Epiphany. She wears a cropped white ribbed undershirt, pulled up over her bust to show the orange cheetah print bikini with the black buckle underneath. She also wears tiny tight stretchy see through white short shorts, and she uses a thumb to drag the waist on one side way down her hip, further revealing the matching orange cheetah print bikini bottoms with the black straps and the black strap and buckle around the waist. Her pose and the black strap around her waist emphasize her curvy hourglass shape.
July 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A crop can be used gently, or with abandon.
Photo of Miss Epiphany from the calves up to her head. The photo is taken at a slightly upward angle, as if the viewer is kneeling in front of her. She poses either one hand reaching to her side to touch a table and the other arm up and behind her head, holding a crop casually at an angle that mimics the spread of her long red hair over her shoulder. She is wearing an orange bra and panty set with delicate floral and bow decorations, minimal makeup and her glasses, and a thin chain necklace with a key on it.
July 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Wolfords on the medical table? It’s more likely than you think
POV looking down at my white mesh garter belt and white Wolford thigh high stockings. My hand demurely covers my intimate areas. Two black boxes with white text in them read the same as the caption
July 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM