Hear me out…

Adult candy necklaces but it’s Tylenol and Rolaids.

Y’all can’t really think Donnie VonShitzinpantz is going to “reinstate” TikTok right? Why would he when he’s Elon’s bitch? Elon is 100% looking at this as an opportunity for his dumpster fire X.

I’m just over here LOLing at the absolute hypocrisy of Carrie Underwood singing her ass off about a cheater then singing at the inauguration of (at a minimum) a cheater. That girl is straight 🗑️

I bet Fresno State’s mascot is really something…

Call me crazy but when the CEO of your notoriously predatory company has a hit taken out on them and the public’s general reaction is ambivalent at best, it might be time to reevaluate your poor business practices.

Imagine having so little self awareness. First Douche.

So is my feed just supposed to be cats? Bc that’s all it is….