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Alexa
@miss-articulate.bsky.social
Used to be good at words
Baby barely made it through storytime.
August 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Is the baby asleep, a la @katrinaravioli.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Monday scenes.
July 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Somehow… 🙏🤫🎆
July 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Also this was my situation at work last night and I was FRUSH-TRAY-TED
June 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Starting to think I missed a career in book preservation, as I keep having to undo my toddler’s damage.
May 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And I very nearly disrupted these as I was about to trim their shrub…but I didn’t!
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Where are the eggs, Alexa? Well, they were accidentally smashed (by me) on the porch an hour ago. I am so, so sad. 😭
May 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I always saw birds coming and going from the wreath on our front door, but I didn’t think they had enough opportunity to build a robust nest. I was wrong.
May 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The toddler called his baby brother “a keem” while giggling and it took me half a second to realize he was quoting Lilo & Stitch. 😂
April 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Caption this.
April 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Evidence
April 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Stamped this “game” for my one year old’s birthday party and forgot how many four leaf clovers I stamped. Whoops.
March 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
March 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
March 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
PA Farm Show Complex graffiti is very on brand for the last time I was here, ca. 1997.
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Although we are (mostly) hardwired to think our own kids are cute, when this one is being sweet, he is EXTRA charming.
February 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sick baby has no patience for your bullshit
February 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Can you even tell?
February 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Someone tell (what I assume is) PPL to stop bothering my dog
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Today is the kiddo’s last day in this classroom.
January 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Names in my 2-year-old’s classroom (post inspired by @katrinaravioli.bsky.social)
January 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
5 am Tristan
January 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
“Why should we hire you?”
“Well…”
January 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Before and After
December 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM