Can you mourn a building? I work next door to where my middle school once stood, and every day it feels like something is missing. Never mind it’s been gone more than a decade.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can you mourn a building? I work next door to where my middle school once stood, and every day it feels like something is missing. Never mind it’s been gone more than a decade.
I keep pictures of our 23-week micro preemie on the side menu of my phone. Whenever my 3-year-old sees them, he thinks they’re of his baby cousin. 😮💨 Not sure I’ll ever be ready for that conversation.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I keep pictures of our 23-week micro preemie on the side menu of my phone. Whenever my 3-year-old sees them, he thinks they’re of his baby cousin. 😮💨 Not sure I’ll ever be ready for that conversation.
Despite my eastern location, I will admit this snow squall is making it a little slippy ahht.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Despite my eastern location, I will admit this snow squall is making it a little slippy ahht.
Yes, tired Alexa is melodramatic as always, but this chapter of depression is overdoing the whole “loss of interest” thing 😒 I’m bored but I also don’t want to do anything
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Yes, tired Alexa is melodramatic as always, but this chapter of depression is overdoing the whole “loss of interest” thing 😒 I’m bored but I also don’t want to do anything
Tonight at bedtime my 3-year-old says we can get another [little brother].
Me: “But we already have one!”
3YO: “We can get another one! At the baby store! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯.”
Me: “But we already have one!”
3YO: “We can get another one! At the baby store! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯.”
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Tonight at bedtime my 3-year-old says we can get another [little brother].
Me: “But we already have one!”
3YO: “We can get another one! At the baby store! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯.”
Me: “But we already have one!”
3YO: “We can get another one! At the baby store! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯.”
The most unexpected side effect of this chapter of my life is that I’m really uninterested in planners anymore
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The most unexpected side effect of this chapter of my life is that I’m really uninterested in planners anymore
It’s crazy to be woken up by moonlight shining through your window in the middle of the night. Is this the “Advent Lantern Moon” or something?!
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It’s crazy to be woken up by moonlight shining through your window in the middle of the night. Is this the “Advent Lantern Moon” or something?!
The children love fighting when I am in the bathroom 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The children love fighting when I am in the bathroom 🙄
Adulthood is getting excited about your flu shot
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Adulthood is getting excited about your flu shot
Taught 4th grade today and was reminded that some students literally cannot put two original words together to make a sentence
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Taught 4th grade today and was reminded that some students literally cannot put two original words together to make a sentence
When I’m home alone I can put marshmallows on my cereal and I don’t have to share!
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When I’m home alone I can put marshmallows on my cereal and I don’t have to share!
I’m well aware it’s not my fault when a child has a meltdown and destroys the school library but it still feels like my failure that it gets to that point
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m well aware it’s not my fault when a child has a meltdown and destroys the school library but it still feels like my failure that it gets to that point
My face today when I was sent to a different elementary school and immediately dropped in with nonverbal, profoundly autistic children: media1.tenor.com/m/Xv69VAK3bc...
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October 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My face today when I was sent to a different elementary school and immediately dropped in with nonverbal, profoundly autistic children: media1.tenor.com/m/Xv69VAK3bc...
Does anyone still wear camisoles?
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Does anyone still wear camisoles?
The baby decided he’d had enough of the Back-to-School BBQ and bit my bicep. 😶
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The baby decided he’d had enough of the Back-to-School BBQ and bit my bicep. 😶
Do you think I’ll get fired if I substitute teach as the principal from Breakfast Club
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ALT: a man in a suit says " you mess with the bull "
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October 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Do you think I’ll get fired if I substitute teach as the principal from Breakfast Club
Just heard a 5th grader say, in a perfectly prepubescent voice, “yaaasss, nutter butter!” 💅
October 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just heard a 5th grader say, in a perfectly prepubescent voice, “yaaasss, nutter butter!” 💅
Current occupation is floating around an elementary school like an annoying ghost teacher
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Current occupation is floating around an elementary school like an annoying ghost teacher
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs
*Large Yankee Candle truck backs into my driveway*
*Large Yankee Candle truck backs into my driveway*
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs
*Large Yankee Candle truck backs into my driveway*
*Large Yankee Candle truck backs into my driveway*
I don’t feel well and I’m anxious WTF
September 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t feel well and I’m anxious WTF
Never realized that my fear of dying in an inferno in the target back room ranks pretty high
September 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Never realized that my fear of dying in an inferno in the target back room ranks pretty high
Husband peeled a splotchy banana and said “it looks like your mom’s legs!” to our toddler. 😶
a woman is laughing and saying ouch while sitting in front of a computer screen .
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August 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Husband peeled a splotchy banana and said “it looks like your mom’s legs!” to our toddler. 😶
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One of my coworkers called me “girly pop”??!! And I loved it?!!
August 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
One of my coworkers called me “girly pop”??!! And I loved it?!!
Hate when the baby whimpers in his sleep
August 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hate when the baby whimpers in his sleep