Koriand’r
@miss-anders.bsky.social
𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱𝖥𝖨𝖱𝖤 — 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖨’𝗆 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺 𝖿𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒. ⋆⭒˚.⋆
Pinned
We do not tolerate Silkie slander in the Tower!
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We do not tolerate Silkie slander in the Tower!
She is going to make a wondrous older sister!
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
She is going to make a wondrous older sister!
[Very offended, very high-pitched gasp.] 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘎𝘕𝘈𝘕𝘛! AND A 𝘞𝘌𝘋𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎!
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
[Very offended, very high-pitched gasp.] 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘎𝘕𝘈𝘕𝘛! AND A 𝘞𝘌𝘋𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎!
But how else are we to celebrate the wedding? [Pouts.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
But how else are we to celebrate the wedding? [Pouts.]
I… do not think I know any poems that last 72 hours long.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I… do not think I know any poems that last 72 hours long.
We were ALSO not invited to the union.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
We were ALSO not invited to the union.
[Beginning the third verse, where she improvises on the cute, awkward flirtationship of the newly-wedded couple.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
[Beginning the third verse, where she improvises on the cute, awkward flirtationship of the newly-wedded couple.]
/ WHY DID LONGINGLY AUTOCORRECT TO TAMARANLY anyway
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
/ WHY DID LONGINGLY AUTOCORRECT TO TAMARANLY anyway
*First.
Are we— on the fourth verse? Out of seven hundred
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
*First.
[Dangerously transposing to a higher key.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
[Dangerously transposing to a higher key.]
/ i missed the wedding i’m gonna have kori bust everyone’s eardrums
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
/ i missed the wedding i’m gonna have kori bust everyone’s eardrums
[She can’t hear from all the romantic Tamaranean she’s singing. 💖]
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
[She can’t hear from all the romantic Tamaranean she’s singing. 💖]
To celebrate, I shall recite a famous love poem from my home planet. All 700 verses!
[Breaks out into glass-shattering song.]
[Breaks out into glass-shattering song.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
To celebrate, I shall recite a famous love poem from my home planet. All 700 verses!
[Breaks out into glass-shattering song.]
[Breaks out into glass-shattering song.]
[Immediately bursting into happy tears.] This is absolutely wonderful! My sincerest congratulations to the loving pair!
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
[Immediately bursting into happy tears.] This is absolutely wonderful! My sincerest congratulations to the loving pair!
[A slow nod in understanding as she gestures over to the doors.] I suppose it would not hurt you to use the actual entryway.
Or is stalking through windows just an actual preference?
Or is stalking through windows just an actual preference?
Mhmmm. I'll just-- be on my way. Just wanted to stop by~
There was nothing to see—!
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
[A slow nod in understanding as she gestures over to the doors.] I suppose it would not hurt you to use the actual entryway.
Or is stalking through windows just an actual preference?
Or is stalking through windows just an actual preference?
There was nothing to see—!
I didn't see anything, just passing through~!
[Freezes.]
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
There was nothing to see—!
(It is the most hilarious shape! You are such a strong canine friend!)
Not to mention the Krypto sized hole in the back wall.
Despite the doggy door.
Despite the doggy door.
First, the witch boy, then the black goo named Steve, and now Red X. [Counting off on her fingers.]
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
(It is the most hilarious shape! You are such a strong canine friend!)
[Voice rising a pitch.] Indeed. Locked windows after the sunset. Yes. It is a must.
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
[Voice rising a pitch.] Indeed. Locked windows after the sunset. Yes. It is a must.
[Freezes.]
Okay, first of all, I didn't break into your system.
Second of all, you really need to make sure your windows are locked when the sun sets.
Second of all, you really need to make sure your windows are locked when the sun sets.
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
[Freezes.]
First, the witch boy, then the black goo named Steve, and now Red X. [Counting off on her fingers.]
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
First, the witch boy, then the black goo named Steve, and now Red X. [Counting off on her fingers.]
It seems the Tower security is in need of another upgrade.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It seems the Tower security is in need of another upgrade.
Reposted by Koriand’r
“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
Reposted by Koriand’r
