The Creeper (Jack Ryder)
@gothamcreeper.bsky.social
My name is Jack Ryder. I make trouble for a living. I like making trouble. Trouble opens people's eyes. I suppose it was only a matter of time before trouble came looking for me.
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“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
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Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
“She’s clearly hoarding them for herself.”
"CIENN WON'T LET ME EAT SEVEN BAGS OF POPPYSEED MUFFINS!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“She’s clearly hoarding them for herself.”
Hate you 3000 Supes!
sighs
Fuck piss shit ass dick cock
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hate you 3000 Supes!
Fuck piss shit ass dick cock
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fuck piss shit ass dick cock
Robot? No. Yellow? Like a banana.
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
So what you're saying is you have a yellow robot dick?
I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Robot? No. Yellow? Like a banana.
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Also, like, didn't they cure lupus or whatever you got going on?
Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think
Today feels like the kind of day all the choices you've ever made come together in a big, messy bow.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think
“Foolish mortals. You think you can easily harm me? I AM THE CREEPER! I shall haunt your dreams. I shall watch you every single moment you are awake. And the moment I see something I don’t like?
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“Foolish mortals. You think you can easily harm me? I AM THE CREEPER! I shall haunt your dreams. I shall watch you every single moment you are awake. And the moment I see something I don’t like?
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
“Death? Never heard of her “
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“Death? Never heard of her “
THE OCEAN IS A SOUP
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
THE OCEAN IS A SOUP
“Breaking News! Steve Ditko created superhero who’s hated by the media and world for the media.
Oh wait. That’s me! Me and only me!”
he squashes a spider and laughs, before picking it up and eating it
Oh wait. That’s me! Me and only me!”
he squashes a spider and laughs, before picking it up and eating it
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Breaking News! Steve Ditko created superhero who’s hated by the media and world for the media.
Oh wait. That’s me! Me and only me!”
he squashes a spider and laughs, before picking it up and eating it
Oh wait. That’s me! Me and only me!”
he squashes a spider and laughs, before picking it up and eating it
// trying to merge all aspects of Creeper’s many origins takes a lot of stretching of the imagination
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
// trying to merge all aspects of Creeper’s many origins takes a lot of stretching of the imagination
“Poison Ivy would make a friend made out of weed.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Poison Ivy would make a friend made out of weed.”
“I do not in fact, have a love child with a blue fuzzy elf who smells like eggs.
That green guy is actually a product of two companies working together instead of trying to kill each other.
Just like a mom and dad at marriage counselling.”
That green guy is actually a product of two companies working together instead of trying to kill each other.
Just like a mom and dad at marriage counselling.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I do not in fact, have a love child with a blue fuzzy elf who smells like eggs.
That green guy is actually a product of two companies working together instead of trying to kill each other.
Just like a mom and dad at marriage counselling.”
That green guy is actually a product of two companies working together instead of trying to kill each other.
Just like a mom and dad at marriage counselling.”
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”
“If you think you see me watching you through a window?
No you don’t. It’s not me.”
No you don’t. It’s not me.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“If you think you see me watching you through a window?
No you don’t. It’s not me.”
No you don’t. It’s not me.”
“Some say I show too much gum when I smile. But frankly, I don’t think you can have enough gum.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Some say I show too much gum when I smile. But frankly, I don’t think you can have enough gum.”
// This account is under construction currently. It won’t be ready for a while
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
// This account is under construction currently. It won’t be ready for a while
// PLAYLIST
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
// PLAYLIST
// CANONS / HEADCANONS / TRIVIA
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
// CANONS / HEADCANONS / TRIVIA
// CHARACTER INFO (The Creeper)
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
// CHARACTER INFO (The Creeper)
// CHARACTER INFO (Jack Ryder)
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
// CHARACTER INFO (Jack Ryder)
“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
♡ + ↻
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”