The Creeper (Jack Ryder)
@gothamcreeper.bsky.social
My name is Jack Ryder. I make trouble for a living. I like making trouble. Trouble opens people's eyes. I suppose it was only a matter of time before trouble came looking for me.
Pinned
“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
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Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
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“Heh. HA! It’s fish and chips!
Get it?
Also, I was doing this for the joke but in hindsight I don’t think you did something that deserved you getting squished.”
Get it?
Also, I was doing this for the joke but in hindsight I don’t think you did something that deserved you getting squished.”
On god?
This would be an act of war.
This would be an act of war.
prepares to throw a vending machine at them
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 AM
“Heh. HA! It’s fish and chips!
Get it?
Also, I was doing this for the joke but in hindsight I don’t think you did something that deserved you getting squished.”
Get it?
Also, I was doing this for the joke but in hindsight I don’t think you did something that deserved you getting squished.”
prepares to throw a vending machine at them
" I believe I proved the statistics wrong. "
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
prepares to throw a vending machine at them
“What’s that smell?”
sniffs air
“Did someone tell someone take their shoes off?”
sniffs air
“Did someone tell someone take their shoes off?”
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
“What’s that smell?”
sniffs air
“Did someone tell someone take their shoes off?”
sniffs air
“Did someone tell someone take their shoes off?”
SIGMA NUTS JULIE
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
SIGMA NUTS JULIE
Sigma Nuts
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Sigma Nuts
I I I
I I I _
I I I _
OHHH I'M BLEEEEDDDING OUT-
IN THE HOS-PIT-AL WAIT-ING ROOM!
IN THE HOS-PIT-AL WAIT-ING ROOM!
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I I I
I I I _
I I I _
I met a cult once.
Wait no. It was a colt.
Wait no. It was a colt.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I met a cult once.
Wait no. It was a colt.
Wait no. It was a colt.
“Not Man-Bat-Man should say he’s a villain. Lie like a dog…a bat faced dog.”
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Not Man-Bat-Man should say he’s a villain. Lie like a dog…a bat faced dog.”
“I am O K A Y !”
he stands up, his face bloodied
“I’ve shoved my face in worse places.”
he stands up, his face bloodied
“I’ve shoved my face in worse places.”
Cheering and clapping and jumping up and down!!!
“They let me into the party. I’m assuming because they think I’m a villain. SCREW IT! Let’s get chaotic!”
he runs full speed towards the punch bowl and dives at it
“CANNON BALL!”
he misses the punch bowl completely and just crashes head first into the wall
#MerryChaos2025
he runs full speed towards the punch bowl and dives at it
“CANNON BALL!”
he misses the punch bowl completely and just crashes head first into the wall
#MerryChaos2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“I am O K A Y !”
he stands up, his face bloodied
“I’ve shoved my face in worse places.”
he stands up, his face bloodied
“I’ve shoved my face in worse places.”
HOLY SHIT!
It’s that dude from Toonami!
It’s that dude from Toonami!
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
HOLY SHIT!
It’s that dude from Toonami!
It’s that dude from Toonami!
Reposted by The Creeper (Jack Ryder)
"Happy Party Day, Gotham's Finest! It's time to get FUCKING CRAZY!"
#MerryChaos2025
( art by me, shading by @iepidoptera.bsky.social, background is www.facebook.com/markreecastl...)
#MerryChaos2025
( art by me, shading by @iepidoptera.bsky.social, background is www.facebook.com/markreecastl...)
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Happy Party Day, Gotham's Finest! It's time to get FUCKING CRAZY!"
#MerryChaos2025
( art by me, shading by @iepidoptera.bsky.social, background is www.facebook.com/markreecastl...)
#MerryChaos2025
( art by me, shading by @iepidoptera.bsky.social, background is www.facebook.com/markreecastl...)
“They let me into the party. I’m assuming because they think I’m a villain. SCREW IT! Let’s get chaotic!”
he runs full speed towards the punch bowl and dives at it
“CANNON BALL!”
he misses the punch bowl completely and just crashes head first into the wall
#MerryChaos2025
he runs full speed towards the punch bowl and dives at it
“CANNON BALL!”
he misses the punch bowl completely and just crashes head first into the wall
#MerryChaos2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
“They let me into the party. I’m assuming because they think I’m a villain. SCREW IT! Let’s get chaotic!”
he runs full speed towards the punch bowl and dives at it
“CANNON BALL!”
he misses the punch bowl completely and just crashes head first into the wall
#MerryChaos2025
he runs full speed towards the punch bowl and dives at it
“CANNON BALL!”
he misses the punch bowl completely and just crashes head first into the wall
#MerryChaos2025
They’re gonna go on a butt sniffing adventure!
Friend?
...NEW FRIEND?
...NEW FRIEND?
"George, Oliver sounds like one of those rich guys well I am sure Krypto won't mind a little company while I call your owner"
Right @supergoodboy.bsky.social?"
Right @supergoodboy.bsky.social?"
December 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
They’re gonna go on a butt sniffing adventure!
“Demons aren’t that bad. We’re just like everybody else except mostly horrible.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Demons aren’t that bad. We’re just like everybody else except mostly horrible.”
HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?
“N-No. Never. I am deeply offended. I would never.”
he stands in silence as he has a flashback
……he starts laughing again
he stands in silence as he has a flashback
……he starts laughing again
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“N-No. Never. I am deeply offended. I would never.”
he stands in silence as he has a flashback
……he starts laughing again
he stands in silence as he has a flashback
……he starts laughing again
“Oh, I just need you to say a few words really fast. It’s a vocal test”
he snickers
“There is no trick behind it, I swear”
he snickers
“There is no trick behind it, I swear”
I’m not sure I want any of your tests.
“Oh hey! You’re…heh. I feel like giving you the same test I gave your brother. He was so peeved when I gave it to him. HA!”
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“Oh, I just need you to say a few words really fast. It’s a vocal test”
he snickers
“There is no trick behind it, I swear”
he snickers
“There is no trick behind it, I swear”
“Oh hey! You’re…heh. I feel like giving you the same test I gave your brother. He was so peeved when I gave it to him. HA!”
🤨
“BITCH”
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“Oh hey! You’re…heh. I feel like giving you the same test I gave your brother. He was so peeved when I gave it to him. HA!”
“I got a banana phone too. Don’t ask me where I keep it.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“I got a banana phone too. Don’t ask me where I keep it.”
“Oh so the rest of Hell are just ugly losers? Got it.
Also FREE NUDITY OUTSIDE!”
Also FREE NUDITY OUTSIDE!”
"Now hold on- my gf gets a free pass since she's hot
So shush"
So shush"
“Doesn’t that mean the same thing for you and your girlfriend, little miss Disney Princess?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Oh so the rest of Hell are just ugly losers? Got it.
Also FREE NUDITY OUTSIDE!”
Also FREE NUDITY OUTSIDE!”
“Doesn’t that mean the same thing for you and your girlfriend, little miss Disney Princess?”
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Doesn’t that mean the same thing for you and your girlfriend, little miss Disney Princess?”
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