Lazy Laz
@miskatonicalumnus.bsky.social
Spooky Little Horror Fan
Tatted and Sometimes Blue-Haired
Poly/Pan
Amateur Model and Cosplayer
Tatted and Sometimes Blue-Haired
Poly/Pan
Amateur Model and Cosplayer
My 2026 goals include focusing more on friends that wanna hang out in person. No more approaching people that say they wanna hang out, but have every excuse under the sun why they won't
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My 2026 goals include focusing more on friends that wanna hang out in person. No more approaching people that say they wanna hang out, but have every excuse under the sun why they won't
I'm going to date every trans woman being vigorously pursued by a chaser
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I'm going to date every trans woman being vigorously pursued by a chaser
I love my WIFE and I love my other WIFE
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I love my WIFE and I love my other WIFE
Still low-key crashing out emotionally but a vibrator has successfully done the deed, so at least that shit is handled 🙌
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Still low-key crashing out emotionally but a vibrator has successfully done the deed, so at least that shit is handled 🙌
I will literally take someone out to dinner if they can make me cum because I haven't orgasmed in 2 months and I'm going insane
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I will literally take someone out to dinner if they can make me cum because I haven't orgasmed in 2 months and I'm going insane
Oh god I saw one of them on a sapphic dating app, and I'm trying to be healed and zen about it but they're wearing literal clown makeup 😭😩
It's actually high key nice that I don't see any of the near-misses on dating apps anymore. It's nice for me because I don't have to physically cringe any time I see their profiles, and it's nice for the local queer polyam community. 😂
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Oh god I saw one of them on a sapphic dating app, and I'm trying to be healed and zen about it but they're wearing literal clown makeup 😭😩
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm sucking dick for Dickmas
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm sucking dick for Dickmas
What if I twerked to the Stranger Things theme
What then
What then
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What if I twerked to the Stranger Things theme
What then
What then
I'm heading into my third month on a birth control treatment for PMDD, and it's been really nice not having had an episode since August.
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm heading into my third month on a birth control treatment for PMDD, and it's been really nice not having had an episode since August.
It's actually high key nice that I don't see any of the near-misses on dating apps anymore. It's nice for me because I don't have to physically cringe any time I see their profiles, and it's nice for the local queer polyam community. 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's actually high key nice that I don't see any of the near-misses on dating apps anymore. It's nice for me because I don't have to physically cringe any time I see their profiles, and it's nice for the local queer polyam community. 😂
Dang, I'm actually engaged and shit?? I never thought that would happen to me 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Dang, I'm actually engaged and shit?? I never thought that would happen to me 😭
I didn't get much use from this swimsuit this year lmao
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I didn't get much use from this swimsuit this year lmao
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We will not sink away. We will not disappear. We will not stop fighting for our rights. We will persist.
August 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
We will not sink away. We will not disappear. We will not stop fighting for our rights. We will persist.
I was SA'd by a drag queen when I was 5 years old...... oh wait, no, that was a Catholic school kindergarten teacher.
August 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I was SA'd by a drag queen when I was 5 years old...... oh wait, no, that was a Catholic school kindergarten teacher.
I should sleep but have you considered my abandonment issues are craving enrichment time??
August 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I should sleep but have you considered my abandonment issues are craving enrichment time??
Why are Homestuck fans acting like it's cringy that Vivzipop is producing the Homestuck series when Homestuck famously has one of the cringiest, worst fandoms of the 2010s? 😭
August 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Why are Homestuck fans acting like it's cringy that Vivzipop is producing the Homestuck series when Homestuck famously has one of the cringiest, worst fandoms of the 2010s? 😭
I love my girlfriends so much 😭
August 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love my girlfriends so much 😭
My December 2023-March 2024 depressive episode rewired my brain for real ugh
July 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My December 2023-March 2024 depressive episode rewired my brain for real ugh
I love muscular women so much, I wanna be them and also want them carnally
July 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love muscular women so much, I wanna be them and also want them carnally
This Is How I Disappear
Without saying Helena, fav My Chemical Romance Song?
July 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This Is How I Disappear
Siri can I still give head with a temporary crown
July 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Siri can I still give head with a temporary crown
Taking a nap on the couch with my girlfriend while my other girlfriend films porn upstairs is pretty peak
July 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Taking a nap on the couch with my girlfriend while my other girlfriend films porn upstairs is pretty peak
Can't believe this ass is a default setting
July 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Can't believe this ass is a default setting