Este argumento es especialmente gracioso después de que se pegara fuego en la mezquita de Córdoba porque pusieron a cargar la Conga en la sala con más madera de la ciudad.

Apparently the first time they kissed Friend 2 said: oh! you're gay too! (they met through grindr)

He's already at maximum yearning, any more and Teyvat explodes

The alternate option is that the potion makes him fall in love with someone else and he immediately goes to ruin their day because his concept of being in love is whatever he has going on with Kaveh.

Urge to confess feelings? Alhaitham has scars from biting his tongue on 95% of his conversations with Kaveh, this is just normal. Want to kiss? The guy's been dreaming of it for the last decade but he has self-control, you see. Need to spoil Kaveh rotten and buy him stuff? wELL,,

I just think it'd be very funny if Alhaitham accidentally took a love potion and just went about his day as usual because he's so down bad already he's immune to drugs.