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Chunkmaster Flex
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Whoever came up with the idea of mocking this gratuitously cruel regime with cute, nonthreatening plastic frogs really hit a gold mine. The clever imagery has made it all the way across the Atlantic.
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
September 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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BREAKING: Eric Swalwell just told the FCC chairman to hire a lawyer and preserve records because they will be held accountable in 2027 when democrats take the House.

Oh and he’s wearing a Jimmy Kimmel hat.
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
September 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The ways in which I love this Canadian cannot be measured.
🥂💙🇨🇦
September 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Back to this, folks:

Release the ENTIRE #EpsteinFiles
Release the ENTIRE #EpsteinFiles
Release the ENTIRE #EpsteinFiles
Release the ENTIRE #EpsteinFiles
Release the ENTIRE #EpsteinFiles
NOT the ones that were already released.
We are NOT stupid.
September 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
From your lips to Satan’s scrote.
August 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Assault with a Deli Weapon
August 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I want my headstone covered in quirky vinyl stickers like a yeti cooler…

…actually just make it a yeti cooler. My friends can come hang with cold brews. 👌🍻💀
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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People need to wake up to what Donald Trump is doing in Texas and in states across the country.
August 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @governor.ca.gov
Top tier Trump trolling!😆😆😆
August 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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TACO met with his true love & flip flopped once again.
August 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ALL CATS SHOULD HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS AND ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE REGARDLESS OF THEIR GENDER OR THE PATTERN OF THEIR COAT - ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A CREEP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
August 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Pets against trump capeesh….
July 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
10/10 chonkin’
August 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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FRIENDS starring Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Those eyes? They’ve seen galaxies. Straight from a fantasy tale, this owl's stare pierces right through your soul. Photo by: 📸 luke_brady_johnson
#Nature #Owl
June 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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This image captured earlier as a dusty tornado moves north of Morton, Texas. Watch live via: www.youtube.com/@DanielShawA... @NWSLubbock #txwx #nmwx
June 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM