Arden Mercury (Retrograde)
@misc-mercury.bsky.social
Maker, troublemaker, larper, sword gay, and cat pawrent to Chili. They/them.
miscmercury.etsy.com
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Waiting on some news about a car repair and making chimichurri cubes. This is how much parsley I started with.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Waiting on some news about a car repair and making chimichurri cubes. This is how much parsley I started with.
Voted! And then promptly had to pick up the cat to keep her from running down the stairs, and remove my sticker from her fur.
I have a feeling big change is coming to City Hall, but some things never change.
I have a feeling big change is coming to City Hall, but some things never change.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Voted! And then promptly had to pick up the cat to keep her from running down the stairs, and remove my sticker from her fur.
I have a feeling big change is coming to City Hall, but some things never change.
I have a feeling big change is coming to City Hall, but some things never change.
Okay, I'm giving Etsy and the seasonal grind one more try. If this doesn't work, I'm going to focus more on in-person vending, because this digital treadmill is not why I got into jewelry.
Find all this and more at Miscmercury.etsy.com and use code SHOPSMALL at checkout for 10% off.
Find all this and more at Miscmercury.etsy.com and use code SHOPSMALL at checkout for 10% off.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Okay, I'm giving Etsy and the seasonal grind one more try. If this doesn't work, I'm going to focus more on in-person vending, because this digital treadmill is not why I got into jewelry.
Find all this and more at Miscmercury.etsy.com and use code SHOPSMALL at checkout for 10% off.
Find all this and more at Miscmercury.etsy.com and use code SHOPSMALL at checkout for 10% off.
I think I deserve the hour I spent cuddling with Chili on the couch afterward.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think I deserve the hour I spent cuddling with Chili on the couch afterward.
If you are old enough to get this joke, how are your lower back and knees?
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you are old enough to get this joke, how are your lower back and knees?
Cloudflare kneecapped my plans to make a graphic earlier this week, but anyway here's the details.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cloudflare kneecapped my plans to make a graphic earlier this week, but anyway here's the details.
Pretty chill day here at Geek Flea 26.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pretty chill day here at Geek Flea 26.
Chili shenanigans photo dump.
Barely a day goes by that this tiny creature doesn't make us laugh. 💕
Barely a day goes by that this tiny creature doesn't make us laugh. 💕
September 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Chili shenanigans photo dump.
Barely a day goes by that this tiny creature doesn't make us laugh. 💕
Barely a day goes by that this tiny creature doesn't make us laugh. 💕
Yes, the same Disney that made Andor canceled Kimmel under governmental pressure. Now might be a good time to move Elite Capture to the top of my reading list.
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yes, the same Disney that made Andor canceled Kimmel under governmental pressure. Now might be a good time to move Elite Capture to the top of my reading list.
Never had a stronger reaction of "I don't know what this is, but I hate it" as when I saw the contents of the second screenshot.
September 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Never had a stronger reaction of "I don't know what this is, but I hate it" as when I saw the contents of the second screenshot.
This is the face of a thieving little gremlin who celebrated her gotcha day by stealing a whole bratwurst off the counter, and is offended that I took it away.
She's still the best thing we ever picked out of the garden, the problem is that she knows it. Love you, Chili bean. 🌶️🫘
She's still the best thing we ever picked out of the garden, the problem is that she knows it. Love you, Chili bean. 🌶️🫘
August 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is the face of a thieving little gremlin who celebrated her gotcha day by stealing a whole bratwurst off the counter, and is offended that I took it away.
She's still the best thing we ever picked out of the garden, the problem is that she knows it. Love you, Chili bean. 🌶️🫘
She's still the best thing we ever picked out of the garden, the problem is that she knows it. Love you, Chili bean. 🌶️🫘
New distro in Jersey City looking to buy zines! I am not affiliated with them but I'm excited!
Fill out their form by the end of August if you wanna get your words on the shelves at www.instagram.com/steltondistro
Fill out their form by the end of August if you wanna get your words on the shelves at www.instagram.com/steltondistro
August 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New distro in Jersey City looking to buy zines! I am not affiliated with them but I'm excited!
Fill out their form by the end of August if you wanna get your words on the shelves at www.instagram.com/steltondistro
Fill out their form by the end of August if you wanna get your words on the shelves at www.instagram.com/steltondistro
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender~
August 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender~
Chili napping with and on me, a compilation. It's one of the best things in my life right now.
April 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chili napping with and on me, a compilation. It's one of the best things in my life right now.
"Are you a cat mom or a cat dad?" "Neither." "But what's between your legs?"
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Are you a cat mom or a cat dad?" "Neither." "But what's between your legs?"
Congratulations and healing snuggles from this pussy.
April 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Congratulations and healing snuggles from this pussy.
This is basically the process of writing larps.
March 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is basically the process of writing larps.
It's always something new with this little gargoyle. 🐈
March 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It's always something new with this little gargoyle. 🐈
A bit behind my own self imposed schedule for #dailyqueen, but I still want to take a minute to talk about Hot Space. It's a genre experiment, it's not particularly good, but there are little bits and pieces of something beautiful: a sincere invitation to both lust and love.
February 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A bit behind my own self imposed schedule for #dailyqueen, but I still want to take a minute to talk about Hot Space. It's a genre experiment, it's not particularly good, but there are little bits and pieces of something beautiful: a sincere invitation to both lust and love.
Today's #dailyqueen: The Game, and it couldn't be timed better. My brain is paste from an almost 50 hour work week and I needed something to scrape my remaining motivation together, and some danceable pop-infused hits were just the ticket.
February 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today's #dailyqueen: The Game, and it couldn't be timed better. My brain is paste from an almost 50 hour work week and I needed something to scrape my remaining motivation together, and some danceable pop-infused hits were just the ticket.
So this #dailyqueen was one I had been looking forward to: Jazz. Which initially got some brutal reviews, that it was dehumanizing to its audience, that it wasn't good, and that it wasn't jazz.
It is, in fact, not jazz, but is, in fact, good.
It is, in fact, not jazz, but is, in fact, good.
February 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So this #dailyqueen was one I had been looking forward to: Jazz. Which initially got some brutal reviews, that it was dehumanizing to its audience, that it wasn't good, and that it wasn't jazz.
It is, in fact, not jazz, but is, in fact, good.
It is, in fact, not jazz, but is, in fact, good.
Our very silly Chili, with her goofy polydactyl thumbs.
February 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Our very silly Chili, with her goofy polydactyl thumbs.
The double digit hour workdays persist, but so do I, and so does #dailyqueen. Today's selection is News of the World, which I think my perception of is skewed due to kinda taking We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions for granted.
February 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The double digit hour workdays persist, but so do I, and so does #dailyqueen. Today's selection is News of the World, which I think my perception of is skewed due to kinda taking We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions for granted.