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Misanthropolack
@misanthropolack.bsky.social
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Member of the peanut gallery who inexplicably got an invite code

Generally shitposting. Sometimes sincere.
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A tweet from Naomi Wolf, saying "No! No!!" Originally a response to a healthcare outreach teddy bear wearing a mask, this batshit response has been repurposed.
October 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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What?
A screenshot of bluesky asking me if I'm writing in Portuguese, the only option is 'Yes'
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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oh, for fucks sake
Doctor Why says, "If you want NYC to become the next North Korea, vote for Mamdani" At least he got the spelling right
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
A white porcelain mannequin with a brown canvas jacket draped off of its head. It looks like it’s the Assassin’s hood from assassin’s creed. It covers most of its face
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Look how they massacred my boy...
Screenshot of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission (cpsc.gov, who would regularly post bangers just about consumer safety) It reads, "Statement of Acting Chairman Peter A. Feldman: President Trump’s Strong Stand on China Will Save American Lives "I applaud President Trump’s bold action to revoke the de minimis privilege for imports from China..." 1/2"
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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mannnnnnnnnnnnnn, fuckin tell me about it.

Anyway, subscribe to www.thehandbasket.co
An email from @marisakabas.bsky.social 's wonderful (?) newsletter, the subject says "There is simply too much shit"
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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LEAVE THE FBI ALONE!!!!!!!!!11
A blonde man laying on a bed with pale yellow sheets. He's sobbing, with his mouth open. It's the "Leave Britney alone!" video
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Ah, hell, can’t slight Max (Maxy boy, Maximillian, handsome man)
A different white and orange cat with more orange on his face is lying on his side on a reddish couch. His paws are curled a bit and he’s looking at the camera The same white and orange cat, also lying on his side on the same couch. His paws are resting against each other and he is sleepily looking at the camera
August 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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While we’re at it, have some Rudy
A white and orange cat is lying on the floor on his side, his legs are wrapped around my sneaker as he tries to disembowel it. He’s noticed me taking a picture so he’s looking at the camera Moose (the orange cat) is in my lap. Rudy (only part of his face is visible, just his eyes and orange ears) is at my feet, staring at her while plotting A cat with a white face, but orange ears and shanks is standing on a couch, with his front paws on the coffee table trying to get to the takeout bag in the foreground
August 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Oh, it’s international cat day! Have some Moose from last night
And orange cat is rubbing her nose against a ballpoint pen cap The same orange cat now has the ballpoint pen in her mouth (left to right) and is chewing it The same orange cat now has the pen in her mouth, it’s poking her soft palate. It is very weird, she’s a weird cat, I don’t know what to tell you
August 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Indeed needs a "lol. lmao" button
Email from Indeed stating "Police department is hiring for computer associate operations"
July 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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muted the chat that's just my aunt and uncles sniping at each other
A handsome white guy wearing a white shirt sits in lotus pose close to a cliff, meditating. He looks peaceful.
July 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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aww, shucks
jimmybiscuits.bsky.social who joined in December 2024 blocked me for pointing out that almost everyone who joined after the 2024 election has utter dogshit takes
July 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
A comment replying to someone saying "Fuck Gavin Newsom" after he said he's open to throwing trans people under the bus. "Joined Nov '24" "These attitudes are precisely why Democrats lose. No candidate will check every box for the whole coalition. We need our democracy & constitution back. There are NO other issues until that happens."
July 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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No I didn’t cross the street to get a picture of the LM graffiti under the shuttle.
A spray painted, multicolor Lunar Landing Module. The landing legs and descent engine are yellow, the rest of the descent module is a light blue. The ascent module is in red, along with a small antenna off to the side. It is strangely accurate
July 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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WOOF.
A screenshot of some replies Atherton.bsky.social (of “god damn it Kelsey” fame) says: “Look, I'm going to block you in like 10 minutes, but I will say it is comical that the Oregonian rushing in to disagree in this public conversation about a joke hypothetical is a reply guy who almost certainly bristles at being referred to as a MAMIL. Have fun on this website without me.” Twowheelgunner (who I will not tag) says: “Yes Kelsey I admit that I wear Lycra when I ride my bike. I wore Lycra this morning as a matter of fact. And yes I am a reply guy. I see no shame in either. I offered no insults to you and I have followed you for a long time - best wishes”
June 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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It being, 'making really good, really fun games'
A man with a close cut haircut (Aaron Paul in Breaking Bad,) crying and screaming "He can't keep getting away with it!"
June 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I...need a new job.
Screenshot of a teams chat. Owner of the company: "AETNA is shutting down current healthcare plan, and of course, they are raising the rates like $200 a month. So that email you got from them (My name) was correct. I already checked other carriers, but AETNA remains the most economical. I have to select a new plan in the coming days." Me: It's not like they actually cover anything.. Coworker: The last time I went to the doctor my copay was $150 Owner: well that is why i suggested you guys look for alternatives on healthcare .gov Me: I have a solution, but he's currently in holding awaiting trial
May 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This is gonna be really good tomorrow. I do the recipe from the old NYT cookbook by Claiborne (with some adjustments for taste)
A photo of the recipe I made for Chicken Sauté Chasseur “CHICKEN SAUTÉ CHASSEUR 4 SERVINGS 1 (2½- to 3-pound) frying chicken, cut into pieces Flour for dredging (I always just use thighs, it’s fine) Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Thyme to taste 2 tablespoons vegetable oil ¼ cup chopped shallots or onions ¼ pound mushrooms, chopped ½ cup white wine ¾ cup canned tomatoes 2 tablespoons chopped parsley 1 teaspoon chopped tarragon, or ¼ teaspoon dried 1. Dredge the chicken in the flour seasoned with the salt, pepper and thyme. In a large skillet heat the oil, add the chicken and brown on all sides. 2. Add the shallots and mushrooms and cook briefly. Add the wine, tomatoes and herbs. Cover and cook slowly until the chicken is tender, 30 to 45 minutes.”
May 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Rainy day poulet à la chasseur
A plate of chicken thigh cooked in “hunters sauce” with tomatoes, mushrooms and shallots. Served over rice pilaf, with roasted brussel sprouts that are browned, and pieces of garlic bread around the chicken.
May 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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An older white man with a jacket that says "FBI" on it, showing that this is a federal agent saying such nonsense about complying with law enforcement
May 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Oh billy pencil is spiraling? Again?
The wondrous lauren (who should post more sandwiches) saying, “i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion” in an old tweet
May 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Reminds me of one of our fosters
April 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Feeling GREAT
The screen of an oral thermometer showing I have a fever of 103.3F
April 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM