Misanthropolack
@misanthropolack.bsky.social
Member of the peanut gallery who inexplicably got an invite code
Generally shitposting. Sometimes sincere.
Generally shitposting. Sometimes sincere.
Pinned
“KEVIN. YOU DUMPED TAR ON THE GOD DAMN OAK?!”
The dad walking through the house, every once in a while blurting out “What the FUCK”
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“KEVIN. YOU DUMPED TAR ON THE GOD DAMN OAK?!”
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NUZZI: i… i love you
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
NUZZI: i… i love you
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
Tired: fallout is about how an increasingly fascistic society relies on nostalgia and scapegoats. You see, even over a hundred years later, they rely on the false image that the post-war yea-
Wired: yeah I’m marching under Sarita Choudhury’s banner (the bear with two heads)
Wired: yeah I’m marching under Sarita Choudhury’s banner (the bear with two heads)
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tired: fallout is about how an increasingly fascistic society relies on nostalgia and scapegoats. You see, even over a hundred years later, they rely on the false image that the post-war yea-
Wired: yeah I’m marching under Sarita Choudhury’s banner (the bear with two heads)
Wired: yeah I’m marching under Sarita Choudhury’s banner (the bear with two heads)
Someone: boxed in by another person double-parked, leaning on their horn for 20 minutes
Me: I am buying metric tons of ammonium nitrate and siphoning from the boiler.
Me: I am buying metric tons of ammonium nitrate and siphoning from the boiler.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Someone: boxed in by another person double-parked, leaning on their horn for 20 minutes
Me: I am buying metric tons of ammonium nitrate and siphoning from the boiler.
Me: I am buying metric tons of ammonium nitrate and siphoning from the boiler.
Snorting out my drink as my gf repurposes the song from the ad for Crossfire (the game)
“You got caught up in the Rape Culture!
Don’t get caught in the Rape Culturrrrre!”
“You got caught up in the Rape Culture!
Don’t get caught in the Rape Culturrrrre!”
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Snorting out my drink as my gf repurposes the song from the ad for Crossfire (the game)
“You got caught up in the Rape Culture!
Don’t get caught in the Rape Culturrrrre!”
“You got caught up in the Rape Culture!
Don’t get caught in the Rape Culturrrrre!”
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I can be trusted with a vertibird
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I can be trusted with a vertibird
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🚨 local how-to-help opportunity for brooklyn! 🚨
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🚨 local how-to-help opportunity for brooklyn! 🚨
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
Oh hey, it's 1927 again! And there's a great depression looming!
Wow: the Trump administration is for the first time ever designating four "Antifa" groups as Foreign Terrorist Organizations.
This is a big step. Until now, they had only pursued a domestic terrorist org designation, which has less teeth than FTO.
This is a big step. Until now, they had only pursued a domestic terrorist org designation, which has less teeth than FTO.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh hey, it's 1927 again! And there's a great depression looming!
How dare they go against the hard working Plumber who also hauls goods for grocery stores while bringing their 43 children and parents to doctors they see every day in their corolla.
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How dare they go against the hard working Plumber who also hauls goods for grocery stores while bringing their 43 children and parents to doctors they see every day in their corolla.
Showing my gf pics of Lee Pace at the Running Man premiere, “I just don’t think it should be legal to be this hot, frankly.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Showing my gf pics of Lee Pace at the Running Man premiere, “I just don’t think it should be legal to be this hot, frankly.”
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I think it’s fair to say that no matter how much Nate Silver hates Bluesky, Bluesky hates him more
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think it’s fair to say that no matter how much Nate Silver hates Bluesky, Bluesky hates him more
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Respond to a compliment without cringing or deflecting challenge (impossible)
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Respond to a compliment without cringing or deflecting challenge (impossible)
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hello i think you should follow me because i post little paper creatures ok ty
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
hello i think you should follow me because i post little paper creatures ok ty
Sweet jesus, someone is arguing with me that the Patriot Act is a *good* example of bipartisanship
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sweet jesus, someone is arguing with me that the Patriot Act is a *good* example of bipartisanship
Cajoling my gf into replying to a cousin's fb post saying Giuliani was a great mayor with, "my bf said 'inshallah, the revolution will liberate you, too.'"
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Cajoling my gf into replying to a cousin's fb post saying Giuliani was a great mayor with, "my bf said 'inshallah, the revolution will liberate you, too.'"
And my company's software uses an incredibly janky db structure
SQL is the devil.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And my company's software uses an incredibly janky db structure
SQL is the devil.
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
SQL is the devil.
love that horny little escape artist
Y'all, this is seriously what was playing on our sound system when I came out and found him like this
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
love that horny little escape artist
tfw you have a bombastic end of a delve in to the heart, and it’s time for the denoument
Red Rock Riviera
YouTube video by Sea Power - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
tfw you have a bombastic end of a delve in to the heart, and it’s time for the denoument
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“excuse me mr. mayor? congratulations on your inauguration and all that, yadda yadda, who cares — have you seen alf hog? … ALF HOG. have you seen it. don’t dodge, yes or no”
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“excuse me mr. mayor? congratulations on your inauguration and all that, yadda yadda, who cares — have you seen alf hog? … ALF HOG. have you seen it. don’t dodge, yes or no”
Oh god this concession is about to give me LIFE
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oh god this concession is about to give me LIFE
GET. THE FUCK. OUT
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
GET. THE FUCK. OUT
Really annoyed I have to wait at least an hour
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Really annoyed I have to wait at least an hour