*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.

Perhaps he means beatboxing

I see the communism is settling in nicely

I love figs, but I can never find good ones 😔

It’s what you’d expect from the leader of the Ba’ath Party

Kissinger? Begin? Obama? Abiy Ahmed?

I have a friend whose marriage lasted for six weeks, and his summary was “I’ve tried incompatibility and it doesn’t work”

As a Londoner, I’m starting to get really tired of MAGA idiots spreading lies about my city and its mayor and I’ve got a bloody good mind to send someone a letter of complaint about it

I hope you find your way out of the Wilders-ness, and that we can all unite against the far-right cancer that’s killing us!

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