mirrorz
@mirrorz.bsky.social
Artist. Former Farker. Vintage toy collector. I have a few cats, and I post shit sometimes. I'm virtually and physically invisible.
Don't follow me if you bought a blue checkmark on twitter when dipshit bought it.
Don't follow me if you bought a blue checkmark on twitter when dipshit bought it.
It took 14 people to play these mediocre songs on SNL. That's too many people in a band.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It took 14 people to play these mediocre songs on SNL. That's too many people in a band.
This cat sleeps with her eyes open.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This cat sleeps with her eyes open.
It's 80degrees tonight. About 102 around this "relaxing" fire.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's 80degrees tonight. About 102 around this "relaxing" fire.
::Snare, snare, snare-snare-snare, snare-snare-snare, snare, snare:: DOG SHOW!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
::Snare, snare, snare-snare-snare, snare-snare-snare, snare, snare:: DOG SHOW!
Odd phemomena that I frequently run into: Any time I do any digging with construction in my area, I find marbles about a foot down in the dirt. Probably just the oldest toy so they're common, but it's the depth that gets me. They're often near fence lines too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Odd phemomena that I frequently run into: Any time I do any digging with construction in my area, I find marbles about a foot down in the dirt. Probably just the oldest toy so they're common, but it's the depth that gets me. They're often near fence lines too.
I cannot block enough sports terms to keep the sports posts out of my feeds.
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I cannot block enough sports terms to keep the sports posts out of my feeds.
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
Fortune cookie plus and extra bit in the same package.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fortune cookie plus and extra bit in the same package.
Good thing I'm an on-time person who shows up before appointment times. Got to the doctor's office at 10:45am for my 11:15am appt. It's now 12:15p. And I'm still waiting to be seen. Regular visit, not an emergency. Emergency room waits are about 14hrs. AmERIcAN heAltHcAre is numb'r one! /sarcasm
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Good thing I'm an on-time person who shows up before appointment times. Got to the doctor's office at 10:45am for my 11:15am appt. It's now 12:15p. And I'm still waiting to be seen. Regular visit, not an emergency. Emergency room waits are about 14hrs. AmERIcAN heAltHcAre is numb'r one! /sarcasm
Looking for a photo that will work for a "Thanksgiving Food Drive" on Shutterstock and the ai slop has taken over. WTF.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Looking for a photo that will work for a "Thanksgiving Food Drive" on Shutterstock and the ai slop has taken over. WTF.
Need to plant all 70 of these oak trees this weekend. Got 2 in the ground today before it got too dark to see anything at 5pm.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Need to plant all 70 of these oak trees this weekend. Got 2 in the ground today before it got too dark to see anything at 5pm.
The Big Beautiful Bill Trump has been raving about.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Big Beautiful Bill Trump has been raving about.
All of these Byrna gun commercials on TV are Ai slop.
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas
YouTube video by Byrna
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
All of these Byrna gun commercials on TV are Ai slop.
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
Paused the video at just the rigjt spot.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Paused the video at just the rigjt spot.
This band on SNL has a wall of half and quarter stack guitar amps and that aesthethic doesn't fit this style of music at all.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This band on SNL has a wall of half and quarter stack guitar amps and that aesthethic doesn't fit this style of music at all.
I think i know what Trump was trying to write years ago when he wrote "Covfefe" on twitter. I think he was googling for this anti-psychotic drug "Cobenfy" I just saw advertised on TV.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think i know what Trump was trying to write years ago when he wrote "Covfefe" on twitter. I think he was googling for this anti-psychotic drug "Cobenfy" I just saw advertised on TV.
Extra Cat looked tired until i said his name.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Extra Cat looked tired until i said his name.
"Come down to 'My Nephew's Passion is Graphic Design' bag of dog food if you want an ass-kicking." -Drew Toothpaste, probably
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Come down to 'My Nephew's Passion is Graphic Design' bag of dog food if you want an ass-kicking." -Drew Toothpaste, probably
There are some stupid propositions on the ballot here in Texas. #16 is a complete waste of money and effort on making an amendment to explicitly say that non-citizens cannot vote ‐ which is pointless because non-citizens already cannot vote.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There are some stupid propositions on the ballot here in Texas. #16 is a complete waste of money and effort on making an amendment to explicitly say that non-citizens cannot vote ‐ which is pointless because non-citizens already cannot vote.
🎵 It's the worst, dark-too-damn-early time of the yeeeeaaaar.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🎵 It's the worst, dark-too-damn-early time of the yeeeeaaaar.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
Spooooooky stack of tiiiiires.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Spooooooky stack of tiiiiires.
Here's one for @thekenchilds.com . Saw this Deplorean Dumpster as I left a restaurant earlier.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Here's one for @thekenchilds.com . Saw this Deplorean Dumpster as I left a restaurant earlier.
Bought tickets to this show in March. So glad the weather is in the 50s and not 90s like 2 days ago.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bought tickets to this show in March. So glad the weather is in the 50s and not 90s like 2 days ago.
Nana nana na na BOXCAT!
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nana nana na na BOXCAT!