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@mirrorz.bsky.social
Artist. Former Farker. Vintage toy collector. I have a few cats, and I post shit sometimes. I'm virtually and physically invisible.

Don't follow me if you bought a blue checkmark on twitter when dipshit bought it.
I have the large 12" version of Beast Man on my wall.
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This cat sleeps with her eyes open.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's 80degrees tonight. About 102 around this "relaxing" fire.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone brought baja blast pie to our gathering. My cousin's kid tried it and nearly puked. This shouldnt exist for so many reasons. Hubris brought this into the world.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
::Snare, snare, snare-snare-snare, snare-snare-snare, snare, snare:: DOG SHOW!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Odd phemomena that I frequently run into: Any time I do any digging with construction in my area, I find marbles about a foot down in the dirt. Probably just the oldest toy so they're common, but it's the depth that gets me. They're often near fence lines too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I cannot block enough sports terms to keep the sports posts out of my feeds.

Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Fortune cookie plus and extra bit in the same package.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Looking for a photo that will work for a "Thanksgiving Food Drive" on Shutterstock and the ai slop has taken over. WTF.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I made others:
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Need to plant all 70 of these oak trees this weekend. Got 2 in the ground today before it got too dark to see anything at 5pm.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Big Beautiful Bill Trump has been raving about.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Backyard" fire pit.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Paused the video at just the rigjt spot.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Does she not own any other clothes?
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think i know what Trump was trying to write years ago when he wrote "Covfefe" on twitter. I think he was googling for this anti-psychotic drug "Cobenfy" I just saw advertised on TV.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Extra Cat looked tired until i said his name.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Come down to 'My Nephew's Passion is Graphic Design' bag of dog food if you want an ass-kicking." -Drew Toothpaste, probably
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My Spoopy yard.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Spooooooky stack of tiiiiires.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Here's one for @thekenchilds.com . Saw this Deplorean Dumpster as I left a restaurant earlier.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Still waiting...
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bought tickets to this show in March. So glad the weather is in the 50s and not 90s like 2 days ago.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Nana nana na na BOXCAT!
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Watching xfiles reruns on Comet and this bullshit Ai generated boner pill commercial pops up every few minutes. This guy is 100% fake.
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM