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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
@mirandarandom.bsky.social
900 followers 1.3K following 650 posts
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Progress: Level 48 Thempress
Pronouns: she/her/he/him (but online, she/her preferred)
Word salad: genderfluid, coffee, plus-size, liberal, fantasy, daydream, ASMR, mascara, citrus, cats, queer, cheese, sci-fi, Kerbal, sleep, skirts, tacos
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I think I look a LOT happier and more energetic than I actually feel today. Employing a couple of hacks to achieve my look today, and no, I'm not going to say what they are. Girl's gotta have secrets, yeah? #selfie #genderfluid #visiblyqueeratwork
A woman with dark hair and glasses smiles directly at the camera. She is wearing a floral top under a dark cardigan, a headband, and a delicate necklace. She is seated in an office environment with cubicles and monitors visible behind her, along with a sign on a nearby cubicle that reads "ask me about my pronouns."
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Shamelessly stealing outfit inspiration from my daughter today.
A full-length selfie taken in a public restroom. A person with dark hair, glasses, and dark lipstick stands in front of a gray tiled wall. They are wearing a black long-sleeved shirt with a square neckline, a black belt with a gold buckle, and dark blue flared jeans. They are holding a green phone up to take the picture, and their right hand is on their hip.
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It's not quite spooky szn yet but I felt like being mysterious at work today.
A dark, moody, and intense portrait-style selfie. The person in the photo has long, dark hair, glasses, and is wearing a black shirt. They have dark lipstick and are looking directly into the camera. Their left hand is resting near their neck and chin. The lighting is low and dramatic, with the left side of their face and hair slightly in shadow.
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Increasingly, I am amused by the utter normalcy that is my existence, at my workplace. Now, new hires are chatting me up during company events, not batting a lash at me being authentically me. 1/2
Miranda standing in a restroom at work, hand on her chest. She is wearing a ribbed sleeveless top, and has a wedding ring set on her finger and beaded bracelets on her wrist. Her hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and she is sticking her tongue out at the camera.
July 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I am wearing so much shapewear today for my own personal sense of self that I feel like I'm going to explode all over the place when I take it off. Like popping open a can of biscuit dough. I know it's not NEEDED, but it makes me feel curvy in the correct ways, and that's dysphoria-busting.
A filtered image of Miranda; she is wearing a striped blouse with a Hyrule/Triforce badge lanyard over it; head tilted a little smiling quizzically at the camera, with glasses.
July 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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An image taken from Snapchat-- looking down at Miranda's legs. She is wearing a black skirt, slightly shorter than knee length, and black ballet flats. She is standing in front of a mirror, such that the image is of her legs from above and reflected vertically. At the plane of the mirror is the word 'reflect' in light lavender script. Down the left side is the date Tuesday, 20 and the time 14:57.
May 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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@missmouse.bsky.social
Three rubber ducks on a counter in a school library; one is faded red, one yellow, and one blue.
April 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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An unflattering caricature of the felon in chief, overlaid with the text 'Krasnov is now ONE YEAR OLDER than President Biden was when the Cheeto nicknamed him Sleepy Joe.' It is signed in the corner 'mirandom.'
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Sitting through our quarterly all hands meeting listening to the live stream of our CEO from corp HQ in another street praise God for our company's success.

I'm mostly here for the food.

And because he's delivering this address and I am blatantly Miranda in the middle of the crowd today.
This is a medium shot, selfie-style photograph of a person with a warm, friendly expression. Subject: * Appearance: The person appears to be female-presenting with medium-length, wavy brown hair that falls to their shoulders. They are wearing glasses with dark frames and have a dark headband. They have a light complexion and appear to be wearing subtle makeup. A delicate necklace with a pendant is visible. * Expression: The person has a gentle, slightly smiling expression and is looking directly at the camera. Their head is slightly tilted. * Clothing: They are wearing a patterned dress with a small houndstooth design in black and white. Composition and Background: * Angle: The camera angle is slightly below eye level, creating a selfie-like perspective. * Lighting: The lighting appears to be soft and even, illuminating the person's face well. There might be a light source to the left of the frame, as the left side of their face is slightly brighter. * Background: The background is slightly blurred and appears to be a textured surface, possibly a wall or elevator interior, with a warm, orangey tone. A thin blue line is visible running diagonally across the background. Text Overlay: * The word "Wednesday" is written in a cursive script in the bottom left corner of the image. * Below "Wednesday" is the time "10:49" in a smaller, more straightforward font. Overall Impression: The image has a casual, personal feel, likely taken with a smartphone. The subject appears relaxed and approachable. The warm tones and soft lighting create a pleasant and inviting atmosphere.
March 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Back in the office tomorrow; my calendar is reminding me it will be our quarterly all-company meeting. That's fine with me. I like having a break from work and they usually provide food. Of course, tomorrow I might have to come down hard on the Miranda side of presentation. Considering this dress.
The dress in the image appears to be a midi-length dress with a black and white gingham pattern. It features short, fluttery sleeves and a V-neckline. The dress also has a defined waist with a tie belt, suggesting a fit-and-flare silhouette. The model is wearing black open-toed sandals with block heels.
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Pardon me for being inflammatory, but it's tiring to take the moral high ground all the time.
An image divided horizontally. The top third of the image is a side view of Dump, looking to the right, with the fabled bandage on his ear (apparently post assassination attempt). The bottom two thirds of the image are a sticker on the back window of a pickup truck of the sort beloved by 2A and gun nuts, depicting a hand holding a revolver aimed at the viewer and the words GUN CONTROL IS HITTING YOUR TARGET.
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Hehehehe.
An email Miranda wrote and sent that reads: Last week: 1) openly criticized Trump and Elon to anyone who would listen 2) washed my bras and other intimates 3) exercised my feminine gender presentation at work 4) practiced telekinesis 5) drank coffee and plotted further activities on my personal LGBTQIA+ agenda Regards, Miranda
February 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day, if you're into that sort of thing. Woo!
Miranda's Bitmoji standing in front of a pink heart backdrop, wearing a black short sleeve dress and knee boots, smiling, with a hand in her hair
February 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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The prince doesn't know he's about to get his claws trimmed
Miranda's cat, pausing while eating treats
February 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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A stylized IHOP mug
February 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Been a while since I put up an updated skircle...
Miranda's skircle
February 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Cinnamon iced cold brew morning. Working from home today with errands to do. Daughter will be out of the house this weekend (spending night at girlfriend's house). I have court on Wednesday. Big Valentine's dinner next week: my wife and I, and our son and daughter and their girlfriends.
Miranda's hand, holding a half empty glass of iced coffee. She had beaded bracelets around her wrist in shiny black, black and green swirl, and green crystal
February 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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So I hear it's tiddie Tuesday. Why the hell not? Why can't I celebrate myself in the face of all that seeks to destroy me? It's my own personal flower in the barrel of someone else's gun.
Miranda, hair in a headband, smiling into camera, wearing a white ribbed turtleneck top and peach cardigan, and dangle silver earrings
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I'm amused at the level of butthurt that caused me to be put on at least three of these lists. 🤣

I am SO not what they imply. But I had the gall to block them because I get to control what I see on 'sky, so...
A screenshot from clearsky listing the lists Miranda is present on, including three in particular: two of which incorrectly label her a MAGA or bot, and one just pure sour grapes
February 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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My wife: God doesn't give you more than you can handle.
Me: God must be insanely optimistic about my abilities.

Nevertheless, I persist.
Face selfie of the poster; she has her hair pretty much entirely pulled back with just some wispy bangs framing her face, glasses, in a button front floral top and black blazer. A hamsa pendant necklace with an evil eye charm is around her neck.
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Posting this on behalf of my wife, even though she doesn't know I'm posting it here -- but a fundraiser to help someone's medical bills is still worthy.
Candi's Crafts: During Rare Disease Awareness Month, Candi's Crafts will help support a little boy with Prune Belly Syndrome. Come see my booth at the Fundraiser for CJ - Saturday February 1, 2025 12:30pm-3:30pm - Darnestown Presbyterian Church - 15120 Turkey Foot Road - Gaithersburg, MD 20878
January 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
mirandarandom.bsky.social
Is it possible to learn about people from how they decorate their laptop? Here's mine. What conclusions would you draw about me from this?
The top of a laptop, covered with stickers displaying the following: a rainbow pride flag with a black hear overlaid; a blueish shark; a blue Wi-Fi signal symbol; chibi Purah from The Legend of Zelda; a cute-styled purple iridescent dragon; a transgender symbol in pink and blue and white; a large Github Octocat; a rainbow pride pennant flag; chibi Zelda and Link; a portrait of Zelda; a serotonin molecule; and a Strong Bad Octocat from Github.
January 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Rarely do I see an image that so perfectly describes me.
What's going on? (unselected checkbox) It's annoying or not interesting (selected checkbox) I'm in this photo and I don't like it (unselected checkbox) I think it shouldn't be on Facebook (unselected checkbox) It's spam
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Still showing up in my feed. Oh well.
A product photo from the clothing retailer Torrid's Instagram page, of a dark brown corduroy miniskirt.
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Quoteskeet with a bridge from your gallery
The bridge on US15 crossing the Potomac from Maryland sout into Virginia at Point of Rocks, Maryland as seen from the drivers seat of a southbound car.
January 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM