Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
@mirandarandom.bsky.social
MAGA:🚫
Progress: Level 49 Thempress
Pronouns: she/her/he/him (but online, she/her preferred)
Word salad: genderfluid, coffee, plus-size, liberal, fantasy, daydream, ASMR, mascara, citrus, cats, queer, cheese, sci-fi, Kerbal, sleep, skirts, tacos
Progress: Level 49 Thempress
Pronouns: she/her/he/him (but online, she/her preferred)
Word salad: genderfluid, coffee, plus-size, liberal, fantasy, daydream, ASMR, mascara, citrus, cats, queer, cheese, sci-fi, Kerbal, sleep, skirts, tacos
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
@mirandarandom.bsky.social
· Jan 24
On this day, like every day since the election, I pray for change -- and I am not a praying girl. But I pray for change.
He's still alive.
I pray that changes.
He's still alive.
I pray that changes.
Tomorrow will be Miranda's first day back in the office. I wasn't feeling it last week.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Tomorrow will be Miranda's first day back in the office. I wasn't feeling it last week.
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In Illinois, ICE agents have been documented swapping license plates to hide their identity. Under Illinois law, this constitutes a Class A misdemeanor.
The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In Illinois, ICE agents have been documented swapping license plates to hide their identity. Under Illinois law, this constitutes a Class A misdemeanor.
The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
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Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
Driver's license: renewed.
Gender marker change from M to X: complete.
*does a little dance*
Gender marker change from M to X: complete.
*does a little dance*
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Driver's license: renewed.
Gender marker change from M to X: complete.
*does a little dance*
Gender marker change from M to X: complete.
*does a little dance*
Now hiring: My personal stylist. It will be a unpaid position. You tell me what I should wear, ideally based on my intended activities. I will thank you for the idea and you'll never know if I actually wear it (or even if I have what you suggest). Benefits are non-existent other than a thanks.
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Now hiring: My personal stylist. It will be a unpaid position. You tell me what I should wear, ideally based on my intended activities. I will thank you for the idea and you'll never know if I actually wear it (or even if I have what you suggest). Benefits are non-existent other than a thanks.
Tell me why my brain had the idea to have a dream about two brothers named Dibou and Qipou, because in the dream their names were always spelled in lower case, and my waking brain (thinking about it) realized that 'dibou' becomes 'qipou' if you flip the d and the b down...
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Tell me why my brain had the idea to have a dream about two brothers named Dibou and Qipou, because in the dream their names were always spelled in lower case, and my waking brain (thinking about it) realized that 'dibou' becomes 'qipou' if you flip the d and the b down...
I think I look a LOT happier and more energetic than I actually feel today. Employing a couple of hacks to achieve my look today, and no, I'm not going to say what they are. Girl's gotta have secrets, yeah? #selfie #genderfluid #visiblyqueeratwork
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think I look a LOT happier and more energetic than I actually feel today. Employing a couple of hacks to achieve my look today, and no, I'm not going to say what they are. Girl's gotta have secrets, yeah? #selfie #genderfluid #visiblyqueeratwork
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Shamelessly stealing outfit inspiration from my daughter today.
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shamelessly stealing outfit inspiration from my daughter today.
It's not quite spooky szn yet but I felt like being mysterious at work today.
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's not quite spooky szn yet but I felt like being mysterious at work today.
Absolutely pray, when there is a tragedy. Prayer reassures; prayer gives hope. Absolutely, you are allowed to express your thoughts, and pray, when vile people do vile things or when nature imperils people. 1/3
August 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Absolutely pray, when there is a tragedy. Prayer reassures; prayer gives hope. Absolutely, you are allowed to express your thoughts, and pray, when vile people do vile things or when nature imperils people. 1/3
Increasingly, I am amused by the utter normalcy that is my existence, at my workplace. Now, new hires are chatting me up during company events, not batting a lash at me being authentically me. 1/2
July 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Increasingly, I am amused by the utter normalcy that is my existence, at my workplace. Now, new hires are chatting me up during company events, not batting a lash at me being authentically me. 1/2
on days like today, I'd love to be in a room with trump, noem, and mtg... and a very large crate of rubber bands...
July 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
on days like today, I'd love to be in a room with trump, noem, and mtg... and a very large crate of rubber bands...
I am wearing so much shapewear today for my own personal sense of self that I feel like I'm going to explode all over the place when I take it off. Like popping open a can of biscuit dough. I know it's not NEEDED, but it makes me feel curvy in the correct ways, and that's dysphoria-busting.
July 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I am wearing so much shapewear today for my own personal sense of self that I feel like I'm going to explode all over the place when I take it off. Like popping open a can of biscuit dough. I know it's not NEEDED, but it makes me feel curvy in the correct ways, and that's dysphoria-busting.
May it be soon.
July 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
May it be soon.
*chortle* heh
Bartiromo: "We are waiting any moment now to get the jobs number for the month of June. The expectations call for the numbers to be up 95,000. Right now seeing the number -- actually, uh, showing a decline in jobs, uh, down 33,000, uh."
July 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
*chortle* heh
I am still very much in love with tubing mascara.
July 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I am still very much in love with tubing mascara.
I'm not begging someone to treat me to a shopping spree, BUUUUT I wouldn't exactly turn it down, either...
June 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I'm not begging someone to treat me to a shopping spree, BUUUUT I wouldn't exactly turn it down, either...
Giving away free Pride pins at my office desk, in an office that has a lot of employee support for the month but no official recognition.
Fortunate: my (faux wrap neckline) dress today was gapping just a BIT much and I don't want to give a show. Now my modesty is protected by a little rainbow. 😊
Fortunate: my (faux wrap neckline) dress today was gapping just a BIT much and I don't want to give a show. Now my modesty is protected by a little rainbow. 😊
June 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Giving away free Pride pins at my office desk, in an office that has a lot of employee support for the month but no official recognition.
Fortunate: my (faux wrap neckline) dress today was gapping just a BIT much and I don't want to give a show. Now my modesty is protected by a little rainbow. 😊
Fortunate: my (faux wrap neckline) dress today was gapping just a BIT much and I don't want to give a show. Now my modesty is protected by a little rainbow. 😊
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
One thing I would chronically use AI for if necessary is to pick out outfits for me.
May 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One thing I would chronically use AI for if necessary is to pick out outfits for me.
When I decide to work from home tomorrow because I don't feel like shaving tonight and I can't decide what to wear besides.
May 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When I decide to work from home tomorrow because I don't feel like shaving tonight and I can't decide what to wear besides.
This is why education is necessary. Also makes my technical writer heart sing with glee.
Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is why education is necessary. Also makes my technical writer heart sing with glee.