miranda
@mirandaparody.bsky.social
pint sized & sleep deprived
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trans rights 🏳️🌈 free Palestine 🇵🇸 ACAB
she/her
trans rights 🏳️🌈 free Palestine 🇵🇸 ACAB
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
amazon reaaaaally wants me to buy a tension rod?
not even a fun tension rod for climbing exercises or like stuff, one to put curtains/garlands on?? like ive gotten multiple different adverts for various tension rods?????
not even a fun tension rod for climbing exercises or like stuff, one to put curtains/garlands on?? like ive gotten multiple different adverts for various tension rods?????
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
amazon reaaaaally wants me to buy a tension rod?
not even a fun tension rod for climbing exercises or like stuff, one to put curtains/garlands on?? like ive gotten multiple different adverts for various tension rods?????
not even a fun tension rod for climbing exercises or like stuff, one to put curtains/garlands on?? like ive gotten multiple different adverts for various tension rods?????
why am i so overstimulated?
could it possibly be: bra? knit jumper? jeans? hair? headphones on neck? necklace? tshirt neck? tshirt label stub?
brb just stripping off at my desk in a shared office space while i work it out
could it possibly be: bra? knit jumper? jeans? hair? headphones on neck? necklace? tshirt neck? tshirt label stub?
brb just stripping off at my desk in a shared office space while i work it out
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
why am i so overstimulated?
could it possibly be: bra? knit jumper? jeans? hair? headphones on neck? necklace? tshirt neck? tshirt label stub?
brb just stripping off at my desk in a shared office space while i work it out
could it possibly be: bra? knit jumper? jeans? hair? headphones on neck? necklace? tshirt neck? tshirt label stub?
brb just stripping off at my desk in a shared office space while i work it out
hows my day going you ask? i dropped my lemsip sachet on the uni sink and bc im a cheapskate, scooped it into the mug anyway
sink germs vs freshers flu germs woooo
sink germs vs freshers flu germs woooo
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
hows my day going you ask? i dropped my lemsip sachet on the uni sink and bc im a cheapskate, scooped it into the mug anyway
sink germs vs freshers flu germs woooo
sink germs vs freshers flu germs woooo
Reposted by miranda
Life hack: you only really have to do dishes if you insist on eating from clean plates
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Life hack: you only really have to do dishes if you insist on eating from clean plates
feeling overwhelmed by the prospect of object orienting my code so im pretending im a horse and so ive eaten two sachets of sugar, the classic nerve settler. ngl its worked
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
feeling overwhelmed by the prospect of object orienting my code so im pretending im a horse and so ive eaten two sachets of sugar, the classic nerve settler. ngl its worked
how crazy is it that twice my subconscious has tried to audiobook me jurrasic park TWICE despite it being probably a decade since i saw the og movie (5+y anything in cinematic universe) and ive never read the book in any form
September 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
how crazy is it that twice my subconscious has tried to audiobook me jurrasic park TWICE despite it being probably a decade since i saw the og movie (5+y anything in cinematic universe) and ive never read the book in any form
recalibrating my conference goals: my mission is to steal as much loo roll as possible (ive run out at home) ((i normally steal as many biscuits and tea bags as possible))
slightly derailed by the accom only giving me one roll for 3 nights
slightly derailed by the accom only giving me one roll for 3 nights
September 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
recalibrating my conference goals: my mission is to steal as much loo roll as possible (ive run out at home) ((i normally steal as many biscuits and tea bags as possible))
slightly derailed by the accom only giving me one roll for 3 nights
slightly derailed by the accom only giving me one roll for 3 nights
i dont think i can listen to home (ed sharp & magnetic 0s) now ive seen THAT video of them singing 😖🤢
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i dont think i can listen to home (ed sharp & magnetic 0s) now ive seen THAT video of them singing 😖🤢
guess who has 14 papers to print and read in less than a week
(hint: she has not actively searched in her field for similar research for over a year, and is feeling pretty naive rn)
(hint: she has not actively searched in her field for similar research for over a year, and is feeling pretty naive rn)
July 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
guess who has 14 papers to print and read in less than a week
(hint: she has not actively searched in her field for similar research for over a year, and is feeling pretty naive rn)
(hint: she has not actively searched in her field for similar research for over a year, and is feeling pretty naive rn)
today i found my glasses BEFORE i took my contacts out for the first time maybe ever 😌
real growth occurs when youve spent 11 years hunting blindly velma style! you gotta put in the time to see changes!! 💪😤🌱🌳
real growth occurs when youve spent 11 years hunting blindly velma style! you gotta put in the time to see changes!! 💪😤🌱🌳
July 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
today i found my glasses BEFORE i took my contacts out for the first time maybe ever 😌
real growth occurs when youve spent 11 years hunting blindly velma style! you gotta put in the time to see changes!! 💪😤🌱🌳
real growth occurs when youve spent 11 years hunting blindly velma style! you gotta put in the time to see changes!! 💪😤🌱🌳
wanna dye my hair dark dark brown again... someone slap me and tell me i dont have the same colouring as Courtney Cox
July 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
wanna dye my hair dark dark brown again... someone slap me and tell me i dont have the same colouring as Courtney Cox
so youre telling me that the proof i assumed i was too stupid to follow is fundamentally flawed? no its cool, not like ive wasted hours of my life on this or anything 😭
(im on reason 12)
(im on reason 12)
July 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
so youre telling me that the proof i assumed i was too stupid to follow is fundamentally flawed? no its cool, not like ive wasted hours of my life on this or anything 😭
(im on reason 12)
(im on reason 12)
aha get fucked morning people, just saw a bird with a worm at 11:45 which is only early if youre talking about lunch
July 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
aha get fucked morning people, just saw a bird with a worm at 11:45 which is only early if youre talking about lunch
started reading the dune books bc there wasnt enough worm lore/screentime in the movies... theres still not enough worm lore!! i want access to the fictional worm autopsies! i want the mythologies associated with the worms! is frank herbert still alive i have QUESTIONS!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
started reading the dune books bc there wasnt enough worm lore/screentime in the movies... theres still not enough worm lore!! i want access to the fictional worm autopsies! i want the mythologies associated with the worms! is frank herbert still alive i have QUESTIONS!!!!
im so gd face blind, how have like 5 people found me to discuss my talk, and ive not been able to spot a single one of the presenters ive had questions for ??
(i think it helps that theres only like 12% female presenting presenters)
(i think it helps that theres only like 12% female presenting presenters)
May 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
im so gd face blind, how have like 5 people found me to discuss my talk, and ive not been able to spot a single one of the presenters ive had questions for ??
(i think it helps that theres only like 12% female presenting presenters)
(i think it helps that theres only like 12% female presenting presenters)
waiting for the point in the grieving process where scrolling back through my own instagram doesnt make me cry (i used to like to do this bc im vain/ its like a visual diary)
May 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
waiting for the point in the grieving process where scrolling back through my own instagram doesnt make me cry (i used to like to do this bc im vain/ its like a visual diary)
uh folks.
reading an article about autism in climbing.
and the author describes climbing as their special interest.
uh.
guys i think climbing is also my special interest.
crazy ik.
no one could have possibly guessed this, absolutely no indicators.
im genuinely a bit shellshocked
reading an article about autism in climbing.
and the author describes climbing as their special interest.
uh.
guys i think climbing is also my special interest.
crazy ik.
no one could have possibly guessed this, absolutely no indicators.
im genuinely a bit shellshocked
April 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
uh folks.
reading an article about autism in climbing.
and the author describes climbing as their special interest.
uh.
guys i think climbing is also my special interest.
crazy ik.
no one could have possibly guessed this, absolutely no indicators.
im genuinely a bit shellshocked
reading an article about autism in climbing.
and the author describes climbing as their special interest.
uh.
guys i think climbing is also my special interest.
crazy ik.
no one could have possibly guessed this, absolutely no indicators.
im genuinely a bit shellshocked
came to the (singular) bench press and some MAN had put 2 20kg dumbbells on the bench???? and walked so far away i didnt know whose they were
😌i rolled them off the bench bc they were fucking heavy and did my set and when the IDIOT MAN came to apologise i didnt acknowledge him
eat shit wanker
😌i rolled them off the bench bc they were fucking heavy and did my set and when the IDIOT MAN came to apologise i didnt acknowledge him
eat shit wanker
April 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
came to the (singular) bench press and some MAN had put 2 20kg dumbbells on the bench???? and walked so far away i didnt know whose they were
😌i rolled them off the bench bc they were fucking heavy and did my set and when the IDIOT MAN came to apologise i didnt acknowledge him
eat shit wanker
😌i rolled them off the bench bc they were fucking heavy and did my set and when the IDIOT MAN came to apologise i didnt acknowledge him
eat shit wanker
she made and left at home her lunch AGAIN
itd be a 25min round trip from the office but if i go home i wont come back in so ig its meal deal time 🤪
itd be a 25min round trip from the office but if i go home i wont come back in so ig its meal deal time 🤪
April 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
she made and left at home her lunch AGAIN
itd be a 25min round trip from the office but if i go home i wont come back in so ig its meal deal time 🤪
itd be a 25min round trip from the office but if i go home i wont come back in so ig its meal deal time 🤪
dreamt i made sourdough bread last night. honestly kinda rude to wake up with no fresh bread to greet me
April 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
dreamt i made sourdough bread last night. honestly kinda rude to wake up with no fresh bread to greet me
supervisor said my project needs "more meat" 😭 let me and my salad+bread (mphil content) be i dont even really care about being a stupid dr
April 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
supervisor said my project needs "more meat" 😭 let me and my salad+bread (mphil content) be i dont even really care about being a stupid dr
whats up with sensor lit toilets that dont have cubicle sensors? sometimes my monster shits take longer than 3mins
April 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
whats up with sensor lit toilets that dont have cubicle sensors? sometimes my monster shits take longer than 3mins
LMAO someone i crashed out over 5 years ago has the deepest receeding hairline now 😭 his gf posted a timelapse of him where you get a great view of the top of his head and how its even starting to separate into a (• shape yno with the fluffy top plus tonsure
plus it was long in a low bun 😭😂 awful
plus it was long in a low bun 😭😂 awful
April 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
LMAO someone i crashed out over 5 years ago has the deepest receeding hairline now 😭 his gf posted a timelapse of him where you get a great view of the top of his head and how its even starting to separate into a (• shape yno with the fluffy top plus tonsure
plus it was long in a low bun 😭😂 awful
plus it was long in a low bun 😭😂 awful
petition for brands to stop overlocking their labels into their seams
March 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
petition for brands to stop overlocking their labels into their seams