This is exactly what my discord DMs look like

CALL OUT POST ON MY BLUESKY.COM

I FUCKING HATE THIS LITTLE RAT BASTARD I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES IN A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HOUSE FIRE AND LOSES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HE LOVES

This Cardinal stops by my bird feeder at least 50 times a day (yes I've counted) and stares directly into the camera for about 5 minutes then leaves

He knows something I'm sure of it.....

#birds #birdsarentreal #governmentspy #intimidating

I like posting and scrolling through bluesky for the SOLE reason that I can ignore all other responsibilities

Me when I finish my popsicle and the stick is just sitting there

Imagine escaping prison by pulling the keys off a sleeping guard with a dino grabber

My man Mr.Krabs was fighting for his life in this scene while he choked on an apple and pearl HAD THE AUDACITY to stand there and not help but be EMBARRASSED

for shame

Instagram now has AI bots apparently

These were the first two that were recommended to me

AI was a mistake that we will never recover from....

Who needs to cosplay when you can just go around wearing one of these bad boys