Minty Milk
@mintymilk.bsky.social
what's even the point of me redoing the floors if I'm not gonna find some old treasure map from the previous home owner underneath?
July 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
what's even the point of me redoing the floors if I'm not gonna find some old treasure map from the previous home owner underneath?
Wanted to give my car a lil treat so I cleaned it out and filled it with premium gas
July 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wanted to give my car a lil treat so I cleaned it out and filled it with premium gas
This is exactly what my discord DMs look like
June 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is exactly what my discord DMs look like
What if the Duolingo bird is responsible for the destruction of The Tower of Babel
May 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What if the Duolingo bird is responsible for the destruction of The Tower of Babel
CALL OUT POST ON MY BLUESKY.COM
I FUCKING HATE THIS LITTLE RAT BASTARD I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES IN A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HOUSE FIRE AND LOSES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HE LOVES
I FUCKING HATE THIS LITTLE RAT BASTARD I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES IN A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HOUSE FIRE AND LOSES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HE LOVES
May 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
CALL OUT POST ON MY BLUESKY.COM
I FUCKING HATE THIS LITTLE RAT BASTARD I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES IN A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HOUSE FIRE AND LOSES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HE LOVES
I FUCKING HATE THIS LITTLE RAT BASTARD I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES IN A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HOUSE FIRE AND LOSES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HE LOVES
I like being the first one to clap because you know everyone in that theatre/event is copying you
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I like being the first one to clap because you know everyone in that theatre/event is copying you
This Cardinal stops by my bird feeder at least 50 times a day (yes I've counted) and stares directly into the camera for about 5 minutes then leaves
He knows something I'm sure of it.....
#birds #birdsarentreal #governmentspy #intimidating
He knows something I'm sure of it.....
#birds #birdsarentreal #governmentspy #intimidating
April 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This Cardinal stops by my bird feeder at least 50 times a day (yes I've counted) and stares directly into the camera for about 5 minutes then leaves
He knows something I'm sure of it.....
#birds #birdsarentreal #governmentspy #intimidating
He knows something I'm sure of it.....
#birds #birdsarentreal #governmentspy #intimidating
Imagine going up to a bully and just saying "listen this relationship is going nowhere, I'm putting in my side by having things you can make fun of me for but I'm just not feeling the passion from you. Where's that spark we once had? Where is your creativity"
April 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Imagine going up to a bully and just saying "listen this relationship is going nowhere, I'm putting in my side by having things you can make fun of me for but I'm just not feeling the passion from you. Where's that spark we once had? Where is your creativity"
I had a dream where a small man in a suit and tie lived inside my walls. He had a full studio apartment in there.....
I miss him....
I miss him....
April 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I had a dream where a small man in a suit and tie lived inside my walls. He had a full studio apartment in there.....
I miss him....
I miss him....
There's nothing worse in life then being shuffled into the library for the scholastic book fair knowing damn well you forgot to ask your parents for money
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There's nothing worse in life then being shuffled into the library for the scholastic book fair knowing damn well you forgot to ask your parents for money
I really want to be the guy that builds the villain's evil lair. Imagine having to design all those pitfall traps and also keep a really comfy modern vibe aesthetic
April 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I really want to be the guy that builds the villain's evil lair. Imagine having to design all those pitfall traps and also keep a really comfy modern vibe aesthetic
I wish ads on YouTube felt pain when I skip them
April 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wish ads on YouTube felt pain when I skip them
I like posting and scrolling through bluesky for the SOLE reason that I can ignore all other responsibilities
March 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I like posting and scrolling through bluesky for the SOLE reason that I can ignore all other responsibilities
Dear Diary,
Today I watched someone fly a Happy Ghast into the Minecraft Twin Towers
What a (bad) time to be alive
Today I watched someone fly a Happy Ghast into the Minecraft Twin Towers
What a (bad) time to be alive
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dear Diary,
Today I watched someone fly a Happy Ghast into the Minecraft Twin Towers
What a (bad) time to be alive
Today I watched someone fly a Happy Ghast into the Minecraft Twin Towers
What a (bad) time to be alive
I got perma-banned on the Cookie Run Kingdom discord server for sending the Mpreg "🫃" emoji
March 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I got perma-banned on the Cookie Run Kingdom discord server for sending the Mpreg "🫃" emoji
Me when I finish my popsicle and the stick is just sitting there
March 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me when I finish my popsicle and the stick is just sitting there
Imagine escaping prison by pulling the keys off a sleeping guard with a dino grabber
February 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Imagine escaping prison by pulling the keys off a sleeping guard with a dino grabber
The best service you'll ever get is from someone who loves the job but hates the boss
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The best service you'll ever get is from someone who loves the job but hates the boss
Guys I just invented a new word:
Plagiarism
Its like when you steal something from someone else and claim it as your own
Plagiarism
Its like when you steal something from someone else and claim it as your own
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Guys I just invented a new word:
Plagiarism
Its like when you steal something from someone else and claim it as your own
Plagiarism
Its like when you steal something from someone else and claim it as your own
Dr.pepper is kinda like barbecue water
January 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dr.pepper is kinda like barbecue water
I would like to put a Frisbee on a Rat King and pretend it's a Roomba
November 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I would like to put a Frisbee on a Rat King and pretend it's a Roomba
The job interviewer asked me:
"What would you do with $10,000"
Apparently "put it all on black and hope for the best" wasn't the right answer
"What would you do with $10,000"
Apparently "put it all on black and hope for the best" wasn't the right answer
November 6, 2024 at 12:41 PM
The job interviewer asked me:
"What would you do with $10,000"
Apparently "put it all on black and hope for the best" wasn't the right answer
"What would you do with $10,000"
Apparently "put it all on black and hope for the best" wasn't the right answer
I want to hire about 20-30 actors to show up to my funeral to make my family think I was living a double life for it only to be revealed like 2 days later it was all a prank
November 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I want to hire about 20-30 actors to show up to my funeral to make my family think I was living a double life for it only to be revealed like 2 days later it was all a prank
My man Mr.Krabs was fighting for his life in this scene while he choked on an apple and pearl HAD THE AUDACITY to stand there and not help but be EMBARRASSED
for shame
for shame
October 30, 2024 at 4:41 PM
My man Mr.Krabs was fighting for his life in this scene while he choked on an apple and pearl HAD THE AUDACITY to stand there and not help but be EMBARRASSED
for shame
for shame
I love the people who used to brag about having a drivers license back in highschool
Like we get it you are an unpaid taxi driver for your friends
Like we get it you are an unpaid taxi driver for your friends
October 29, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I love the people who used to brag about having a drivers license back in highschool
Like we get it you are an unpaid taxi driver for your friends
Like we get it you are an unpaid taxi driver for your friends