Jonathan Miller
@minnimiller.bsky.social
Chicago Sports, Twin Cities resident, pop culture, news, modern jackass
“I had a Mr.Pibb the other day! Mr.Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper but it’s the bullshit replica because the dude didn’t get his degree! Why’d you drop out and have to start making pop so soon?”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“I had a Mr.Pibb the other day! Mr.Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper but it’s the bullshit replica because the dude didn’t get his degree! Why’d you drop out and have to start making pop so soon?”