Joe
@minnesotajoe3.bsky.social
Fan account for weird/boring cars, food, music, politics, and YouTube. Enjoyer of NFL football even though I should know better. Father of two. he/him
Vatican:
“You are the Pope for the whole world now. You can’t celebrate American Thanksgiving.”
Pope Leo:
“That’s ridiculous. I’m the Pope. I can do what I want”
Vatican:
“Perhaps you make just a subtle, roundabout nod to the holiday.”
Pope Leo:
“Bet”
“You are the Pope for the whole world now. You can’t celebrate American Thanksgiving.”
Pope Leo:
“That’s ridiculous. I’m the Pope. I can do what I want”
Vatican:
“Perhaps you make just a subtle, roundabout nod to the holiday.”
Pope Leo:
“Bet”
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Vatican:
“You are the Pope for the whole world now. You can’t celebrate American Thanksgiving.”
Pope Leo:
“That’s ridiculous. I’m the Pope. I can do what I want”
Vatican:
“Perhaps you make just a subtle, roundabout nod to the holiday.”
Pope Leo:
“Bet”
“You are the Pope for the whole world now. You can’t celebrate American Thanksgiving.”
Pope Leo:
“That’s ridiculous. I’m the Pope. I can do what I want”
Vatican:
“Perhaps you make just a subtle, roundabout nod to the holiday.”
Pope Leo:
“Bet”
Oh look at that. They polled Chuck Schumer.
September 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh look at that. They polled Chuck Schumer.
Truths in advertising, I guess. BMS Foods landing page talks about how shrimp “can help prevent against cancer” which, based on the double negative, implies they cause cancer.
August 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Truths in advertising, I guess. BMS Foods landing page talks about how shrimp “can help prevent against cancer” which, based on the double negative, implies they cause cancer.
Roses are red,
They blossom in June,
They blossom in June,
August 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Roses are red,
They blossom in June,
They blossom in June,
Wordle is just making up words today… I got it in four but the whole time I’m typing it in, I’m thinking “that’s not really a word, is it?” Based on Google Trends, the country appears to agree. (No spoilers in the image)
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June 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Wordle is just making up words today… I got it in four but the whole time I’m typing it in, I’m thinking “that’s not really a word, is it?” Based on Google Trends, the country appears to agree. (No spoilers in the image)
Wordle 1,464 4/6
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Elbows up! (from Northern Minnesota. Shirt by PeaceLoveCanada in Burlington, Ontario)
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Elbows up! (from Northern Minnesota. Shirt by PeaceLoveCanada in Burlington, Ontario)
Big whatever this is energy.
March 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Big whatever this is energy.
Ordered an Elbows Up shirt and got this message from the seller. 💀 Why my dad chose to move from Winnipeg to the US after college is beyond me, but I’ll never forgive him.
March 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ordered an Elbows Up shirt and got this message from the seller. 💀 Why my dad chose to move from Winnipeg to the US after college is beyond me, but I’ll never forgive him.
The editor’s note at the end of the print story though…
March 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The editor’s note at the end of the print story though…
I’d like to think I’m not a dummy. I try to stay educated. I read. I write. I’ve had a personal subscription to at least one newspaper since I was in 6th grade… but I am today years old (43) when I learned that Op-Ed means “opposite the Editorial page” and not “Opinion/Editorial”
March 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’d like to think I’m not a dummy. I try to stay educated. I read. I write. I’ve had a personal subscription to at least one newspaper since I was in 6th grade… but I am today years old (43) when I learned that Op-Ed means “opposite the Editorial page” and not “Opinion/Editorial”
The MAGA/Tesla crowd finally found this IG post from a Kia dealer in Lørenskog, Norway. It had been up for nearly a month already. Now they are all commenting how Kia should be canceled. Kinda rich coming from the ‘legalize comedy/anti-cancel culture’ crowd.
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The MAGA/Tesla crowd finally found this IG post from a Kia dealer in Lørenskog, Norway. It had been up for nearly a month already. Now they are all commenting how Kia should be canceled. Kinda rich coming from the ‘legalize comedy/anti-cancel culture’ crowd.
Did I do this right?
Cc: @eve6.bsky.social
Cc: @eve6.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Did I do this right?
Cc: @eve6.bsky.social
Cc: @eve6.bsky.social
My favorite Travis Kelce era is his “throwing a flag on the ref” era. (2016)
January 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My favorite Travis Kelce era is his “throwing a flag on the ref” era. (2016)
Not sure if you’d call that 38 or 39, but either way, it’s close enough to make me nervous for a couple more days of this weather… from Virginia, MN.
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Not sure if you’d call that 38 or 39, but either way, it’s close enough to make me nervous for a couple more days of this weather… from Virginia, MN.
Apple App Store right now
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Apple App Store right now
My favorite thing that I have learned this week is that @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social is two days younger than Bryan and (imho) looks younger than the guy spending millions to ‘stop’ aging… except for during Pizzamas when John grows a mustache.
January 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My favorite thing that I have learned this week is that @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social is two days younger than Bryan and (imho) looks younger than the guy spending millions to ‘stop’ aging… except for during Pizzamas when John grows a mustache.
Viewing party at my house in glorious 480p. The first season will even have black bars on the side because it was released in 4:3 aspect ratio.
January 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Viewing party at my house in glorious 480p. The first season will even have black bars on the side because it was released in 4:3 aspect ratio.
And so the batshit craziness begins… or continues… or whatever. Ugh.
January 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
And so the batshit craziness begins… or continues… or whatever. Ugh.
The McDonalds in Altoona, PA is getting absolutely cooked on Yelp right now. If Luigi had stopped for a Baconator instead, he would have been fine. Wendy’s employees are based in general.
December 9, 2024 at 10:54 PM
The McDonalds in Altoona, PA is getting absolutely cooked on Yelp right now. If Luigi had stopped for a Baconator instead, he would have been fine. Wendy’s employees are based in general.
We forgot that I had sewn an AirTag into the coat to help our kid feel safer when they went for bike rides. Whatever caused the coat to get misrouted originally, it is now in China… so that’s a thing.
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 AM
We forgot that I had sewn an AirTag into the coat to help our kid feel safer when they went for bike rides. Whatever caused the coat to get misrouted originally, it is now in China… so that’s a thing.
Fun story time. My wife sold our kid’s old coat on Poshmark. We got an email from the Post Office saying the package was lost, so we refunded the buyer and figured that was the end of the story. Weeks later, we just noticed an AirTag pinging out of Fujian, China.
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Fun story time. My wife sold our kid’s old coat on Poshmark. We got an email from the Post Office saying the package was lost, so we refunded the buyer and figured that was the end of the story. Weeks later, we just noticed an AirTag pinging out of Fujian, China.