✨m.b. starr✨
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witty . loquacious . idiosyncratic . erudite . introspective . whimsical . neurodivergent . empathic . idealistic . philosophical . creative .
witty . loquacious . idiosyncratic . erudite . introspective . whimsical . neurodivergent . empathic . idealistic . philosophical . creative .
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What do we think about including "skilled at delegation" on a resumé?
a cartoon character says " i 've got a medical condition called laziness " while sitting on a couch
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October 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What do we think about including "skilled at delegation" on a resumé?
I'm so tired I just tried to visibly, with my fingers, zoom out and reposition the daydream/dream I was having 😵💫 #sleepdeprivation #techiedreams #nerd
September 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm so tired I just tried to visibly, with my fingers, zoom out and reposition the daydream/dream I was having 😵💫 #sleepdeprivation #techiedreams #nerd
Listening to metal covers of kid songs is #peakparenting for me 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with a magnifying glass in his mouth
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September 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Listening to metal covers of kid songs is #peakparenting for me 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
It’s 3am and I just remembered I used two life savers gummies as earbuds at the movies today. 🤔🫠🙃
a cartoon of a girl with blue hair and the words disassociated too hard can t ground self help
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August 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It’s 3am and I just remembered I used two life savers gummies as earbuds at the movies today. 🤔🫠🙃
I’ve finally figured out what want my career to be… I want to do the graphic design, branding, etc for someone who went viral on social media but has zero design or marketing skills. (1)
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ve finally figured out what want my career to be… I want to do the graphic design, branding, etc for someone who went viral on social media but has zero design or marketing skills. (1)
TFW you're holding onto your house, insurance, marriage, human rights, and sanity by a thread. >.<
Life Taco GIF
ALT: Life Taco GIF
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July 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
TFW you're holding onto your house, insurance, marriage, human rights, and sanity by a thread. >.<
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If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.
July 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.
20 years. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about my favorite place in the world... and that I don't feel crippling remorse for betraying my own happiness, lulled by complacency and entitlement. That my exclusion still calls tears is testament to the gravity of regret. #wk <3
July 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
20 years. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about my favorite place in the world... and that I don't feel crippling remorse for betraying my own happiness, lulled by complacency and entitlement. That my exclusion still calls tears is testament to the gravity of regret. #wk <3
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In case I wasn’t clear…
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In case I wasn’t clear…
Teachers no longer need be repositories of fact; rather, sages of strategy in the pursuit of experiencing and evaluating information. To that end, focusing more on our humanity, diversity, and emotional intelligence could be the paradigm shift we need. Humans learn best in homeostasis. #mytwocents
July 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Teachers no longer need be repositories of fact; rather, sages of strategy in the pursuit of experiencing and evaluating information. To that end, focusing more on our humanity, diversity, and emotional intelligence could be the paradigm shift we need. Humans learn best in homeostasis. #mytwocents
OH LORT. I miss when the news didn't make me cringe.. or cry.. or want to take a bath with the toaster. 😵💫
The president is hawking fragrances while the State of Florida is celebrating its first concentration camp by handing out swag.
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
July 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
OH LORT. I miss when the news didn't make me cringe.. or cry.. or want to take a bath with the toaster. 😵💫
Ok I legit saw "2SLGBTQIA+" today and I can't even try to say that one out loud. Can we please come up with SOMETHING cohesive to describe the queer community? Like, say, "queer community"?
DISCLAIMER: As a Lesbian™, I can express displeasure with our various monikers, & am allowed to say "dyke". 😇
DISCLAIMER: As a Lesbian™, I can express displeasure with our various monikers, & am allowed to say "dyke". 😇
June 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ok I legit saw "2SLGBTQIA+" today and I can't even try to say that one out loud. Can we please come up with SOMETHING cohesive to describe the queer community? Like, say, "queer community"?
DISCLAIMER: As a Lesbian™, I can express displeasure with our various monikers, & am allowed to say "dyke". 😇
DISCLAIMER: As a Lesbian™, I can express displeasure with our various monikers, & am allowed to say "dyke". 😇
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one hit me in the feels today
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Being scolded for using big words to make people feel inferior and the word I used was qualm? ITS NOT EVEN A BIG WORD READ SOMETHING OTHER THAN FACEBOOK OMG
June 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Being scolded for using big words to make people feel inferior and the word I used was qualm? ITS NOT EVEN A BIG WORD READ SOMETHING OTHER THAN FACEBOOK OMG
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The world must be set free.
June 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The world must be set free.
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Realtor: This house is perfect for you. It’s in your budget, in a great school district, and comes with a small guest house.
Me: And the Pokémon?
Realtor: [hesistates] Mostly Pidgey and Bidoof.
Me: We’re done here.
Me: And the Pokémon?
Realtor: [hesistates] Mostly Pidgey and Bidoof.
Me: We’re done here.
June 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Realtor: This house is perfect for you. It’s in your budget, in a great school district, and comes with a small guest house.
Me: And the Pokémon?
Realtor: [hesistates] Mostly Pidgey and Bidoof.
Me: We’re done here.
Me: And the Pokémon?
Realtor: [hesistates] Mostly Pidgey and Bidoof.
Me: We’re done here.
Love love love this! Another fascinating read by the venerable Reverend Kimmy Sue <3
By Midnight open.substack.com/pub/textures...
By Midnight open.substack.com/pub/textures...
By Midnight
A Pantoum
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June 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Love love love this! Another fascinating read by the venerable Reverend Kimmy Sue <3
By Midnight open.substack.com/pub/textures...
By Midnight open.substack.com/pub/textures...
Look at this baby bun doing BigBun™️ things…! He’s the babiest bunner I’ve ever seen 🥹😍🐰
#babybun #bunny #backyardbun #cuteaggression #socute #zoomlens #beverlybun #goodmorningbunshine
#babybun #bunny #backyardbun #cuteaggression #socute #zoomlens #beverlybun #goodmorningbunshine
June 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Look at this baby bun doing BigBun™️ things…! He’s the babiest bunner I’ve ever seen 🥹😍🐰
#babybun #bunny #backyardbun #cuteaggression #socute #zoomlens #beverlybun #goodmorningbunshine
#babybun #bunny #backyardbun #cuteaggression #socute #zoomlens #beverlybun #goodmorningbunshine
Carter’s “Pride” section… 🤔🤔🤔
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Carter’s “Pride” section… 🤔🤔🤔
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Life with an almost-4-year-old can be summed up by the recent exchange:
Me: “How’s your mac & cheese?”
S: [shouts] “NO!”
🤦🏻♀️
Me: “How’s your mac & cheese?”
S: [shouts] “NO!”
🤦🏻♀️
a little girl is sitting in a high chair with her eyes closed and smiling .
ALT: a little girl is sitting in a high chair with her eyes closed and smiling .
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June 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Life with an almost-4-year-old can be summed up by the recent exchange:
Me: “How’s your mac & cheese?”
S: [shouts] “NO!”
🤦🏻♀️
Me: “How’s your mac & cheese?”
S: [shouts] “NO!”
🤦🏻♀️
Wondering how many people have seen the AI-generated action figure craze going around, then turned around and bought a "custom action figure" off of an ad they saw on Facebook? Y'all.. c'mon now...
a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face and says oof .
ALT: a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face and says oof .
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May 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wondering how many people have seen the AI-generated action figure craze going around, then turned around and bought a "custom action figure" off of an ad they saw on Facebook? Y'all.. c'mon now...
Continuously applying to, working in, incurring the stress of, and failing at a specific job industry feels like repeatedly throwing myself against a wall and hoping someday I'll stick and not slink to the ground...
a woman in a black shirt is standing in a kitchen looking at a cabinet .
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May 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Continuously applying to, working in, incurring the stress of, and failing at a specific job industry feels like repeatedly throwing myself against a wall and hoping someday I'll stick and not slink to the ground...