Why is it a butterfly now, what happen
January 10, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Why is it a butterfly now, what happen
Remember, if you see anything suspicious in the airport to just ignore it and not be a fucking narc
October 16, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Remember, if you see anything suspicious in the airport to just ignore it and not be a fucking narc
Tesco self check out shat itself the other day I got my entire week's shopping for a fiver without having to do a thing
October 5, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Tesco self check out shat itself the other day I got my entire week's shopping for a fiver without having to do a thing
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
September 26, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Gonna be real for a minute *enters 3 dimensional space*
September 21, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Gonna be real for a minute *enters 3 dimensional space*
Scenes on the other app
September 19, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Scenes on the other app
So if there was like, an impending unavoidable apocalypse in 48 hours what are you guys gonna be up to? Like weird horny stuff or are you up for just running around breaking things for funsies.
September 18, 2023 at 9:05 PM
So if there was like, an impending unavoidable apocalypse in 48 hours what are you guys gonna be up to? Like weird horny stuff or are you up for just running around breaking things for funsies.
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*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Many years ago when I was a young lad there was a guy on the server who'd just pop up and shout "SIXTEEN DICKS" or whatever. Over time it slowly counted down with no seeming rhyme or reason, each increment further from the first. I left that server and found a job but to this day I wonder.
September 16, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Many years ago when I was a young lad there was a guy on the server who'd just pop up and shout "SIXTEEN DICKS" or whatever. Over time it slowly counted down with no seeming rhyme or reason, each increment further from the first. I left that server and found a job but to this day I wonder.
Suits are so funny man, gotta make sure I'm wearing my business costume, deapite it being hilariously impractical, can't let people think I might be comfortable.
September 6, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Suits are so funny man, gotta make sure I'm wearing my business costume, deapite it being hilariously impractical, can't let people think I might be comfortable.
Being convicted of murder by a jury of your peers is really the ultimate "L+ratio" when you think about it
August 31, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Being convicted of murder by a jury of your peers is really the ultimate "L+ratio" when you think about it
Wondering if I can say 'yes boss man" to customers at work is it allowed
August 24, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Wondering if I can say 'yes boss man" to customers at work is it allowed
I think it'd be neat if necromancers were a thing actually.
August 18, 2023 at 10:52 PM
I think it'd be neat if necromancers were a thing actually.
Peeing in the name of
August 16, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Peeing in the name of
Bro i just opened up twitter to find 30 odd people getting angry in my mentions about fucking space marines. And you know what life's too short man.
August 13, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Bro i just opened up twitter to find 30 odd people getting angry in my mentions about fucking space marines. And you know what life's too short man.
"What kind of music are you into"
That's a dumb fucking question, ask a better one
That's a dumb fucking question, ask a better one
August 11, 2023 at 12:21 PM
"What kind of music are you into"
That's a dumb fucking question, ask a better one
That's a dumb fucking question, ask a better one
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Sir a second rage has hit the dying of the light
August 11, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Sir a second rage has hit the dying of the light
Me counting my chickens: Haha fuck yeah! Yes!
Me recounting after they've hatched: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me recounting after they've hatched: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
August 2, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Me counting my chickens: Haha fuck yeah! Yes!
Me recounting after they've hatched: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me recounting after they've hatched: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Say what you like about asexuals, they don't fuck around.
July 31, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Say what you like about asexuals, they don't fuck around.
You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college
July 29, 2023 at 6:53 PM
You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college
Me thinking Ryan Gosling looks much older in Barbie than he does usually and remembering that Drive was 12 years ago
July 29, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Me thinking Ryan Gosling looks much older in Barbie than he does usually and remembering that Drive was 12 years ago
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Top 5 liquids (RANKED OBJECTIVELY)
Water,
Beer,
Coffee,
Olive oil,
Lava
Water,
Beer,
Coffee,
Olive oil,
Lava
July 28, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Top 5 liquids (RANKED OBJECTIVELY)
Water,
Beer,
Coffee,
Olive oil,
Lava
Water,
Beer,
Coffee,
Olive oil,
Lava
I just got here, who's good.
July 28, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I just got here, who's good.